Dec. 1st, 2025

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Truth or dare? is a mostly verbal party game requiring two or more players. Players are given the choice between answering a question truthfully, or performing a "dare", both of which are set by the other players. Players must perform the dare they are given, or answer the question asked, quitting the game to avoid a dare or question is not allowed, or switching the choice with the other.


How to play -

1. Top-level with your character.
2. Others make them choose between truth or dare.
3. Play till you tire.
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handholding meme

ONE: comment with your character and preferences. is that ever not the protocol?
TWO: reply to others.
THREE: your character. that character. holding hands.
FOUR: comfort somebody! reach out for emotional support! keep a kid from running into the street! escape certain death, saving another hapless victim along the way! confess deep-seated feelings! get closer on a date! intimidate your opponent! ...hold their hand for no reason at all, since you don't l-like them or anything.
FIVE: this can be a gen meme. it can also be a romantic meme, if you're a filthy pervert. gross. how can you be so lewd?
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 the ( camshow ) meme


Camming, verb, is when someone is requested to perform certain activities, often sexual, in front of a webcam for clients.

how to play
1. Comment with your character and preferences.

Set the scene with details of what viewers might see when they stumble into your character’s chatroom, or leave it up to the imagination. Is this a one-off thing, a quick way to make ends meet before rent is due, or is this the new 9-to-5?

2. Comment around, explore the selection of cam streams. Did your character accidentally find themselves on this page, or do they have their favorite cammer’s stream schedule memorized?

3. Make special requests and leave tips. Remain anonymous or expose yourself as your cammers number one fan.
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  AT FIRST SIGHT MEME


Love at First Sight. It's a staple of Fairy Tales, love songs, and the Disney Animated Canon. Two characters meet, and fall deeply, madly, passionately in love with each other immediately. This is one of the most common and oldest story archetypes.

PROMPTS

1. Meet-Cute
chance meeting has brought you together, and the chemistry is instantaneous.

2. Blind Date
You've been set up! Blind dates can be an utter disaster, but maybe you'll get lucky this time.

3. IRL
You've been chatting online for a long time, and now you're finally meeting in person.

4. Your Perfect Match
In this world, an advanced algorithm identifies your ideal mate based on a number of factors. Did the computers get this one right?

5. Arranged Marriage
The first time you meet is also your wedding day.

6. Soulmate
Whatever your trope of choice is, the very moment you lay eyes on this person, you know that you're meant to be. How do you react?

7. Roleplay
This isn't actually your first meeting, but sometimes it's fun to pretend it is... if just to relive (or redo) that magical moment.

8. Missed Connection
You didn't have the courage to approach them before, but you just can't forget about them. Now you're determined to find them again.

9. Subversion
You've got strong feelings at first sight, all right, but it isn't exactly love. You can't explain it, but this person just grinds your gears!

10. Wildcard
Anything goes!
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   the hurt/comfort shipping meme


In order to avoid long extrapolation, I'll say one thing: I've noticed that people like what I call "h/c shipping kink." Kink may not be the right word - sex need not be involved - but essentially, crappy things happen to our characters in their crapsack worlds in canon all the time. Sometimes, we like to see them happy. Or relatively happier. And less evil and more adjusted, for those of us who play those types. It's all very self-indulgent.

And, as you can tell from my username, I'm going to be compiling memes that have, for some reason, got micromanaged into ridiculous niches when they should all be under one umbrella. This first project is to wrangle up all the "caretaking" themed shipping memes. Basically, one character cares for the other, be it physically, emotionally, or otherwise. There is also shipping.

The end goal is to weed down redundant memes and, maybe, make this an all-purpose post!

HOW TO PLAY

  • You know the protocol.
  • Comment with your characters and preferences. Also, be sure to include whether your character would be the caretaker, the cared for, or if you can play either.
  • Reply to others.

PROMPTS

  1. Physically Hurt: The traditional h/c scenario. Your partner is hurt, and you break out the bandages to patch them up and give them a shoulder to lean on. May also come with the Florence Nightingale effect, where the "patient" falls in love with the "nurse" thanks to their care.
  2. Emotionally Hurt: You can't put bandages on wounded egos and souls, but you can try your best.
  3. Illness: You're with someone who's sick - maybe even with a long-term, chronic, or mortal illness.
  4. Trauma: Like emotional hurt, this is not an easy cure, and it's even deeper. There will also be blowback on the one trying to care for their traumatized loved one.
  5. Mortality: You're struggling with the fact that one partner may die sooner than the other because of lifestyle or species reasons.
  6. The One Left Behind: One side of the ship is the person left at home to wait and worry.
  7. Triumphant Return: They're finally back and in one piece! Celebrate in the way you two deem best.
  8. Changed by Your Love: You're finding yourself a better person now that you're with them.
  9. Pulled from Depression: You saw no reason to live before you met them.
  10. Physical Protector/Bodyguard: It started out as protection. It became more.
  11. Pure/Impure: You two have varying alignments and varying experiences. Does this affect your relationship?
  12. Remember: Or actually, you can't. You've lost everything about your identity, including your past memories. Needless to say, you may cling to the one person who's helping you. You also may not want to remember your old life.
  13. In a Bad Situation: You're in a dangerous scenario - being hunted, prisoners, bruised and beaten and brought to a strange place - and all you have to rely on is each other. You've been thrown into the fire together and you have to survive.
  14. Inexperienced: Whether it be in romance, sex, or the world in general, one part of the pairing is teaching the other part the ropes. This can encompass so-called "innocence kinks" or age differences.
  15. I Thought I Lost You: Their injuries were so substantial that you thought they were done for. Now, you have to deal with your own emotional
  16. Gentle, Loving Smut: AKA sexual healing and all gentle smut memes or memes that focus on emotional attachment.
  17. Bad Sexual Experience: Similar to the above option, but including sexual baggage that one partner must prove does not always apply.
  18. Trust Issues: One of you has a hard time trusting the other. There may be jealousy involved here.
  19. Unexpected Caretaker: You'd think the sweet one would take care of the dour one, but it's the opposite way around. This is the "surly badasses take care of the one they love" option.
  20. Unwillingly Cared For: You don't need to be coddled. They should leave you alone!
  21. Hurt by You: You have to pick up the pieces of what you've done, thanks to an argument or your temper.
  22. Draining: Caring for them is damaging you and your relationship with them.
  23. Mutually Beneficial: There's not one set "caretaker." You both look out for each other.
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 name orgasm meme
  1. Toplevel with your character (+ prefs, etc.)
  2. Your character has now been cursed to orgasm whenever someone else says their name, no matter how inconvenient that may be for them.
  3. Tag around and give those orgasms.
  4. GO NUTS
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 MY FANTASY IS...



It's one thing to fantasize about someone, whether it's a specific person or an idealized stand-in. Actually describing your fantasy out loud? That's another beast entirely...

✱ Comment with your character. Don't leave your top-level blank, though.
✱ Because, instead of that ol' blank comment, you're gonna have your character admit to their deepest romantic/sexual fantasy! Anything from pudding wrestling with identical twins to living a happy, domestic life in an ivy-covered English cottage with the girl of your dreams (who bakes artisanal bread made with goats' milk sourced from flower crown-clad baby goats). Just none of that sick handholding shit, you perverts.
✱ THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
✱ No. I'm being harsh, maybe they'll respect—
✱ —nah, the whole squad will roast you.
✱ But it's almost Valentine's Day, so WHO CARES?
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  "WILL YOU MOVE IN WITH ME?"


See the title above for the question. Now, what will be the answer?

HOW TO PLAY

↺ Comment with your character. No blank comments are allowed. Instead, choose your destiny and pick out a dialogue starter you'd like to use. Two ways to interpret the meme:
1. Your character wants to ask their S.O. to move in with them.
2. Their S.O. has just asked them to move in together.

↺ Then the magic happens. Threads burst out from that little line of dialogue and bloom!
↺ Happy house hunting! Or not; maybe you won't even leave a toothbrush at their place, forget moving in.
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 FLOWER SHOP AU MEME


Eclipsed on popularity only by the coffee shop AU, the flower shop AU is one of fandom's perennial mainstays. Add in shipping or gen and this slice-of-life trope really blooms!
Learn more about the trope here.
How do I play?

  • Comment with your character, of course! Include preferences and, if desired, a small blurb about what role your character might take. Don't be afraid to bring in adjacent AU types, like coffee shop AUs, modern AUs, or the ever-popular flower shop/tattoo parlor AU.
  • Comment to others.
  • Get ready for a bouquet of threads!
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   VIDEOCHAT AND PHONE SEXING

 
 

Because sometimes, sexting just isn't enough. You need Facetime. So whether you're a couple in search of some extra alone time/dealing with a long distance relationship or a professional camgirl or phone sex worker, make a connection.
 
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 THE ROYAL HAREM AU


The royal harem is a part of certain aristocratic courts and can serve as both a setting and a plot driver for various stories. The combination of sex, forbidden-ness, and exoticism that fictional harems often represent has led to them showing up in numerous stories over the years...

Harems are off-limits to most, which often puts them into Forbidden Fruit territory ... There may be some person who has particular authority over the harem (whether a eunuch, a chief wife/concubine, or a relative of the owner). If the court is deadly and decadent, expect a lot of politics in the harem, with its members competing with each other for power and preference. As in many real harems, getting to be the ruler's favourite (and maybe wife) could be worth a lot, especially if you become mother to a much-desired heir to the throne.

How To Play

1. Top level with your preference: concubine, ruler, or something else!
2. Pick your prompt/s and set a scene, or just wing it!
3. Tag around!

PROMPTS


1. Newcomer
You're new to the harem (or just newly of age) - but are you uncertain?

2. The Favorite
Perhaps you've been here for a long time, or you've quickly caught the ruler's eye. Regardless, everyone knows you're the favorite.

3. Spoils of War
You didn't expect to end up here. You were captured, brought into the harem against your will. What will you do now?

4. Teaching the Arts
As a concubine, you must be an expert of the arts: dance, storytelling, poetry, embroidery... and, of course, sex. Who will teach you?

5. Forbidden Fruit
The harem is off-limits to you, nor are concubines meant to consort with the outside world - but there is someone you just can't resist.

6. Playing Politics
When you share a bed with power, power is within your reach.

7. True Love
It's forbidden to fall in love with a concubine and unwise for a concubine to forget their role, but...

8. Queen Mother
Often, the parent of the current or future monarch enjoys incredible political power, prestige, and importance in the court. Can you twist your role to your advantage?

9. Escape
You can't stand this gilded cage anymore. It's time to leave!

10. Wildcard
Anything goes!
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FLOATING LANTERN MEME

>you're on a bitching gondola in the middle of a huge lake
>you're stuck with one other person
>the lake is fucking cold and you're too far away from shore to swim, so suck it up and endure
>so maybe you shouldn't rock the boat
>or you can you horny bastards see if i care
>but if you fall in the water and freeze to death don't come crying to me
>it's night and there are floating lanterns all over the fucking place
>it's so goddamned romantic there's even a cheesy pop song that goes with it
>to hell with RNG just play out the scene and make it as fluffy as you fucking want
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PROTECTOR/PROTECTED


There’s no real push to your actions; you do them as if they were second nature. Perhaps, initially, you were assigned this role, as protector and guardian of this person. Maybe you took it on because there was no one else. A natural guardian or not, good or evil, you caught a shining to them and felt…something. Something hard to explain, but you want to keep them safe and happy - or at the very least, content. No one is as dedicated to them as you. You want them to reach their goals; to help them achieve them, you'll do what you must, even if it means being their gofer or their right hand.

But most of all, you don't want them to end up like you. They're worth more than that.

Yet somehow, along the line, you became more to them, more than just their protector. You protect them anew and you've found a different way to make them happy. It's selfish, too, because you love them in your way and you want them more than anything. You may feel guilty, of course. They don't, though, and that's what matters.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, and what you'd prefer to play: protector or protected.
  • Remember, you don't have to be so rigid. A traditionally weak character can "protect" a traditionally strong one in emotional ways.
  • Reply to others.

  1. Promise ✖ You told them you would take care of their lover, no matter what. You intend to follow through with that.
  2. Close ✖ What are friends for if not taking care of unfinished business?
  3. Debt Owed ✖ Kindness or favor has to be repaid, even if it's an investment in someone else.
  4. Atonement ✖ Whether or not you particularly cared for the person who's gone is irrelevant. You just need to make up for past sins.
  5. No Good ✖ You're taking care of the one left behind, but not out of good intentions. There may be ulterior motives here - no, there are definitely ulterior motives here. Or maybe this is the one good thing you've done in your life.
  6. Guilt ✖ It's your fault that you're here and their significant other isn't. It's a paltry repayment.
  7. Bearer of Bad News ✖ You can't blame them for wanting to shoot the messenger. You are telling them their lover is dead.
  8. Related ✖ In days past, the living partner would be cared for by their dead partner's family. As a sibling or cousin of the deceased, you want to continue that tradition and take care of "family."
  9. Wo/man Up ✖ Actually, their lover isn't dead, they're just dead to you, unable or unwilling to take care of business. You're stepping up.
  10. Friends ✖ You were all friends before, so it's only natural for you to want to look out for them now.
  11. Derisive ✖ ...this is the person they loved so much? This is who you're supposed to protect? Pathetic.
  12. Resentful ✖ You can never forgive them. They're the reason your lover is dead, no matter how they treat you.
  13. What They Saw in You ✖ You're beginning to see why someone would love them, how they'd want to give up their old ways and change. It's almost...nice.
  14. Warming Up ✖ If you didn't get along at first, the claws are being put away now. It's better to at least be civil, isn't it?
  15. Still in Danger ✖ Whatever killed one half of the pair is still out there, and the other half is in danger themselves.
  16. Other Complications ✖ Not only did your mutual acquaintance leave behind a lover, but also children. You find yourself getting closer and closer to them, too, even if they aren't yours.
  17. Compromised ✖ You can't look after them with a level head. You love them.
  18. Can't Love Again ✖ You've lost before. You can't risk losing again, can you?
  19. Out of the Dark ✖ One or both of you find yourselves in a hole. You can barely eat, hardly sleep, and depression has taken hold of you. Together, though, you may find the light and a way out of despair.
  20. First Time ✖ Simply what it says. You two have taken your relationship to the next level.
  21. Changed ✖ Before, you were bitter. Hard. Jaded. Now, helping someone - specifically, helping this person - has brought a new kind of joy into your life. You could get used to it. Easily and dangerously used to it, to be brutally honest. You shouldn't allow it.
  22. Living Together ✖ You can take care of them more throughly if you're in the same place as they are, obviously.
  23. Hidden Jealousy ✖ When their lover was alive, you were jealous of everything they had - including the fact that they had the person you're looking after now. Admitting this may make you feel like the most awful person in the world.
  24. Secrets Revealed ✖ Eventually, your involvement with the death of their beloved will come out, and they will never be able to look at you the same way.
  25. Dependent ✖ Replacing one unhealthy habit with another, you've become utterly dependent on your relationship with your caretaker, your guardian, your lover.
  26. Won't Be a Replacement ✖ You can't help but feel as if you're merely serving as a stand in for what they've lost. It's understandable, yet you still can't allow yourself to be that and only that.
  27. Not Really Gone ✖ What is dead should stay dead, but what if who you thought was gone isn't really out of the picture? Will they be happy with finding someone else so cozy and in love with their special someone?
  28. The Same Mistakes ✖ You're falling into the same patterns that lead to their death. Will you meet the same fate?
  29. Who's Helping Who ✖ You think you're taking care of them and helping them through their loss. Is that the case? But who's never been this happy before in their life?
  30. Move On ✖ It's time to put ghosts to rest and let old demons go. You can't let your life become a graveyard.
  31. Tragedy ✖ The ending is unhappy or even deadly for both of you.
  32. Happy Ending ✖ In contrast to the above, you're both able to live as together as happily as you possibly can, whatever can be allowed.
  33. WILDCARD
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The Brothel AU Meme

If sex work is the world's oldest profession, then the brothel may be among the world's oldest businesses. The scene could be anywhere: the modern world, a riff on Middle Earth, a futuristic space colony. Wherever you go, there will always be a demand for your services... and whether you're a high-class escort to the elite or the jewel of the slums, it's a living.

How To Play

1. Top level with your preference: sex worker, client, or either
2. Pick your prompt/s and set a scene, or just wing it!
3. Tag around!
Prompts


1. Old Pro
You're a proper professional with an active client base and a reputation for your skills. Can you leverage that experience to your advantage?

2. Newbie
You're new to this profession and still finding your footing. Some clients find that charming, and other workers may take you under their wing.

3. Demonstration
This is a special job: you're putting on a show for an audience, or maybe you're showing a new worker the ropes.

4. Forbidden Love
Sex workers know better than to fall for a client, and clients know better than to fall for a sex worker. Perhaps even more fraught is a relationship between two workers. This time, however... you just can't help yourself.

5. SO Experience
Your job isn't just about the sex. You provide the entire girl/boyfriend experience: doting words, public appearances, accepting gifts. And yet, it's just a job... right?

6. Something Extra
Kink, monsters, transformation, and magic, oh my! There's something a little different about the services you offer.

7. Getaway
You're ready to break away from this life, whether it's on your own or with someone you've grown close to.

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!
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Massage Meme


Everyone could use a good massage now and then. Well it's time to let your characters lay back and relax! Or maybe treat someone else to a good little rub down. Break out the oils and scented candles, it's time to work some magic!

How to play:

  • POST with your character (list name, canon and preference in the subject, if you please!)

  • Others can reply giving the massage or receiving it.

  • Use RNG to pick from the numbers below, or choose your own!

  • Have fun!
Type
1. Shoulder and Neck - the basics. Perhaps someone has been sitting too long at their desk. Or maybe something even more strenuous.

2. Foot - It's time to give those yapping dogs a rest and treat them to a little TLC.

3. Hand - Hey don't forget about the hands! Overworked constantly they could use a bit of a break.

4. Arm - Time to loosen up a bit and rub out those arm muscles.

5. Leg - Perhaps you're looking for something a bit more specific and intimate. Calve massage? Thigh? Full leg? It's your choice.

6. Back - Considered the coup de grace of massage. When done right, it can bring extreme relief to those on the receiving end.

7. Scalp - Wanna feel those tingles down your spine? Maybe a little oil to add health to the hair?

8. Full Body - Maybe it’s not just a specific area you want treated, but the whole shebang.

9. Wild Card - Anyway you want it. Mix and match, maybe I forgot something you want.
Relationship
1. Friend - getting a massage from a friend can be a wonderful bonding experience. That can exacerbate already existing tensions!

2. Lover - Whether a show of care or a prelude to something more intimate, a massage from a lover is a very welcome thing.

3. Service - Hey some of us aren't so lucky. We gotta pay for this service.

4. Wild card - Whatever you want. However you want it.
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The Lots of Kisses Meme

It started with a simple four panel template on PIXIV where artists would draw their favorite characters kissing in different ways. From there, it became a DeviantArt sensation, spawning several permutations. But you want to know the truth? The challenges above each box can be used by RPers as prompts, too! That's where this meme comes in. Each of the prompts comes from one of the kiss meme templates or the many other related ones - including one bonus section of odds and ends!

Instead of using lines to draw a scene of two characters enjoying a cute smooch, use lines of prose. And have fun, most of all.

How to Play

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Tag others.
  • Use the RNG to determine what you'll be playing or just wing it!


Prompts

  1. Reconciliation kiss after an argument
  2. Surprise kiss
  3. Goodbye kiss
  4. A storm of kisses
  5. First kiss
  6. Kiss out of jealousy
  7. Cheek kiss
  8. Eskimo kiss (rubbing noses)
  9. Nose kiss
  10. Ear kiss
  11. Eyelid kiss
  12. Forehead kiss
  13. Neck kiss
  14. Shoulder kiss
  15. Kiss on the back
  16. Kiss on the stomach
  17. Kiss on the lips
  18. Nipping kiss
  19. Wake up kiss
  20. Behind the ear
  21. Kiss from above
  22. Lick
  23. Mistletoe
  24. Lower lip kiss
  25. Hickey
  26. French kiss
  27. Rough kiss
  28. Bloody kiss
Bonus: Almost Kissing! Why did it not happen?

  1. Not on the lips. Missed!
  2. Interrupted - cockblocked
  3. Rejected
  4. False alarm...they weren't going in for a kiss.
  5. It's the wrong atmosphere.
  6. Lost courage
Bonus Round 2: Couples Night In

  1. Goodnight kiss
  2. Watching their sleeping face
  3. Fast asleep together
  4. Waking up
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THE RECOGNITION MEME

inspired by the comic Elfquest

Recognition is an overwhelming, undeniable mating urge that occurs when two compatible elves meet eyes. If Recognition is denied, the elves in question will sicken and die. This encourages unwilling partners to hurry and breed and be over with it, even if they don't wish to be mated for life. Those that take a lifemate without Recognition hope they will eventually Recognize their chosen mate and often that can come to pass. When undergoing Recognition, two elves learn each other's essence, thoroughly, and if they have one, learn the soul name as well, and feel a truly all-consuming urge to mate. Recognized elves have an emphatic bond thrust upon them, each knowing the other completely, even sensing the emotions of the other, and the loss of a Recognized lifemate can often cause suicidal frenzies and near-catatonia. [ from the wiki
tl;dr, you now live in an AU where fated mates are a thing alongside psychic bonds, emotion-swapping, memory sharing, and all the angst. Have fun with that.
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 ( Old-School Sensuality )



While public displays of affection may not have been entirely taboo in all cultures in the past, there's a certain air of stuffiness that have always peppered Western days gone by and their views on sexuality. Literature of the Regency and Victorian periods are exercises in hidden, torrid attraction and more than healthy amounts of repression


The power of suggestion can, when applied expertly, be much more poignant than what's overt. When the imagination is allowed to fill in the blanks, actions or images that could be innocent in another context may seem much more salacious. And even with the risque, like a sexy lingerie set, what's appealing isn't the skin showing, it's what's hidden.

The art of "leaving something to the imagination" may be dying, some say, so let's put it into practice. Stolen glances, heated touches, pinnings against walls, pining, brushing bodies, deep kissing, faces pressed in necks, and tension. Tension, tension, tension. Remember, sensuality, not sexuality, though the interaction between you could get heated when all of the senses are involved.

  • ( comment. feel free to bring out your period or fantasy characters/AU your characters into a historical setting...because this is really just an excuse to play out costume-porn-Brontë-approved near-smut. in contrast idek, your modern character could be really proper or reserved, in a forbidden relationship - i'm not here to judge! )
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 The Bittersweet Love Meme


Happy endings are what we crave, right? If we see a couple we like in movies or in real life, we root for them to make it. Why, then, is there such a desire to see love that's tragic, doomed, or bittersweet? People watch sad movies like Titanic, and they know what will happen, but somehow that makes it more poignant. This goes all the way back to tales like Romeo and Juliet. There's just something about a good cry that makes us feel that much more human and even more receptive of beauty.

This meme is equal parts tragedy and beauty, sweet and bitter. Some prompts may be triggering, so tread with caution.

How to Play

- Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
- Comment to others.
- Roll the RNG to determine which scenario to play out.

Prompts
  1. Romeo and Juliet: The classic starcrossed lovers. You can't be together because of warring factions, and you're at the end of your rope. You have to do something.
  2. Not the Same: Angel and demon. Human and god. Whatever the combination, you're not of the same kind. This probably won't end well, especially if one of you is immortal and the other's not, or there's some kind of power difference.
  3. Past Wounds: One of you was hurt in the past, and it was so bad that it's hurting your relationship. Can you be healed by love, or is this something that can't ever be fixed?
  4. Bad Things: This bad thing isn't in the past. This happened when you were together, and now it's affecting how your lover behaves toward you.
  5. Loss: Perhaps it's a loss only one of you suffered, like a family member. Or it's something the both of you share, like the loss of a child. Sometimes, together you can pull through. Other times, it's just too much to bare.
  6. I Can't Live Without You: Whether it be through injury, curse, terminal illness, one of you is dying. There's only a limited time left. Will you spend your last days with the person you love, or will you end it for their own good, so they don't have to watch you die?
  7. Unfaithful: One of you has been unfaithful, even if you still love your significant other. Can this wrong ever be forgiven?
  8. Gone Away: You're being torn apart by location and distance.
  9. A New Start: The sweet part of bitter. Where one relationship ends, another begins. But is your heart too hurt to accept new love?
  10. WILDCARD
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The Painful Secret Pining Meme

You've been with them for a long time - years, perhaps, maybe even their whole life. More than that, you served as a true friend and supporter. No one could be as dedicated as you are, and you're content to stay in the shadows and let them shine if it just means you can stay by their side a little longer.

But you're not a perfect saint or a martyr of friendship. There are somewhat selfish undertones to your loyalty. You love them.

You feel like you’ve loved them forever, yet while it’s a great affection - no, “great” is probably not enough - in your heart, these feelings are your secret, kept away from everyone…possibly from the object of your desire themself! After all, you couldn’t burden them with anything like that. So, you’ll allow your own emotions to come in second place.

Of course, you haven’t allowed yourself to figure out how this could come back to haunt you in the end, could you? What about when your love moves on to someone who’s “more than a friend?” They won’t need you as much any more. Can you take into account the moment when you snap and can’t hold back the truth any more? And even if you’re really “together,” others won’t know if you keep your relationship under lock and key, and you’ll have to endure others approaching your lover.

Then again, the shoe could be on the other foot. You could be the side being pined after. Will you ever realize your friend’s feelings; if you do, can you return them? After you are certain that you do, will it be too late? Can one burst of passion lead you both to something that changes your relationship forever?

  • Basically, it’s a meme about (one-sided) love one friend has for another over a long time. Devotion, angst, all that.
  • Thread out withheld desires, stoic facades, attempts at leaving this all behind, anger, awkwardness, breaking down, confessions, and all that.
  • Comment with your character and preferences. You might want to include your smut/no smut status.
  • Mention if you’d like your character to be the pining or the pined for.
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dialogue prompt meme

1. COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER.

2. IN YOUR TOP-LEVEL, INCLUDE AS MANY DIALOGUE OPTIONS AS YOU WANT. FEEL FREE TO USE THIS GENERATOR FOR INSPIRATION.

3. OTHERS PICK ONE TO REPLY TO.

4. BUILD A SETTING AROUND IT AND HAVE FUN!
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THE TOUCH KINK MEME

It's said that a picture is worth a thousand words. A touch, one between people who have more than just something together whether they know it or not, can be worth a million. This meme is to celebrate those intimate touches...with a twist. Almost no touch here is sexual, at least overtly, yet with the right chemistry, things can heat up romantically or erotically. This might not even be caused by the sensation caused by the touch itself - or perhaps it is - but rather the sentiment behind the gesture.

Not a smut player? That's fine. There is a tuned-up emotional aspect to all this as well, as has been mentioned. Be sure to include that you'd prefer things to stay a little less steamy the more hands-on things become.

With all that said, let's put that thousand words to rest. Instead, reach out and touch someone.

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences. Remember to say if you don't want smut.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use RNG. Don't use RNG. It's you're choice.


PROMPTS/WHERE TO TOUCH

  1. Chest
  2. Inner arm
  3. Upper arm
  4. Small of the back
  5. Forehead
  6. Face
  7. Ears
  8. Lips
  9. Neck
  10. Nape of the neck
  11. Stomach
  12. Hips
  13. Soft kisses on parts of the body
  14. Upper leg
  15. Lower leg
  16. Ankles
  17. Feet
  18. Touching old scars
  19. Hand kiss
  20. Wiping away tears
  21. Cleaning - whether bathing or with wash rags or towels
  22. Tending to injuries
  23. Massage
  24. Hand holding
  25. Encouragement or cheer up touch
  26. Desire to be close
  27. Embrace
  28. Bodies barely touching
  29. Pressed close in bed or on the couch while cuddling
  30. Flirtatious or trying to be sexual
  31. Keeping them from going away
  32. Before separation
  33. After a long while
  34. Comfort while sick or upset
  35. Teasing or edging close to naughty territory
  36. Accidental touch
  37. Playing them like a harp because you know they want to be touched
  38. Indirect intimacy. No touching the obvious spots!
  39. You can't hold out, you've got to indulge and touch everywhere
  40. Hand kink; you can't get enough of the way their hands feel
  41. WILDCARD
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Mutual Healing Meme
Healing doesn't come quickly, whether the need comes from physical or mental wounds. But you're trying regain your strength - and yourself.

People, as a general rule, are kind, or at least not outright inflammatory to you, it seems. Still, you just can't connect with them. No matter how nice, how caring, they don't understand. They've never experienced anything like what you've gone through, or they're not like you in a way that lets them see what you still go through; they have no frame of reference. Sure, they have sympathy, but it's not the same. So there's no real connection, despite any friendliness. It's so easy, then, to feel detached...

...until you meet them, in this place of both death and healing.

They may not have been through the exact same struggles, they may not be exactly the same as you, but they know what darkness is light. How they handle this fact may be better or worse than how you do, yet you can see yourself in their actions. And for once? There's connection; more than that, too. Slowly, you can feel yourself opening up towards them, and then, falling for them.

Is this something your used to? Will you fight your feelings, or will you jump at the opportunity to be with someone who can begin to get you? You may have little choice in the matter, as your instincts may just reach out to be with whatever compatible contact you can get. That's better, in the long run, though. Who else could have wounds like yours?

  • Essentially, it's what it says: a "romance," in the loose definition, or "shipping" meme for characters who have been through the wringer or have hangups.
  • Reply with your character, preferences, and any info you want to include. Remember, the more information, the more taggable you are.
  • Respond to others.
  • Thread.
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Married at First Meeting


Breathe. This is the most important day — moment — of your life. Back straight. Eyes up. Here you stand at the alter, about to pledge vows to the person you'll be married to for the rest of your years.

A person you've never seen until a few minutes ago. Someone you have barely heard of, only just met. What happens next? It's fine. Only one or two momentous outcomes may rest on this union.

Don't to forget to breathe. Remember, this is the most important day of your life.

HOW TO PLAY
⟢ It's what it says on the tin. Your character will marry the person they're only just now meeting and the people who tag you fit the role.
⟢ Set your top-level up in the usual fashion. Leave it blank if you'd like, but you can also wax poetic about ideas and potential hooks you've got in mind.
⟢ Folks tag in, you tag out.
⟢ Congrats! The person who tags you is your new spouse.
⟢ Wedding bells are ringing.
 
 
 
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WAIST GRAB
This meme goes out to one of the most underrated tropes in all media, a bedrock of romance scenes: the waist grab. Y'all know what it's about.

(Pinning against a wall/against someone's body optional.)

How to Play
- Comment with your character, preference, and role (the grabbed waist? the waist grabber?)
- Reply to others.
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LOVERS to ENEMIES

You've heard of the trope enemies to lovers, now get ready for everything to go downhill when we turn it on its head: here's lovers to enemies! Whether you two genuinely hat each other despite your shared past or you've been forced to choose different sides by wicked chance, you're no longer the couple you once were.

Battlefields can make adversaries out of us all.

  • post with your character and preferences.
  • reply to others that tickle whatever fancy you still possess in that shrivelled-up husk you call your soul.
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Love Potion

Forget about truth serum. Stow away that healing potion. You, my friend, have been dosed with a little ꧁༺ 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 9 ༻꧂. Don't try and fight it. Just feel the love tonight!

  1. Comment with your character. Oh no, someone slipped them a potion and now they're drunk in love! Who's the target, I wonder.
  2. No. Actually, I don't wonder. It's the people who tag you. That's it.
  3. That's the meme.
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The Online Dating Meme





So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.


♦ Comment with your character, including preferences; put in your profile if you're feeling adventurous.
♦ Tag other people to make their lives attractively uncomfortable.
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   The Abrupt Kissing Meme

 
 
Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:

→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
 
  • 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
  • 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
  • 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
  • 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
  • 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
  • 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
  • 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
  • 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
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 wormed their way into your heart meme



You have to look out for them. There's no other option, really.

No matter whether you're gruff, as sweet as can be, an asshole, morally bankrupt, the straightest arrow, kind, socially awkward, or just a normal person, you never expected for someone to come into your life and take up residence in your heart so quickly and so completely. You could be denying their impact, even still, but you can't explain away your desire to protect them. See, they may not be smaller than you - though they could possibly be - and they may not be younger, yet you have to look out for them. They just need it, their own strength or weakness be damned.

And, on some level, you need to do it, because it seems like each other are the only ones you've got.

Life-or-death post-apocalyptic world, dangerous adventure, or even something like making sure they know how to navigate everyday life, you just don't want them hurt. They could be a pain in the ass, but they're your pain in the ass and you'll

...they're looking out for you, too? Now, don't get too crazy...

♡ This meme is for people who have someone important in their lives, whether it be a peer, someone younger, or even someone younger, that they feel responsible for. The inspiration for it is all those badass action dudes who get a child companion who tears down their walls, but there are so many options and different ways to take it!
♡ There's also a romantic option because why not?
♡ Reply with your character, canon, their information and where they'd fit in the meme. You may also want to pick which angle, romantic or platonic, you'd prefer if you have a strong preference, as well as any age restrictions for certain options and scenes.
♡ Reply to others. Have fun, be creative, make up AUs, what have you.

PROMPTS
PLATONIC: Family is who you choose, and that's what you view them as...begrudgingly or not.
ROMANTIC: It began as protection, but feelings caused it to be something more.
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ROMANTIC GIFT
shipping meme


r u l e s
  • comment with your character, prefs, & etc. you might also want to include a. what your character would give or b. what they'd love to receive.
  • reply to others.
  • rng if you need to.
  • thread.
p r o m p t s

  1. just because: you were just thinking of them and got them something.

  2. interested: what better way to ask somebody out on a date than presenting them with collateral?

  3. courtship: you're old-fashioned - or from an old-fashioned society - and to pursue someone, you have to present them with a gift to make your intentions known.

  4. serious: be it an engagement present or something else, you want your special someone to realize that you want to take things to the next level.

  5. ownership: the present's twofold; it also shows everyone else that this person is yours.

  6. apologize: oh. you've really, really screwed up. can you make it up to them?

  7. special occasion: ordinary gifts won't do for a birthday, anniversary, or wedding.

  8. homemade: this is no purchased trinket. you made it with your own two hands.

  9. priceless: the item you give came at great cost, is an heirloom, or previously owned by someone you love.

  10. gag gift: ...hopefully they won't kill you.

  11. gift gone wrong: or be killed, maimed, or deeply offended by your gift.
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 CARETAKER ROLE


Who in the world could hate kindness? Sweetness? Conscientiousness? All of us, on some level, like to be pampered and taken care of, from the most churlish to the most pleasant. Yes, even those grouchy grumps, or, of course, the cool-headed psychos -

Okay, maybe not all of us to the same degree.

Regardless of your disposition, somehow, you've gained a doting significant other. It seems like they find their greatest pleasure in taking care of and looking out for you. This may manifest in them simply trying to keep you entertained, happy, and healthy; it could also come in the form of them being a domestic doter, taking care of all your needs. Be it the former or the latter, there's an inherent adorableness that comes with their efforts and generosity, and in return, you have an urge to protect and care for them. They're just too precious for this world! Only, you know, there's a good chance you can a. ignore this, because you're emotionally stunted and full of wo/manpain, or b. repress it because you're a badass and would never.

Unless you've completely disregarded all that because they're just too much and you want to hold them forever.

So, how do you feel about all this? Do you wish they'd stop with this foolishness (not really)? Are you pushing them away? Are you embarrassed? Maybe you're absolutely taken with them! Just realize that you have it incredibly good.

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character, preferences, their role, any info, etc.
• Reply to others.

ROLE

• Usual: This is how they always are. "Caring" is in their nature.
• Unexpected: They don't seem like the type...but with you, they are.
• Terrible at It: They're trying hard, yet it seems like they fail at trying to take care of you. Depending on who you are, though, that may just make them more endearing.
• Because You Like It: They heard you like those who are sweet and kind, so they're trying to change their ways.
• Not Together: Technically, you're not together romantically, but everyone knows the truth.
• The Doted Upon: What it says on the tin!

PROMPTS

• Feeding: Whether they cook for you or have moments where they feed you, literally, they take your nutrition seriously.
• Massage: Let them work out all those kinks.
• Clean You Up: Here, they've drawn a warm bath for you.
• Dress Your Wounds: If you're the kind of person who gets in battles, they'll see that you're all patched up.
• Singing: Or telling stories, or otherwise calming you down.
• Lap Rest: Sometimes, their lap is the best pillow.
• A Shoulder to Cry On: When you have troubles, they're always there to listen.
• The Calming Force: If you have moments of terror from past trauma, they're always willing to put themselves on the line to bring you back to reality, even if it puts them in danger.
• Soft Kisses: Their kisses feel so good, and they're never demanding.
• Head Pat: Sometimes, a simple gesture can mean the most.
• Grooming: They'll fix your hair - or at least play with it - and help you shave.
• Gifts: Homemade or expensive, they like to shower you in presents.
• Lovemaking: The obligatory smut option, where they're a generous lover.
• Protector: They look out for you, and while they don't seem that way, if you're threatened, they get like a bear protecting her cubs.
• Gentle Giant: They make you feel so small and delicate.
• Reverse: For once, you want to dote on and take care of them.
• Unwilling: It's a wonder they still try to care for you, because you're cruel to them and rebuff them at every turn, even if you really don't mean it.
• It's Okay to Cry: They never get upset because they don't want to put that on you. You want to let them know they can let it all out.
• WILDCARD
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 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU


Someone — the person you’ve wanted for so long or, perhaps, a complete stranger — stands before you in all their glory. And I don’t mean that facetiously: they look…ah, incredible, like a dream. Enticing. Breathtaking. You’ve never seen someone more intoxicating.


(Or they might look ridiculous. I just didn’t want to kill the mood there, sorry.)

The question now is: what would you do?

how to play

♡ Comment with your character and info/prefs (ex: shipping only, smut a-ok, just here for the roasts or lulz). Link a picture of your character at their peak appeal. Please note any NSFW links.
♡ That is how your character appears to all comers!
♡ Others respond as if yours is a ~vision before their very eyes.
♡ NOW KISS. Or whatever.
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WOKE UP MARRIED



You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:

Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.
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one-night stand meme.
 
 
because not all sex requires a 500-page backstory to justify its occurrence.

occasionally, you're just gonna fuck.

how to play

- comment with your character and preferences.
- fuck.
- that's it.
- seriously. that's it. you don't have to make up a reason, no castmates required, no assumed cr. just fuck.
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FAKE CONFESSION MEME

Not every confession comes straight from the heart.

how it works.

▴ For reasons as myriad as cruel manipulation, a prank, an attempt to destroy another person's spirit, all the way to being forced to speak the words, your character has to make a confession (or receive one) that they don't really mean.
▴ Slip on in with your prefs + info, et al.
▴ Thread!
▸ ...maybe the confession was genuine after all? Let's be optimistic, even if the circumstances aren't ideal. They could have just needed that little push—

Not likely.
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Supernatural creatures have needs. Humans have needs. Sometimes, the best way to fulfil those needs is to fulfil someone else's.

A) Post your character to the meme, noting if they are an employee or client (or open to both).

B) Put a note on there with the sorts of services they want or can provide (be they cute, useful, erotic, whatever you want) and the associated cost. Don't be afraid to AU, if you want to play a vampire just make a character a vampire.
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ANIMAL PEOPLE SOCIETY
an inexcusable smut meme

In a world not unlike our own (or in the past, or the future, or with magic), people...aren't just people. Somehow the species have been put in a blender - human civilization, certain animal traits and urges - and now, we're in for some fun. But at least society's managed this walk on the wild side pretty well so far. Admittedly, there's some tension between carnivore types and their herbivore fellow citizens (whether a lamb can be safe around a wolf with active meat-eating instincts is up for debate), though no place is perfect, right? There's harmony for the most part since everyone decided to shirk their more primitive instincts to live decently. Usually.

Except when matters of mating come onto the scene, of course.

Need I say more? Mostly, this serves as a shameless excuse to throw concepts like Beastars in with well-loved tropes like animal ears/tails, a/b/o, pet people, heat and rut, werewolfery, etc. And if I have to explain why I want to see characters like Geralt with wolf ears or Thor with a golden retriever tail, I won't apologize when I say it speaks for itself.

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences. Tell us what 'species' your character is, too!

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others using these prompts I've stolen from other memes + a few originals.
PROMPTS

  1. animal features focus: Less a prompt and more of an add-in to others, this option features heavy emphasis on animal characteristics like ears, tail, fur, scales, and teeth. Scritch-scratch. Forget the conventional, embrace unusual erogenous pinpoints.

  2. first heat: Baby's first heat. YOU'RE A TEENAGER/LATE BLOOMER AND WHAT IS THIS?

  3. old hand: You've done this a million times, but it never gets any easier.

  4. happen to be here: You're not picky. You can't afford to be. You'll take anybody who's nearby.

  5. old faithful: You're going to the person you always go to in order to relieve your problem.

  6. worked something out: The two of you aren't involved. You just help each other out.

  7. unexpected: You never expected to rut with this person, but here you are.

  8. cross-species: Whether it be the socially acceptable carnivore/carnivore and herbivore/herbivore option or the taboo carnivore/herbivore combination.

  9. knotting: I said what I said.

  10. unusual genitalia: I said what I said, part 2.

  11. instincts: A leopard can't change its spots, nor can other speices avoid their bases desires. Like doggy style. Or eating their mate once they're finished.

  12. volunteer: You've offered yourself up out of the kindness of your heart.

  13. tribute: This isn't your offer. You're the offer from others, a gift for someone powerful to sate their appetite.

  14. mating: You've decided to go one step further and make your relationship deeper.

  15. nesting: Aaah, (temporary) domestic bliss. And lots of fucking. Lots and lots of fucking. Like, you'll barely be able to stand.

  16. rough: What it says on the tin. I wanna fuck you like an animal.

  17. romantic: You and me baby ain't nothing but animals...so we can still feel the love tonight.

  18. bonding: The bond, which is mildly psychic and intensely physical, makes sex even more intense.

  19. the natural conclusion: Heat calls for pregnancy. Get someone pregnant.

  20. already pregnant: Unfortunately, being knocked up doesn't abate your partner's desires. Or yours.

  21. mates for life: Now you're absolutely certain that you want to be with no one else. Of course, this means you'll be in synch with their heat for the rest of forever.

  22. save you: You've been saved from the advances of an undesired mate by someone who may be much more suited. Show your gratitude?

  23. cockfight: Two people want the same mate. That won't do. There are ways to figure that out, not always involving fists.

  24. increase in dominance: Exactly what it says.

  25. increase in submission: Again, exactly what it says.

  26. unexpected dominance: No one expects you to ever be dominant. Prove them wrong.

  27. protect: You want to protect your mate from others, and that means putting your scent all over them.

  28. set off by someone else: You were doing fine until you got a whiff of someone else's pheromones.

  29. resisting temptation: Your heart belongs to someone. You want to stay out of this "heat" thing. You want to rise above it. Whatever it may be, you just have to not take the bait. Easier said than done.

  30. all worked up: You're beginning to lose control and yourself. Quick, do something before you're jumping anything that moves.

  31. pack: As mentioned prior, some people, especially those far out from civilization proper, have formed packs that hold to the more traditional alpha structure. Of course, these packs come with their own rules when it comes to heat and mating.

  32. suitable partner: The desire for certain mates can come from a subconscious level, and you can find yourself aroused by someone showing how strong they are (they can protect you), how curvaceous they look (that must mean they're fertile), or any other number of traits that can benefit you. And now that you've found The One, you'll show off your own stuff. aka the presenting option.

  33. desperation: You'll take anyone! Anything!

  34. final release: You've reached your breaking point and your mindless. At least you'll get relief.

  35. fighter: Part of your process is seeing who's worthy of you by testing their mettle. That, or you want to fight anything.

  36. noncon: They don't want this. You don't want to stop this.

  37. dubcon: You say no, but your body says yes and you can't stop loving it.

  38. calm you down: Whether it's to fuck or to fight, you're going mad, and they have to bring you back down to Earth.

  39. territorial: How dare someone look at what belongs to you? You'll have to make things right.

  40. WILDCARD
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You've known each other for a while now. Maybe things haven't been perfect or maybe everything's been perfect, but there's an ache you can't shake and a question that's been weighing on your mind. You sit them down, corner them, scream at their departing form, or send a capslocked text asking / demanding / begging to know:

Why aren't we dating?

How to play:

• Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
• Responding characters will tell your character why they aren’t dating.
• Be heartbroken, argue, change their mind.
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THE HICKEY MEME



You know what this is about. Whether you’re a teen with your first crush or someone older who appreciates a good make out session, you feel the urge to leave a mark. Or you get marked up! Surely no one will ask what happened.

HOW TO PLAY

- Comment with your info, prefs, and etc!
- Reply to others.
- Go the shipping route of having your character have/leave the hickey. Go the gen route and maybe a friend/stranger is razzing you about your bruises and bite marks! Either or.
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So you're in this fancy restaurant, seated at a table and waiting for your date. You wait. And you wait. Eventually it becomes obvious that your date isn't showing! Luckily for you, however, someone's noticed the way you keep looking around or checking your phone. They know you're waiting in vain.

Maybe your night isn't as bad as it seems to be turning out, because they're approaching you.

Rules:

1: Post a top level comment. You're the one who's been stood up.
2: Tag other top level comments; you've noticed someone has been stood up by their date and you've decided to engage them in conversation.
3: Profit.

Will you meet someone better than your original date? Will you be made fun of for getting stood up? Who knows.

meme; touch

Dec. 1st, 2025 01:32 pm
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  TOUCH MEME



From birth, human beings are wired to touch and to be touched. Whether it's a warm embrace or a reassuring hand on the shoulder, touch is an integral part of human interaction and creating bonds. Not all forms of touch are created equal however. Some are gentle and uplifting while others can be discouraging or even harmful, so one should always be mindful of the unspoken messages they intend to convey to those around them.

how to play
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Others reply with one or multiple prompts.
  • Profit!
prompts

01. With love.
02. With hatred.
03. With relief.
04. With uncertainty.
05. With happiness.
06. With a promise.
07. With an apology.
08. For comfort.
09. For good luck.
10. For encouragement.
11. On a scar.
12. On a falling tear.
13. On a bruise or injury.
14. After a tough day.
15. After a nightmare.
16. After an argument.
17. Because they are dying.
18. In a moment of worry.
19. In a moment of anger.
20. In a moment of sadness.
21. Out of annoyance.
22. Out of possessiveness.
23. To say good morning or good night.
24. To protect.
25. To keep warm.
26. To say hello or goodbye.
27. Wildcard option.
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the hurt/comfort meme

 

Hurt/Comfort - Hurt/comfort is a fan fiction genre that involves the

physical pain or emotional distress of one character, who is cared for by

another character. The injury, sickness or other kind of hurt allows an

exploration of the characters and their relationship.

- Post with Character Name | Series in the subject.

- Others respond.

- Roll 1- 22 at RNG for a scene, play it out and have fun!

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captive and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly see you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.
11. INSANITY. You're seeing things that aren't really there, hearing voices, or you're just convinced you're at your wit's end finally and you're going to crack. Maybe someone can give you a helping hand.
12. TIRED. You've had a heard life recently and you're just worn too thin to really care anymore. There's no fight left in you anymore. Can someone help change your mind?
13. ADDICTION. Drugs, alcohol, sex, gambling, or any other type of addiction has got you in its grasp. First time or relapse. Will someone be able to save you?
14. INSOMNIA. You can't sleep anymore, no matter how hard you try. Maybe someone can give you company.
15. NIGHTMARES. Or, on the other end of the spectrum, you can't sleep without gruesome, horrible nightmares. Either someone is stuck in your dream with you, witnessing it or they're just waking you up, soothing you out of it.
16. BLACKMAIL. You've been caught doing something you shouldn't and you were blackmailed because of it
17. SEPARATION. You're going to be separated for awhile or were separated for a long time. Either make up for lost time or try to spend every last moment together.
18. BETRAYED. You've been betrayed in some way. Can someone help you through it?
19. STRANDED. You've been stranded somewhere remote, with no help of anyone finding you for awhile. Can you survive this together?
20. SINS. You're feeling the weight of your sins and guilt clearer than ever. Can someone give you absolution or lessen the ache any?
21. SECRET. It's difficult having to keep that secret of yours, be it a relationship or something you just don't want to share with anybody else. Maybe it's okay to talk about it now though...
22. ADDITION. Babies should be joyous things unless you're in a situation where you know you won't be able to care for them. Either you've adopted or found out you're pregnant.
23. WILDCARD. Just as it says, make your own!
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   morning after




┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!
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THE SHARED DREAM MEME

Mutual dreaming is the claim that two or more people can literally share the same dream. Is it possible? Sure! Anything is possible in the dreamscape! The best part? When you wake up, you're both able to reminisce about it!

...Unless it's a nightmare, then maybe you don't want talk about it. Or maybe it's one of those dreams where you're naked in front of the entire school, and your crush just so happens to be the one sharing this dream with you. Because if that's the case, it might be time to hide forever.

And God help you both if it's a steamy one.
How to Play
◆ Comment with the usual.
◆ Leave some possible dreamscapes for others to wake up in, if you feel so inclined.
◆ Respond with crazy, sexy, cool dreams.


DREAMS.
SURVIVAL — The entire world has fallen to chaos and you two are the sole survivors. One of those.
THE NIGHTMARE — The one where you're both being chased by Jason Voorhees.
THE SEXY ONE — Naturally. Dream sex makes the best sex!
THE WEIRD ONE — All of your shoelaces have been replaced by snakes. Don't psychoanalyze this one too hard.

REASONS.
PSYCHIC BOND — You're bonded now, somehow, and this is part of it.
ALIENS — 'Nuff said.
LOVE AU — A world where sharing dreams with someone is a sign of being soulmates.
SCIENCE — You've both agreed to take part in this experiment.
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the ( f l i r t i n g ) meme

Whether it's because you saw a cutie at the bar or a game between old lovers, tonight you're pulling out all your best moves to impress. See if you can win that person's heart or remind your lover just how much you still want them. There are a million reasons to flirt. Maybe you're just doing it because it's fun.

Doesn't matter where you are either, it doesn't stop the inexplicable urge. A smokey bar, at a coffee shop, or just hanging around the house, you've got your sights set. Hopefully your flirting is as good as you think it is or it might get embarrassing!

- Post your character's name, series, and preferences. Feel free to set a scene!
- Others respond with their flirting attempts.
- Have fun!
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 THEY'RE CLAIMED.
a "dating proof" meme



A ring worn on a necklace. A bandana. Their family crest. A chance to wear their sick denim jacket. A love bite. Matching tattoos. Whatever form it takes, the symbol holds a singular meaning: this person's taken. Back off. We're dating.

RULES

✱ Nope, don't just write your subject line and dip. This meme requires a top level! What kind? A quick little rundown of what your character would give to their SO as a "sign" to the outside world that they're "claimed."
✱ Be cute. Do crime?
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 morning sex

Unlike the frantic performance-sex that descends after a night on the town, morning sex is deliciously unpretentious, relaxing, and slow.

With the dust of sleep still in your eyes, an arching back, and a contented and effortless giggle, you toy with your lover. Gathering them in as your ankles and buttocks writhe together under the sheets. Producing a grin on your lover’s face before the new light of day has even touched their eyes.

Afterward, you join the sun of a Saturday morning with a tranquil, satisfied relish. A tray of toasted muffins appears along with a pot of coffee.

If there’s a more perfect way to start the day, I haven’t discovered it yet.

—from Idle Pleasures by Dan Kieran


How to Play

— Leave a top comment with your prefs, et al.
— Reply to others.
— Do I have to explain? You wake up next to somebody special after you did the did last night. Now, you're going to do the do!
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the marriage meme

Let the doves fly! Toss some rice! Release the kraken!

Okay, maybe not the last one, but it would be really cool to do after a wedding, especially if it was your wedding. Wouldn’t your brand new spouse be so impressed? But like this meme, you need not restrict yourself to kraken fun to just the beginning of your marriage: there are all sorts of stages, events, and situations to explore!

From your honeymoon to fiftieth anniversary to the day you first met that sent you down this blissful road, marriages are complicated and different for everyone. Did you marry for true love, or was it arranged? Are they the one you promised to marry when you were five, or did that whirlwind adventure make you realize whom you want to spend the rest of your life with? Pick up some dice, roll, and memorize those personalized vows.

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-21 with the RGN for a prompt!
3. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
4. Here comes the bride, all—


prompts

1. SICKENLY SWEETHEARTS ♛ You know the couple. They are always making goo-goo eyes at each other, sending perfume scented notes and flowers, and just making everyone gag. This time though, you are that blissfully unaware couple.

2. CHILDHOOD MARRIAGE PROMISE ♛ Long, long ago, you promised to marry someone you met on the playground, pinky promise and all. Did you forget about the promise and they remembered? Or are you making good on it? Better hope that they remembered and don’t already have a sweetheart you’ll have to fight.

3. UNHOLY MATRIMONY ♛ When it’s one evil villain fighting against the hero, you know that you’ll be okay. If there is an alliance, it will just be a bigger fight, but if they marry? You know things just got really dangerous.

4. ARRANGED MARRIAGE ♛ Arranged marriages aren’t always welcomed, but sometimes, the benefits outweigh personal opinions. Hopefully, you won’t get someone cruel or ugly. Now that it is the wedding day, will you go through and try to make the best of it, or will this be your last attempt at rebellion?

5. FIRST BIG FIGHT ♛ Every couple has this, and it is never pretty, whether you are dating or married. What did you fight about? Is someone sleeping on the couch? Did someone go out for a drink or to clear his or her heads? Can you make up?

6. BRIDE SWITCH ♛ Often seen in fairy tales, an evil bride switches places with a good bride during the wedding because she is so hideous… In your wedding, you aren’t marrying who you thought you were. Was your true bride switched? Did the groom lie about who he was? Do you like this new person better? Will you forgive them for lying to you?

7. OLD AGE ♛ You have long celebrated your wedding, enjoyed the honeymoon says, and maybe renewed your vows. You both are in your old age, and life is good.

8. HONEYMOON ♛ This is the best part of the marriage, some day. You are in a romantic place and finally have some privacy… to take off each other’s clothes.

9. PROPOSAL ♛ This is the moment you have been waiting for and dreading. This will alter your life drastically, for better or for worse depending upon one person’s answer.

10. FAIRY TALE ROMANCE ♛ It is perfect. It was made to be, a match in heaven, and nothing bad happened. You have the rarest kind of marriage at all: romance, friendship, and true love wrapped up in one lovely package with a bow. How did it happen? Will it stay that way?

11. WEDDING DISASTER ♛ Someone forgot the ring. You’re late. The priest upped and died on you. You didn’t get a marriage license. Something has gone horribly wrong and it might mean you won’t get married if you don’t fix it soon.

12. ELOPEMENT ♛ Screw the world, screw the opinions of your friends and family. You two were made for each other and that’s all there is to it! Sometimes eloping is the right thing to do, other times, everyone else was right and you weren’t made to be.

13. AND BABY MAKES THREE ♛ Congrats! You now have a little one on the way! Get ready for all the future ups and downs… and get the baby registries ready. Hopefully you two planned on this!

14. FIRST ANNIVERSARY ♛ It has been one year since you said your vows. How has your marriage been since then? Has the flame died? Is your bond stronger than ever? Did someone forget? Or is someone secretly pulling out all the stops?

15. HOUSE HUNTING ♛ One thing a married couple usually does is spend some time looking for a place to live. Are you having a hard time compromising? Did you find the perfect one that was out of your budget? Or are you building your own?

16. IT WAS FATE ♛ You ran into each other and spilled coffee. Your hands touched when you passed them a menu. You were rivals in a school competition. However you met, it was fate, and you knew you were meant to be. Just convince the other of that.

17. SHOTGUN WEDDING ♛ It might be less traditional, but someone would be in a lot of trouble if the baby were born out of wedlock, be it from being disowned to having your whole family shamed. Better do it before one of you shows too much!

18. HAPPY MARRIAGE CHARADE ♛ Life is not always happy after the honeymoon, and sometimes not even before, but you have reputations and images to uphold. Are you able to become happy, or will you give up and get a divorce?

19. MAIL ORDER BRIDE ♛ While slightly controversial, it has happened: a bride comes from a poorer country to escape war, poverty, or other reasons to marry a richer man in a richer country. It’s not always perfect, sometimes there are ulterior moves, and everyone always wonders if the bride is a cleverly disguised enemy spy…

20. WHY WASTE A WEDDING? ♛ The bride ran away. You just realized your best friend is your true love. The groom doesn’t really love you. For some reason, the couple everyone came for isn’t getting married, and someone else is! Yay!

21. WILD CARD ♛ Is there a scenario up there? Did you want to roll again or make up your own? Go for it!
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 MAKE A PROMISE meme


how to play

• Comment with your character and preferences.
• + DON'T LEAVE THE BODY OF YOUR COMMENT BLANK. They're making a promise — any promise — to someone.
• That somebody? Albert Einstein Whoever comments, of course!
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 HORNY CONFESSIONS


 
↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their horny, dirty thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be sexy. Be stupid.
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will they, won't they?

Oh my god, there is nothing more frustrating than when you want to kiss someone and press them against a wall, but for some reason, you can’t—or when you see two people who are obviously in love and you want to shove them into a room already. What is preventing you two from getting together? Can anyone end this?


directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc. in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-15 for a prompt.
3. Reply to others and play the scenario out!
4. JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY. OMG.


prompts

1. BOSS ✖ A romance with a higher up or your boss is taboo for many good reasons, but you’re finding yourself falling in love with them anyways. Will others approve? Will one of you have to quit your job to not get the other into trouble?

2. JUST FRIENDS ✖ Talk about one of the biggest roadblocks to love ever! You want to kiss them, but you don’t want to ruin your current relationship. What are you going to do? Will you get the guts to confess and hope for the best?

3. GOALS ✖ You want to tear down a building to build an apartment complex, they want to make it a historical landmark. Opposing dreams and goals are huge roadblocks, especially if you happen to want to ‘sleep with the enemy’… literally.

4. TEAMMATES ✖ You work well together, you can depend on them no matter what, and you get along outside of the office or game. What you feel is just that happy camaraderie, not any mushy feelings of love or romantic affection! Is it?

5. DENIAL ✖ No, no way. You do not love that other person. They are stupid or just too prideful or you’re not interested in them at all. Ha, admit it, you totally are. Now go over there and admit your feelings before everyone around you goes insane.

6. COWORKERS ✖ Oh, this is awful. You really, really like your coworker, but there is a no dating policy, or they don’t date coworkers under any circumstances. Dare you make a move after hours or in the break room? It could be worse; you could have the hots for your boss.

7. POLITICS ✖ Clashing beliefs and heated debates always gets the blood pumping, and even though you have sworn to defeat them and get your bill pushed through, their eyes make your heart jump and makes you reconsider your ideals… Can you find a compromise or let bygones be bygones?

8. TAKEN ✖ Oh god. How can you confess to someone who is already taken? Why are you even feeling like this? You must never let them know. Ignore everyone who is encouraging you to take a leap of faith anyways. They are taken and that is that.

9. SOCIAL CLASS ✖ She is a princess, you are a stable boy, he is a rich lord, you are the scullery maid… Money is an important factor to any relationship, and sometimes, it can be one of the barriers. But how long are you going to let positions and titles keep you apart?

10. PRIDE ✖ You? Be in love with someone like that? Ha! No way. You are far above them, and you deserve only the best love. But… what if they are the best love and you just don’t realize it yet?

11. FAMILY FEUD ✖ One of the most famous of all the situations, for some reason, your families are fighting and as much as you like the other person, you can’t betray your family this way. But is there a good reason for the feud? Or a misunderstanding? Will true love conquer all without the abundance of death?

12. OBLIVIOUS ✖ This is the most frustrating one ever. It’s not that they hate each other or someone else is making a barrier, it’s just that they you have no idea how good of a couple you would make or how you always flirt with each other. Will one of you realize it, or does someone need to give you a push?

13. DUTY ✖ Bound by honor and loyalty, you can never cross the line that divides you and your love, be it that you swore to protect them or they serve you. Or will you? How will others react to this? Might it be considered forbidden?

14. FRIEND-ZONED ✖ Oh no, it's not what you think. You see, your best friend likes the person you like, and they are trying to go on a date with them (or get into their bed). But you can't let either of them know, because that is not what good friends do. But what do you do if your mutual crush is interested in you anyways?

15. WILDCARD ✖ Is there something we missed? Is there another scenario you want to play out, or would you like to roll the dice again? Go for it!
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   THE SEX LINE MEME


 
 

 
They say sex lines are a dying medium... but not in this meme!

There's something to the anonymity of it. A mutual exchange of good and services with no names, no locations — just a credit card and an agenda of getting someone off as slowly as possible.

It's almost poetic, don't you think? 


📞 HOW TO PLAY
1. Top-levelers are phone sex operators! Add some preferences and maybe even an opening line, if you want, to really reel 'em in.
2. Anyone who replies to one of these top levels is now a client! Be sure to keep 'em going, operators. You're getting paid by the minute here.

3. Make some money!
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100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences
→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!
→ write a starter based on the prompts

1. sender tucks hair out of receiver's face.
2. sender offers receiver a bite from their fork.
3. sender places their feet / legs in receiver's lap.
4. sender offers receiver an earbud to share their music.
5. sender comforts receiver in the aftermath of a nightmare.
6. sender gives receiver company in the hospital.
7. sender wraps their arms around a hysterical receiver to calm them.
8. sender shows up at receiver's home late at night.
9. sender falls asleep leaning against receiver.
10. sender wields a weapon at receiver.

11. sender runs their fingers through receiver's hair.
12. sender invites receiver to dance.
13. sender takes a picture / video of receiver.
14. sender places their head in receiver's lap.
15. sender and receiver make eye contact across a busy room.
16. sender pushes receiver against a wall to kiss them.
17. sender and receiver cook together.
18. sender comes to receiver after being injured.
19. sender sits in receiver's lap.
20. sender lifts receiver's chin, invoking eye contact.

21. sender overtakes receiver in combat.
22. sender finds receiver injured / bloodied.
23. sender straightens an article of receiver's clothes.
24. sender crawls into bed with receiver.
25. sender rolls their eyes at receiver.
26. sender lights receiver's cigarette / joint.
27. sender is caught wearing receiver's clothes.
28. sender strikes receiver with a pillow.
29. sender writes a note on receiver's skin: [ note ]
30. sender wraps a blanket around receiver's shoulders.

31. sender runs and jumps into receiver's arms.
32. sender shoves receiver out of anger.
33. sender hovers over receiver's shoulder as they complete a task.
34. sender is found by receiver somewhere they shouldn't be.
35. sender curls up against receiver in their sleep.
36. sender is found drunk by receiver.
37. sender throws an item of sentiment bitterly at receiver.
38. sender joins receiver in the shower.
39. sender is caught following receiver.
40. sender traces one of receiver's scars / bruises.

41. sender twines their fingers with receiver's.
42. sender barges into receiver's home unannounced.
43. sender kicks receiver's shin beneath a table.
44. sender aggressively shoves past receiver.
45. sender kisses receiver's forehead / cheek.
46. sender pulls receiver out of harm's way.
47. sender is found sobbing by receiver.
48. sender locks receiver out of their room.
49. sender brings receiver coffee / tea in the morning.
50. sender rests their forehead against receiver's.

51. sender plays a song for receiver that reminds them of them: [ song ]
52. sender takes a punch / stab / bullet meant for receiver.
53. sender buys receiver a drink at a bar.
54. sender needs receiver's help getting in the bath.
55. sender and receiver cross paths in the kitchen late at night.
56. sender twists receiver's arm behind their back.
57. sender winks at receiver.
58. sender is found collapsed by receiver.
59. sender prevents an injured receiver from getting up.
60. sender claps a hand over receiver's mouth to silence them.

61. sender cages receiver against a wall / the floor with their arms.
62. sender storms away from receiver during an argument.
63. sender is found by receiver sleeping in receiver's bed.
64. sender applies / touches up receiver's makeup.
65. sender throws receiver into a wall during combat.
66. sender dances sensually with receiver.
67. sender strikes receiver across the face.
68. sender places their hand on receiver's leg while driving.
69. sender pulls a chair out from under receiver.
70. sender catches receiver's wrist when they turn to leave.

71. sender leaves an intimate mark on receiver.
72. sender beats receiver in a video game.
73. sender and receiver stand in stunned silence after a fight.
74. sender cares for receiver while they're sick.
75. sender and receiver go on a hike.
76. sender is caught snooping in receiver's things.
77. sender and receiver cuddle while watching television.
78. sender throws something aggressively at receiver.
79. sender creeps up behind receiver to scare them.
80. sender and receiver go shopping together.

81. sender helps receiver dye / style their hair.
82. sender draws receiver into a kiss by the back of their neck.
83. sender is discovered having a panic attack by receiver.
84. sender accidentally injures receiver during sparring.
85. sender grabs receiver roughly by the hair.
86. sender brings receiver to their knees during combat.
87. sender shows receiver evidence of a lie they told.
88. sender winks seductively / mockingly at receiver.
89. sender yells at receiver to put their hands in the air.
90. sender helps receiver patch up a wound.

91. sender holds receiver as they cry.
92. sender silently and angrily points receiver towards the door.
93. sender gestures for receiver to sit down.
94. sender pulls receiver into their lap.
95. sender cradles receiver's face.
96. sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.
97. sender has hidden an injury from receiver, and receiver finds out.
98. sender confronts receiver about their unhealthy behavior.
99. sender proposes to receiver.
100. wildcard! make up your own scenario.
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 Thirst Trap Meme

How To Play

- Oh no, someone just posted this picture/video/etc. of your character and it's HOT HOT HOT! Damn you, mysterious leaker! Or maybe they posted it themselves because they're a shameless thot, IDK their life. At any rate: sexy/appealing pic, now shared with Bakerstreet at large. Do that in your toplevel.
- This public venue means that everyone can comment, of course. And we know folks have opinions around here! So, are the crowds thirsty...or bloodthirsty?
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The Brothel (Or Strip Club) AU Meme

If sex work is the world's oldest profession, then the brothel may be among the world's oldest businesses. The scene could be anywhere: the modern world, a riff on Middle Earth, a futuristic space colony. Wherever you go, there will always be a demand for your services... and whether you're a high-class escort to the elite or the jewel of the slums, it's a living.
 
How To Play

1. Top level with your preference: sex worker, client, or either
2. Pick your prompt/s and set a scene, or just wing it!
3. Tag around!
Prompts

1. Old Pro
You're a proper professional with an active client base and a reputation for your skills. Can you leverage that experience to your advantage?

2. Newbie
You're new to this profession and still finding your footing. Some clients find that charming, and other workers may take you under their wing.

3. Demonstration
This is a special job: you're putting on a show for an audience, or maybe you're showing a new worker the ropes.

4. Forbidden Love
Sex workers know better than to fall for a client, and clients know better than to fall for a sex worker. Perhaps even more fraught is a relationship between two workers. This time, however... you just can't help yourself.

5. SO Experience
Your job isn't just about the sex. You provide the entire girl/boyfriend experience: doting words, public appearances, accepting gifts. And yet, it's just a job... right?

6. Something Extra
Kink, monsters, transformation, and magic, oh my! There's something a little different about the services you offer.

7. Getaway
You're ready to break away from this life, whether it's on your own or with someone you've grown close to.

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!
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🚖
 taxi cab 
confessions
for when you just couldn't wait to get home → sex meme


Fun fact: a whopping 23 percent of taxi drivers have seen passengers getting hot and heavy in their cab. Why? It's cramped. It's messy. It's totally inappropriate. But sometimes, the drive between here and there is just too long.

The least you could do is roll up the partition.
HOW to PLAY

  • Leave a top-level with your preferences. Feel free to establish if your character is leaving a bar, a work party, a date, a brothel... Or decide this together.
  • Tag around and stumble into taxis! Or Ubers. Or spaceships. Or horse-drawn carriages. Whatever makes sense for your character's time period. We support all kinds of taxis.
  • Be swift and sneaky to maintain the illusion of being good, well-behaved passengers, or throw caution to the wind and decide that you don't care who sees! The latter might land you in trouble, but #YOLO.
  • Leave an extra tip for the driver for turning a blind eye to the two assholes getting frisky on his fine upholstery.
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  The Moment After Meme


You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?

How it works:

- Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
- A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
- Others respond to your character.
- Congrats! They just had sex.
- Have fun!
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— dirty, rotten, cheaters



“I tried to keep myself away from him by using con words like "fidelity" and "adultery", by telling myself that he would interfere with my work, that if I had him I'd be too happy to write. I tried to tell myself I was hurting Bennett, hurting myself, making a spectacle of myself. I was. But nothing helped. I was possessed. The minute he walked into a room and smiled at me, I was a goner.”


― Erica Jong, Fear of Flying


At its core, cheating can be defined as a betrayal of trust. But, of course, this leaves some grey areas. Meeting up with an ex seems pretty clear cut, but liking pics on Instagram? That's murky.

Because of this, this meme can take many forms as the concept of cheating can take many forms. Beyond sexual intimacy, there are things like emotional cheating and financial cheating that can be considered. Was this an accident or was it planned? A one-time thing or an on-going secret relationship? Are both parties involved in on this, or is someone completely in the dark about being a side piece? Maybe you're the one left in the dark while your partner is out frolicking about.

All that matters is that cheating is represented somehow in your threads. The rest is up to you.

 comment with your character + prefs + desired role
 reply to others and decide on a scenario.

 don't get caught.

potential roles
the serial cheater, the unsatisfied housewife, the unsuspecting side piece, the receiver of an unsolicited midnight text, the party getting cheated on, the one who wakes up the morning after in a married man's bed, the long-term lover, the sugar baby, and others

potential scenarios + themes
first time, fifth time, fiftieth time, attempting to turn a cheater into a housewife, getting caught, absentee partner, making excuses, accidental adultery, cheating with the postman, cheating with a family member, cheating with the best friend, secret second family, and others

general tropes + inspiration.
hair left on the bed sheets, break-ups, jealousy, routine adultery, repercussions, tension, deadly affair, homewrecker, think of the children, lipstick on the collar, guilt, 'business' trips, asking for forgiveness, this meme, and others
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 the shippy & smutty questions meme: consolidated

 

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

 

Rules:

 

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.

♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.

 ♡ Answer your own questions!

♡ That's it.


Shippy Questions


1. Are you single?

2. How many people have you dated?

3. Are you a good kisser?

4. How many people have you kissed?

5. Who was your first kiss?

6. Who was your first crush?

7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?

8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?

9. What about a crush on a fictional character?

10. Are you good at flirting?

11. Tell us your best pick-up line.

12. How did your last relationship end?

13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?

14. What's the best date you've ever been on?

15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?

16. Describe your perfect date.

17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?

18. Do you enjoy cuddling?

19. Do you like long walks on the beach?

20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?

21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?

22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?

23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?

24. Have you ever received a love letter?

25. Have you ever received a love confession?

26. How would you confess your love?

27. How would you propose?

28. Do you want to get married someday?

29. Describe your dream wedding.

30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.

31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?

32. Would you ever marry for money?

33. Would you date outside your social class?

34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?

35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?

36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?

37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?

38. Do you prefer men or women?

39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?

40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?

41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?

42. What about personality traits?

43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?

44. Describe your ideal partner.

45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?

46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?

47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?

48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?

49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?

50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?

51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?

52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?

53. What about receiving?

54. How do you feel about PDA?

55. How do you feel about pet names?

56. Do you consider yourself clingy?

57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?

58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?

59. Does love conquer all?

60. Do you believe in soulmates?

61. Do you believe in love at first sight?

62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?

63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?

64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?

65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?

66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?

67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?

68. Do you use dating apps?

69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?

70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?

71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?

72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?

73. Have you ever had your heart broken?

74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?

75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?


Sexy Questions


1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?

2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?

3. What would you like to see your partner in?

4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?

5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?

6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?

7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?

8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?

9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?

11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?

12. Are you a top or bottom?

13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?

14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?

15. Have you ever pictured me naked?

16. Do I make you nervous?

17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?

18. How high is your sex drive?

19. Have you ever played strip poker?

20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?

21. What do you wear to bed?

22. When did you lose your virginity?

23. What position do you feel is overrated?

24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?

25. Last dirty text you sent?

26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?

27. How many people have you had sex with?

28. What is your favorite position?

29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?

30. What would you do if we were alone together?

31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?

32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?

33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?

34. What's a dirty secret of yours?

35. Do you own any toys?

36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?

37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

38. Do you watch porn?

39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?

40. Have you joined the mile high club?

41. Would you say you’re kinky?

42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?

44. Quickie or marathon session?

45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?

46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

47. Would you say you have any fetishes?

48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?

49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?

50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?

51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?

52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?

53. Handcuffs or feathers?

54. Have you walked in on someone?

55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?

56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?

57. What's your definition of amazing sex?

58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?

59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?

60. What do you think about when you masturbate?

61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?

62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?

63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?

64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?

65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?

66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?

67. Do you get tired after sex?

68. Do you like to kiss during sex?

70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?

72. Does size matter?

73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?

74. Do you think you're good?

75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?

76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?

77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?

78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?

79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?

80. What's something you've always wanted to try?

81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?

82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?

83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?

84. Have you ever recorded anything before?

85. Have you ever had a threesome?

86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?

87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?

88. What are your limits in the bedroom?

89. Do you have a safe word?

90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?

91. What do you find sexy in a partner?

92. How do you like to be touched?

93. Would you rather watch or be watched?

94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?

95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?

96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?

97. What’s your most-watched porn category?

98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?

99. What naughty dream have you had recently?

100. How do you feel about giving oral?

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Dress Up Meme

You're getting dressed up. Maybe because you want to -- or maybe you’re doing it because you have to, because you you're in a situation where you can't be recognized.

Instructions

1. Post with your character. Choose if you’re the dresser or the one being dressed.
2. Use the scenarios below or just be in a big, nexus-oriented closet.

Scenarios

1. Makeover – Everyone loves a good makeover, right? And they've been dying to change how you dress.
2. Special Occasion/Party – You’re going out -- they'll help you look good for the big night.
3. Theater – You've landed a role! They'll help you fit the part.
4. Costume Party - Hope you don't end up as the back end of the horse.
5. Disguise - You can’t be recognized. Maybe you’re in danger, maybe you’re infiltrating something. Either way, you can’t afford being recognized. Good thing you have help.
6. Pretendy Games - You two are planning to do a little roleplay -- innocent or not.
7. Drag - How well can they help you pass off as another gender?
7. Fun/Just Because - Seems like a fun way to pass an afternoon/evening -- why not?
8. Choose Your Own - Thought of something else? Go for it.
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  ROMANTIC CONFESSIONS


↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their sappy thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be cute. Be stupid.
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 The Wedding Meme


Want to RP a wedding? Want to RP something on the path to the wedding? Then this is your meme! Here's how it works:

1. Leave a comment here stating your character's name, series, your preferences, etc.
2. Find someone else to comment to.
3. Using the RNG, pick one of the following prompts.
4. Enjoy yourself!


1. Popping the Question. You've been together long enough, and you're sure the other person loves you just as deeply as you love them, and that that will not change. It's time to ask them to marry you. I hope they accept!

2. Meeting Your Spouse. Unlike the previous prompt, you didn't choose your spouse; rather, someone else chose them for you, and it's time to meet them. Will there be a spark between the two of you, or is this marriage doomed to unhappiness?

3. Choosing the Venue. Where will you get married? The church you've belonged to ever since you were a child? A luxury hotel? Down on the beach? We'll leave it up to you to decide!

4. Making the Guest List. Who will you invite? Who will you not invite? It's time for the two of you to work that out!

5. Engagement Party. It's you, your fiancé(e), and a group of your closest friends. Make sure to properly celebrate this occasion!

6. The Quarrel. Uh-oh, the two of you can't agree on something! You'd better work it out quickly, or who knows -- one of your fathers may pay for relationship counseling and make you work it out there!

7. The Bachelor(ette) Party. WOOOOO! This is your last night before tying the knot, so let's make sure this era of your life goes out in STYLE! Get your friends together! Bring on the booze! Get the exotic dancers in here! But...make sure you don't go too far, all right? Tomorrow's a big day, after all.

8. The Wedding. The day has finally come. Are you waiting at the altar for your spouse-to-be? Are you coming down the aisle? Where are you? Is it where you wanted to be? Regardless, this is a momentous occasion. Make sure to make it memorable enough to remember for the rest of your lives.

9. The Reception. The main event's over, now on to the party! Dance with your new spouse, or let a member of the wedding party say a few words over a glass of champagne. Cut the cake! Pull out the karaoke machine! This is your first party as a married couple, so enjoy it!

10. Guess What? We Eloped! Is the stress of all this getting to you? Well, there's one solution -- run off and elope! I hear the wedding chapels in Vegas are numerous and ornate...

11. The Wedding Night. The wedding is over, and you're both back in your room, and out of your wedding clothes. Will you just enjoy each other's presence? Will you go straight to sleep? Or will you take this chance to consummate the marriage?

12. The Next Morning. Last night, you went to bed together. This morning, you wake up together. Perhaps you want to stay in bed a little longer and snuggle closer to your spouse. Or maybe you want to wake up and make them breakfast before they wake up!

13. The Honeymoon. Welcome to paradise! The two of you are now celebrating your recent marriage by taking a vacation. Where will you go? Are you a beach person or a mountains person?

14. Wild Card. Roll again, pick any of the above, or create your own scenario!
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THE MODERN DYAD MEME

Within the Star Wars universe, a dyad can be described as mystical connection between two people which spans across space and time. Members of a dyad are attuned to each other's senses completely, including what they see, hear and feel. They possess rare abilities, like the ability to physically interact across many light-years in the galaxy. 

Which is cool, sure, but the real fun is getting those sudden, surprise psychic phone calls.

While dyads as a concept seem to have romantic undertones, this meme doesn't have to be shippy! We just provide the magical mental meme connection. Whatever you decide to do with this newfound power is up to you.
How to Play
◆ Top-level with preferences. Consider setting the scene for someone to dial into.
◆ Force connect with folks!
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The Holiday Season Meme

Ah, 'tis the season. The scent of pumpkin spice fills the air. Chestnuts are roasting on open fires. Mariah Carey's greatest single plays on repeat in every department store you enter. It's not even close to December yet, but that hasn't stopped the Holiday spirit from coming full force. Love it or hate it, it's here to stay.

This meme is all about the good and bad feelings of the holiday season. The heartwarming Hallmark moments as well as the moments where the world seems to have lost its red-and-green colored mind. Sit back, enjoy the lights, or strangle someone as we wait for the New Year to make it go away.

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Pick one of the prompts below or make your own starter.
- Reply to others.
-Be excellent to each other.

Prompts


Meet the Fam: You're getting pretty serious in your relationship, and what better time to introduce your significant other to the family than during the holidays? Is it going well? Or is there some definite tension that needs to be worked through?
The Last Store Open: It's not just the holidays, but it's THE Holiday. Everyone's gone home. Things are stocked, and everyone's prepared for the big day. Except you. Are you bold enough to brave the barren wastes to find the only place still selling things this late at night?
On The Open Road:It's time to go home for the holidays. Unfortunately for you, everyone else seems to have the same idea. Fight your way through traffic, cancellations, delays, and every other horror modern holiday transport has to offer.
Mandatory Fun: Ah, the office party. Try as you might, you just can't escape the company's demand to get drunk with people you barely tolerate. Oh, well. Try to make the best of it. Or choose violence and be the one who makes this get-together actively worse.
The Santa Clause: Be it intentional or entirely by accident, you've somehow managed to put ol' Saint Nick out of commission. Consequently, you've activated ancient Yuletide Law and are now Santa Claus for the night. Can you save Christmas and bring joy to all the children of the world?
The SLAYride: You've gotten on Santa's naughty list way too often and he's had it with your shit. It's Krampusnacht and the only thing on your mind is survival from jolly horror. Can you take Santa and the Forces of the North down? Or will this be your last goodnight?
The White Elephant:- It was supposed to be all in good fun. But you've picked up your presents from the exchange and you have a feeling things have gone terribly wrong. Or perhaps...wonderfully right?
I actually don't celebrate...: The holidays are all good fun, but be it for religious, moral, or other reasons, the Christmas and general holiday spirit is something you don't get behind. So what is it you do when the world's slowed down for the many holidays that come about?
Under the Mistletoe: Pesky poisonous plant. Someone's hung a sprig of mistletoe up, and you've been caught beneath it with your rp partner. What do you do about it?
Found Family: They aren't your family by blood, but they are by choice. And you've finally managed to get everyone together to have a special night in together. What do you do? Are there new tradtions you set? Or perhaps you wish to share some old traditions with new people.
SNOW DAY: The weather report's come in, and things are a bit extreme. More than a foot of snow in the desert, miserable gloom in balmy locales, or perhaps a heatwave in the arctic. Things are weird, but will you let it ruin your day? Or perhaps this sudden change is perfect for where you are.
The Roast Beast: Well, what's a holiday get-together without the big meal? Invite some folks over to help share the load, or show off your culinary skills- for good or ill- and take it on all your own.
Auld Lang Syne: The year is coming to a close. Are you out partying the night away, or are you at home watching the last seconds of the new year tick away? Got any resolutions to share? Or maybe you're looking for that special someone to ring in the new year with.
Retail Hell: Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Mariah Carey and Michael Buble blaring through the loudspeakers. Turkey raids. Layaways. Karens out in droves. Retail is never fun, but the holidays are a special kind of hell. Do you have what it takes to enter the thunder dome?
Save Santa!: Sure, anyone can save Christmas, but can you rescue the Big Guy himself from the clutches of evil?
Alone for the holidays: You have no plans and it was definitely not your choice. Well, it seems there are still a few bars open. Spend some time out, commiserate with your fellow outcasts. Who knows? Maybe you'll make some impromptu plans of your own?
Ugly Sweaters: Once a time-honored holiday tradition of receiving home-made sweaters, things have naturally mutated over time into this beloved meme. Get with your friends, family, and partner and see who can make the Ugliest Sweater of All.
The Naughty List: He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice....and someone's out to steal it once he's finished making it. After all, who wouldn't benefit from holding the master list to all the good and evil people of the year. The only question is, are you protecting The List, or are you the thief?
It Moved Again: For whatever reason, you've come into the possession of the beloved modern christmas tradition: The Elf on the Shelf. This little toy watches people and reports back to Santa on who's been naughty or nice. A harmless tradition to entertain the young and young at heart. Except...your elf is moving to new places seemingly on its own. It's time to figure out what in the world is going on. Is it your partner playing a prank? Or something more nefarious?
Caroling along as he zoops down the fire too~: For charity, for fun, or to shitpost, you've decided to go door to door and sing your festive heart out to the world. Are you having a great time? Are people slamming the door on your face? Only one way to find out!
On ice!: The weather is cold, the ice is forming, and what better way to enjoy the weather than by slapping on some skates and hitting the rink, lake, pond, or river? Show off your skills, pick up a game of hockey, or just wile away the hours with the ice beneath your blades.
Deck the halls: Time to make things festive and bright around the home. Invite some loved ones over and have a grand ol' time getting those decorations up!
Gettin' it on under the Tree: The holiday spirit has gotten you in the mood. What are you gonna do about it?
Bah Humbug: Tonight you shall be visited by three ghosts to show you the errors of your wicked, wicked life. Perhaps your partner can help guide you through your trials and help you learn to be...I don't know, whatever virtue you need to learn.
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 Unrequited Love Meme




Love. Love is a many splendored thing. All you need is love! Except when it hurts because the person you adore doesn't have the same feelings towards you. Then it's a curse.

This meme is very simple, with only a few prompts on its own. But don't let that stop you from letting your imagination run wild, especially if you have a penchant for the tragic. Maybe it's not all bad, though. There could be a silver lining...


HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and your preferences. Also, be sure to mention if you want you character to be the lover or the loved (or either), for lack of more refined labels.
  • Tag around to others.
  • Either use the RNG or come up with your own scene.
Prompts
  1. Unnoticed: Your beloved doesn't notice you or doesn't know your feelings.
  2. Just Be Friends: They don't think of you in that way.
  3. Confession: You finally work up the courage to tell them, even if they don't love you back.
  4. There's Someone Else: Your beloved is with another person, perhaps a person they love.
  5. Can't Take It: You can no longer stay by their side because it's killing you.
  6. Forbidden: It's not just unrequited, it's actually not allowed!
  7. UST: Unresolved Sexual Tension! Neither of you realizes how you feel or why, and it's causing friction.
  8. Returned: You thought it was a one-sided love, but turns out they do love you back!
  9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
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   THE MAGICAL SEX SHOP MEME

 
 
 

Uh-oh! Looks like you've just stumbled into Baker Street's hottest sex shop! Well, since you're here, feel free to make yourself at home.

They're tons of aisles to peruse, so you can rest assured knowing that there's something here for everyone. Big toys, small toys, sex swings, dildos, butt plugs, chains, whips, ropes... And some things you might never have seen before, like shrinking potions, dick enhancement spells, gender swapping lotions — anything you would find in an Adam and Eve catalog, and then some.

Our shop is even kind enough to offer a play space in the back, so you can try before you buy. We wouldn't want any unsatisfied customers, after all. That's bad for business!

If you enjoyed your time here, please leave a five-star review; it really means a lot!


🍆HOW TO PLAY
1. Drop a top-level with some prefs and/or a shopping list, or an aisle of interest, or a backroom scenario to start things off.

2. Shop, share, try, buy, and see if anyone might need help!

3. Be merry!

SOME OPTIONS

01] Ooh, honey, come look at this one. | It's always nice taking your partner along to see what there is in stock, get ideas - and then, of course, there's when you get to take your new purchase home to break it in.

02] What are you doing here?? | You'd never in a million years be seen in this kind of place, not by someone you know, that'd just be mortifying. Or is it you spy with your little eye somebody you thought was too vanilla to ever consider this sort of shopping spree? Whatever the nature of the encounter, it's more than a little awkward. Just smile and nod, right?

03] Now if you'll just look at the powerpoint I've prepared... | Maybe you didn't know it, but a lot of sex shops can and do host workshops. Ever wondered what the benefits of a cock ring are or how to have better, longer orgasms? Need a few fellatio tips? Whatever the topic, there's most likely a seminar for it. Hey, if nothing else there's usually punch and pie afterward.

04] Whips and chains excite me. | Mm, who doesn't love the smell of polished level and the shine of stainless steel. This is where you go if you're looking for the next level of intimacy. There's a special on cuffs if you buy the sex swing on sale.

05] Does this make me look fat? | The lingerie option. Thankfully there's a number of changing rooms to take advantage of to make sure things fit just right. Do a little turn on the catwalk, see how that g-string rides, maybe ask for a second opinion if you're feeling brave enough.

06] Good enough to eat. | Body paint, flavored lube, fruit roll up panties - this is where you get your omnom on.

07] So much for being subtle. | You must be a serious klutz to have knocked down that whole display or fallen on your face in the middle of the store like that. Bravo, champ. Not that it caused a huge commotion and mess for everybody in the shop to notice that you have to sort out with the staff now. Hope you've got enough in your pocket to cover whatever damages.

08] ...No, seriously, what is that? | You're staring and you're staring and you're staring but damned if you can figure out what up with this. Who could even need that many buttons? It takes what size batteries? Where is it supposed to go? How can it even fit? Who thought that was sexy? Is a modern art museum missing an exhibit?

09] Wild card!! | This is your blank check so scribble away!
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  The Sexy Hotsprings Resort Meme



Ah the outdoor hotspring/spa resort. Truly one of life's greatest pleasures and just the best damn way to relax. But this is no ordinary hotspring resort. The staff are all scantily clad, the rooms are stocked with condoms and lube, the bath robes supplied have VERY short hemlines, and the bathing areas are mixed gender. The owner of this resort is strongly of the opinion that there's nothing more relaxing than a good, hard, fucking. So come on in, enjoy our facilities, and enjoy each other.

AND NOW, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THE REST OF YOU, THE PROMPTS:

1:
 Bathing - This resort has mixed bathing, and no one even told you to bring a swimsuit. But hey, the water is JUST right, and there are worse things than being naked together with a sexy friend. Or maybe even a sexy stranger.

2:
 Massage - Life can be stressful. If you aren't careful, the tension can build up until suddenly you can't even stand up straight anymore. Fortunately, there are people here who know how to fix that and who have absolutely magical hands. Pick out some nicely scented oils, undress to your comfort level, lie down, and let the master work their miracles. Maybe you can get your happy ending too.

3:
 Hygiene - Maybe you just want to get clean. Stranger things have happened. Pass the soap. Scrub each others' backs, Wash each others' hair. Let's get hygienic in here.

4:
 Night owls - You couldn't sleep either, eh? Good thing it's a lovely night. No one else is up right now, so let's watch the stars and talk about life. Or did you have something else in mind?

5:
 Sauna - Sweat all the poisons out. It's good for you. It might be a bit too hot for most sexy activities, but on the other hand you ARE surrounded by glistening, sweaty, undressed bodies.

6:
 Strip Games - Poker is the classic, but you could also do ping pong, Street Fighter, Pictionary, Chess, or anything else you can think of! Every time you lose a point, take something off. Out of things to take off? You lose, and the winner gets to do with you what they want. Don't worry, it's all in good fun.

7:
 Clothed sex - Maybe you don't have time to get undressed. Maybe you don't want to. Whether it's because you want to be discrete about it or because they just look so damn cute in that outfit that you don't want them to take it off, it's time to do the do without achieving the full naked.

8:
 Stealth sex - A handjob under the table in the middle of dinner, a quickie while hiding in the closet, fooling around under the sheets while a chaperone suspects nothing.

9:
 Food - It goes without saying that a resort like this would have excellent food available, but if you want to go for the truly decadent experience, have them serve the food as a side dish to THIS delicious hunk of meat: Your thread partner! It's foodplay. Eat sushi off someone's body. Pour chocolate sauce on them. It fine, there are baths here to wash it all off afterwards.

10:
 Toys - Dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, and more! All available for rent for a modest fee, if you want to get up to something that needs some props.

11:
 Wildcard - You can do anything! I believe in you!
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The Free Use World
— a sex meme

cw: taboo sex, dubious consent. potential for incest, objectification, and various other potential triggers.

 


For this meme, scenarios are considered part of the free use fetish if they take place in a fictional place which has "universal consent." In short, in this fantasy, everyone is consenting at all times. Sex acts are as common and socially-acceptable as shaking hands. No one bats an eyelash at the boss fucking an employee in the middle of a meeting, or a customer taking a barista over a table.

Sex can happen at any time, in any place, and all parties are okay with it.

By another definition, in a free use world, people are simply freely available for others to use sexually at all times. Though the context can vary wildly, in free use smut, anyone can walk up to anyone else and do whatever they like without consequence or fear consent violation. There's no need to hold back. Acting on one's urges is normal and even encouraged.

A common standard in this fantasy involves the receiving party ignoring how they're being used and continuing on with their task. Society as a whole treats sex very casually, and all parties are okay (or at least complacent) with sexual encounters.

As everyone understands and accepts the rules of this world, what might be considered non-con in other circumstances simply isn't a thing. Consider this world the opposite of a non-con fantasy; everyone is consenting and everyone is happy.

Which sounds great on the surface, maybe, but a world everyone consents all the time could easily lead to some dark themes. Things that would ordinarily be seen as taboo are now the norm, and that might take some getting used to.

Here are some extremely NSFW examples about how a world like this might play out: 1234 and an article.


how to play;
  • Leave a top-level for your character and your preferences and, potentially, a kink list. Preferences are super important here.
  • Just because the meme is about free use doesn't mean that everyone has to be okay with everything. Please make sure you're communicating OOC to create a thread that everyone can enjoy.
  • Have fun and get laid.

some options
  • busy They might be busy doing other things, like reading, or doing paperwork, or cleaning, but the laws of free use says they have to take care of you first. Let's hope they can multi-task.
  • power imbalance Ordinarily, someone so high up shouldn't be sleeping with someone beneath them. But here, it's fine.
  • incest When mom's away...
  • age difference In this world, it's not like you have any reason to try and resist going after the one you want, even if the age difference says otherwise .
  • sleeping Even while they're fast asleep, consent is consent.
  • public Sure, normally you shouldn't have sex on a crowded subway, but it's not like anyone is going to stop you.
  • private Wow, this personal art lesson did not go how you were expecting.
  • punishment Though, really, it's not THAT much of a punishment to be put out on display for everyone to take a turn. Maybe it's more of an honor in this society?
  • ius primae noctis It's not so bad to get a turn with the bride before her new husband does, is it?
  • cuckold So you're sleeping with someone's partner right in front of them. What's the big deal? It's free use!
  • sex toy With this kink taken all the way to the end, maybe you're nothing but a personal pleasure device for the people around you. No thoughts, just keep still and do your job.
  • act natural You might be in the middle of getting your brains fucked out, but you're still in a meeting/class/conversation/etc. You're going to have to try to participate when someone asks you a question.
  • wildcard You've got a whole, fully consenting world to explore!
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The person you love is in trouble! They could be in danger or perhaps even captured, but no matter what, no one can keep you away from them for long. Be careful, though, and don't lose your head and make foolish mistakes out of passion. Remember, your loved one will be counting on you, and that may include for more than just being saved. Rescuing is a long process.

— OR —

Your rescuer (or your rescued, as the case may be) isn't someone you've met before; they could be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, for a mission, or even completely selfishly, as you'll be valuable to them. Still, they've come to free you from your prison or your most perilous of situations. While this is happening, it may be easy for emotions to run high...and feelings to burst from behind the scenes. As you ideally work together to get to safety and avoid getting caught while participating in deadly chases, you realize something problematic: you're falling for the person you've rescued or the person who rescued you.
— OR —

Somebody saved your hide from certain destruction - problem is, you have no idea who they are! In your mind, however, you've started to get all kinds of ideas about them. What are they like? Well, surely they have to be this way or that way. They're most likely a saint! Oh, it's as if your heart is aflutter when you think of them. You'll stop at nothing to find out where they are. But once you do, can the real them ever live up to what you imagined?

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Mention if your character is more likely to be the rescuer or the rescued.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use one of the scenarios above or choose your own.
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the KINKY REMOTE meme !
A trope as old as time: one person is fitted with a sex device of some kind, and the other person holds the remote. What type of sex toy can be decided in pre-production; it doesn't even have to be a toy that exists.

But, hey, butt plugs and vibrators are great, too. We're not knocking the classics.

  • Comment with your character, your preferences, and whether you'd like to be on the sending or the receiving end of these good vibrations.
  • Reply to others. Crank that remote as high as it'll go, or be a kind, benevolent remote wielder who keeps the sensations soft and gentle.
  • Don't get caught. 

where 

  1. at a diner Really? Right in front of my salad?
  2. out shopping Dressing rooms, cramped elevators, interacting with employees. There are plenty of inconvenient scenarios for a pleasure blast.
  3. on the road Keep your eyes on the road, keep your hands a ten and two.
  4. at an important function A charity ball, dinner with the in-laws, some place where keeping your composure is imperative. 
  5. in danger - The higher stakes option. You're walking down a dark alley, or you're surrounded by bad guys, or you're sneaking through shark-infested waters. Now is not the time to get all hot and bothered.
  6. at home - The lower stakes option, but still fun all the same! Nothing bad will happen, probably, if you can't hold it together.
  7. kinkster's choice - Wherever you desire!