meme; kinky remote

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the KINKY REMOTE meme !

A trope as old as time: one person is fitted with a sex device of some kind, and the other person holds the remote. What type of sex toy can be decided in pre-production; it doesn't even have to be a toy that exists.

But, hey, butt plugs and vibrators are great, too. We're not knocking the classics.

• Comment with your character, your preferences, and whether you'd like to be on the sending or the receiving end of these good vibrations.
• Reply to others. Crank that remote as high as it'll go, or be a kind, benevolent remote wielder who keeps the sensations soft and gentle.
• Don't get caught. 

where 

1. at a diner - Really? Right in front of my salad?
2. out shopping - Dressing rooms, cramped elevators, interacting with employees. There are plenty of inconvenient scenarios for a pleasure blast.
3. on the road - Keep your eyes on the road, keep your hands a ten and two.
4. at an important function - A charity ball, dinner with the in-laws, some place where keeping your composure is imperative. 
5. in danger - The higher stakes option. You're walking down a dark alley, or you're surrounded by bad guys, or you're sneaking through shark-infested waters. Now is not the time to get all hot and bothered.
6. at home - The lower stakes option, but still fun all the same! Nothing bad will happen, probably, if you can't hold it together.
7. kinkster's choice - Wherever you desire!