meme; stood up

[metropolising]

   

So you're in this fancy restaurant, seated at a table and waiting for your date. You wait. And you wait. Eventually it becomes obvious that your date isn't showing! Luckily for you, however, someone's noticed the way you keep looking around or checking your phone. They know you're waiting in vain.

Maybe your night isn't as bad as it seems to be turning out, because they're approaching you.

Rules:

1: Post a top level comment. You're the one who's been stood up.
2: Tag other top level comments; you've noticed someone has been stood up by their date and you've decided to engage them in conversation.
3: Profit.

Will you meet someone better than your original date? Will you be made fun of for getting stood up? Who knows.