meme; sexy hotsprings resort
Dec. 1st, 2025 02:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
metropolising The Sexy Hotsprings Resort Meme
Ah the outdoor hotspring/spa resort. Truly one of life's greatest pleasures and just the best damn way to relax. But this is no ordinary hotspring resort. The staff are all scantily clad, the rooms are stocked with condoms and lube, the bath robes supplied have VERY short hemlines, and the bathing areas are mixed gender. The owner of this resort is strongly of the opinion that there's nothing more relaxing than a good, hard, fucking. So come on in, enjoy our facilities, and enjoy each other.
AND NOW, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THE REST OF YOU, THE PROMPTS:
1: Bathing - This resort has mixed bathing, and no one even told you to bring a swimsuit. But hey, the water is JUST right, and there are worse things than being naked together with a sexy friend. Or maybe even a sexy stranger.
2: Massage - Life can be stressful. If you aren't careful, the tension can build up until suddenly you can't even stand up straight anymore. Fortunately, there are people here who know how to fix that and who have absolutely magical hands. Pick out some nicely scented oils, undress to your comfort level, lie down, and let the master work their miracles. Maybe you can get your happy ending too.
3: Hygiene - Maybe you just want to get clean. Stranger things have happened. Pass the soap. Scrub each others' backs, Wash each others' hair. Let's get hygienic in here.
4: Night owls - You couldn't sleep either, eh? Good thing it's a lovely night. No one else is up right now, so let's watch the stars and talk about life. Or did you have something else in mind?
5: Sauna - Sweat all the poisons out. It's good for you. It might be a bit too hot for most sexy activities, but on the other hand you ARE surrounded by glistening, sweaty, undressed bodies.
6: Strip Games - Poker is the classic, but you could also do ping pong, Street Fighter, Pictionary, Chess, or anything else you can think of! Every time you lose a point, take something off. Out of things to take off? You lose, and the winner gets to do with you what they want. Don't worry, it's all in good fun.
7: Clothed sex - Maybe you don't have time to get undressed. Maybe you don't want to. Whether it's because you want to be discrete about it or because they just look so damn cute in that outfit that you don't want them to take it off, it's time to do the do without achieving the full naked.
8: Stealth sex - A handjob under the table in the middle of dinner, a quickie while hiding in the closet, fooling around under the sheets while a chaperone suspects nothing.
9: Food - It goes without saying that a resort like this would have excellent food available, but if you want to go for the truly decadent experience, have them serve the food as a side dish to THIS delicious hunk of meat: Your thread partner! It's foodplay. Eat sushi off someone's body. Pour chocolate sauce on them. It fine, there are baths here to wash it all off afterwards.
10: Toys - Dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, and more! All available for rent for a modest fee, if you want to get up to something that needs some props.
11: Wildcard - You can do anything! I believe in you!
AND NOW, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THE REST OF YOU, THE PROMPTS:
1: Bathing - This resort has mixed bathing, and no one even told you to bring a swimsuit. But hey, the water is JUST right, and there are worse things than being naked together with a sexy friend. Or maybe even a sexy stranger.
2: Massage - Life can be stressful. If you aren't careful, the tension can build up until suddenly you can't even stand up straight anymore. Fortunately, there are people here who know how to fix that and who have absolutely magical hands. Pick out some nicely scented oils, undress to your comfort level, lie down, and let the master work their miracles. Maybe you can get your happy ending too.
3: Hygiene - Maybe you just want to get clean. Stranger things have happened. Pass the soap. Scrub each others' backs, Wash each others' hair. Let's get hygienic in here.
4: Night owls - You couldn't sleep either, eh? Good thing it's a lovely night. No one else is up right now, so let's watch the stars and talk about life. Or did you have something else in mind?
5: Sauna - Sweat all the poisons out. It's good for you. It might be a bit too hot for most sexy activities, but on the other hand you ARE surrounded by glistening, sweaty, undressed bodies.
6: Strip Games - Poker is the classic, but you could also do ping pong, Street Fighter, Pictionary, Chess, or anything else you can think of! Every time you lose a point, take something off. Out of things to take off? You lose, and the winner gets to do with you what they want. Don't worry, it's all in good fun.
7: Clothed sex - Maybe you don't have time to get undressed. Maybe you don't want to. Whether it's because you want to be discrete about it or because they just look so damn cute in that outfit that you don't want them to take it off, it's time to do the do without achieving the full naked.
8: Stealth sex - A handjob under the table in the middle of dinner, a quickie while hiding in the closet, fooling around under the sheets while a chaperone suspects nothing.
9: Food - It goes without saying that a resort like this would have excellent food available, but if you want to go for the truly decadent experience, have them serve the food as a side dish to THIS delicious hunk of meat: Your thread partner! It's foodplay. Eat sushi off someone's body. Pour chocolate sauce on them. It fine, there are baths here to wash it all off afterwards.
10: Toys - Dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, and more! All available for rent for a modest fee, if you want to get up to something that needs some props.
11: Wildcard - You can do anything! I believe in you!
