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The Online Dating Meme

So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.

♦ Comment with your character, including preferences; put in your profile if you're feeling adventurous.
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