Dec. 2nd, 2025

forbidden love

YOU & I WILL ALWAYS BE
UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Relationship Type (optional)

1. Family - you're keeping it all in the family, literally.
2. Balance of Power - the other person has a higher status than you somehow.
3. Position - your position doesn't allow for you to have such compromising emotions.
4. Logistics - love from you may be impossible, dangerous...or even deadly.
5. Cheating - you're both having an affair together.
6. Caught in the middle - it's nothing you've done, but the feud going on between those you're both close to keeping you apart.
7. Other - some other type of relationship we've forgot? Want to combine? Go right on ahead!

Scenes

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

DANCING MEME👑

Dancing well takes serious skill and talent, but just about anyone can shake their hips or tap their feet to a beat. No matter your competency in cutting the rug, there's some pleasure to be found in letting loose and moving your body to the music. Not to mention... sometimes it's fun to get all dressed up! (And if not, then perhaps in seeing a partner all dressed up?)

So, let your cares go and let's dance!

PROMPTS

1. Prom
It's the biggest social event of the year - provided you're still in high school! Do you have the guts to ask your crush to the dance, or are you more the shy wallflower type? How about a platonic date with your bestie?

2. Ballroom
Ah, the formal gala: it's prom for adults! Dress in your finest and get yourself a partner for a tango or a waltz. It's for charity, after all.

3. Alone
Do a little jig in the kitchen, or enjoy a living room slowdance with a significant other to the dulcet tones of your smart speaker.

4. Club
You're hitting the clubs and you're ready to grind! What better place to meet new people who know how to have fun?

5. Competition
You take dance very seriously. Like, competition-level seriously. Practice with a partner, or face off against a rival.

6. Traditional
Let me show you the dance of my people, from the village-wide revelry of a summertime bon odori to the sensual swing of the hula.

7. Adult
Some dances are For Adult Eyes Only. And yes, poles and laps may be involved.

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!

suddenly naked meme .

rules .

✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

hurt/comfort

Who in the world could hate kindness? Sweetness? Conscientiousness? All of us, on some level, like to be pampered and taken care of, from the most churlish to the most pleasant. Yes, even those grouchy grumps, or, of course, the cool-headed psychos -

Okay, maybe not all of us to the same degree.

Regardless of your disposition, somehow, you've gained a doting significant other. It seems like they find their greatest pleasure in taking care of and looking out for you. This may manifest in them simply trying to keep you entertained, happy, and healthy; it could also come in the form of them being a domestic doter, taking care of all your needs. Be it the former or the latter, there's an inherent adorableness that comes with their efforts and generosity, and in return, you have an urge to protect and care for them. They're just too precious for this world! Only, you know, there's a good chance you can a. ignore this, because you're emotionally stunted and full of wo/manpain, or b. repress it because you're a badass and would never.

Unless you've completely disregarded all that because they're just too much and you want to hold them forever.

So, how do you feel about all this? Do you wish they'd stop with this foolishness (not really)? Are you pushing them away? Are you embarrassed? Maybe you're absolutely taken with them! Just realize that you have it incredibly good.

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character, preferences, their role, any info, etc.
• Reply to others.

ROLE

• Usual: This is how they always are. "Caring" is in their nature.
• Unexpected: They don't seem like the type...but with you, they are.
• Terrible at It: They're trying hard, yet it seems like they fail at trying to take care of you. Depending on who you are, though, that may just make them more endearing.
• Because You Like It: They heard you like those who are sweet and kind, so they're trying to change their ways.
• Not Together: Technically, you're not together romantically, but everyone knows the truth.
• The Doted Upon: What it says on the tin!

PROMPTS

• Feeding: Whether they cook for you or have moments where they feed you, literally, they take your nutrition seriously.
• Massage: Let them work out all those kinks.
• Clean You Up: Here, they've drawn a warm bath for you.
• Dress Your Wounds: If you're the kind of person who gets in battles, they'll see that you're all patched up.
• Singing: Or telling stories, or otherwise calming you down.
• Lap Rest: Sometimes, their lap is the best pillow.
• A Shoulder to Cry On: When you have troubles, they're always there to listen.
• The Calming Force: If you have moments of terror from past trauma, they're always willing to put themselves on the line to bring you back to reality, even if it puts them in danger.
• Soft Kisses: Their kisses feel so good, and they're never demanding.
• Head Pat: Sometimes, a simple gesture can mean the most.
• Grooming: They'll fix your hair - or at least play with it - and help you shave.
• Gifts: Homemade or expensive, they like to shower you in presents.
• Lovemaking: The obligatory smut option, where they're a generous lover.
• Protector: They look out for you, and while they don't seem that way, if you're threatened, they get like a bear protecting her cubs.
• Gentle Giant: They make you feel so small and delicate.
• Reverse: For once, you want to dote on and take care of them.
• Unwilling: It's a wonder they still try to care for you, because you're cruel to them and rebuff them at every turn, even if you really don't mean it.
• It's Okay to Cry: They never get upset because they don't want to put that on you. You want to let them know they can let it all out.
• WILDCARD

SEND NUDES

It's what it says it is. Post your character. They become a recipient of nudes (or similarly racy pictures) from others on their device of choosing. Maybe it's a misfire. Maybe it's just a mistake. Or they might have wanted them? Some people do this kind of exchange on purpose. I don't know, I'm only telling you what I've heard...

the BDSM CONTRACT meme

for smut + shipping

Two people sitting a table, a pen in each of their hands, reading over the terms and conditions of their new relationship. We all know the scene.

And we can do better than that.

Contracts require understanding, negotiation, and discussion. Don't be afraid to ask for a re-draft if you're not liking what you're seeing. And if you're seeing too many no-gos, maybe this isn't the contract for you, and that's okay. Plenty of people would love to have you!

how to play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and what a contract with your character might look like [i.e. are they are a Dom or a sub, what are they in search of, what are their hard nos, etc]. This is all IC, so there's a chance your character doesn't even know what they want!
- Additionally, don't feel as if you [as the player] actually have to write up an entire legalese contract – unless you want to, because more power to you in that case. Just the highlights will do!
Reply to others, and see if you can find a contract you can sign comfortably.
Now that you're contractually obligated to one another, the real fun begins.

choose your contract
All of these are just ideas based on common D/s dynamics, they don't all need to be present in your contract — feel free to mix and match or create something new entirely!

desired position - Within this contract, are you taking on the role of the Dom/top/sadist/master/etc, or the sub/bottom/masochist/slave/etc?
desired dynamic - Are you looking for a Daddy Dom / little [girl/boy] dynamic? A total power exchange? A sadomasochistic relationship? A caregiver relationship? Pup and owner? Master and slave?
sexual frequency - According to your contract, how frequently do you expect sex to occur?
areas that are off-limits - For either party, what shouldn't happen under any circumstances?
areas to explore - What are some things you do want to see within this relationship? Kinks you'd like to engage in, things you need the other party to be interested in exploring, and vice versa?
authority - How much power does the Dom figure have really? Is it all play between you within a designated play space/time, or is this person allowed to choose their sub's clothing each morning and manage their money?
safe words - Gotta have them when things go too far. When in doubt, the stoplight system always works!
openness- How exclusive are the two of you? Is the sub allowed to see other Doms, and vice versa? Or is the expectation that you're locked in together. Is this romantic, or purely sexual?
writer's choice - Something we left out? Throw it in!

master / fledgling

In most vampire media, the relationship between maker and fledglings is many things: parental, sibling, an apprenticeship, even antagonistic. Just as often, there's a romantic undertone, as well.

For what could connect anyone more than the sharing of blood, of the dark gift?

Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
Reply to others.
Thread. Use the prompts, or not.

† UNDEFINED → The nature of your bond is complex and unclear to outsiders. Perhaps even to both of you, as well.
† DYSFUNCTIONAL → There's a lot of bad blood between you, yet you can't hate each other fully.
† FORBIDDEN → Any sort of relationship beyond the vampiric-familial would be frowned upon by both human society and the underworld.
† LOVERS → Why not? No one else will understand you like they do, and you probably won't have to worry about outliving them.

Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth.

— OR —

They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.

Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play.
Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger.
Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go.
Older ladies are fine, too.
Reply to others.
Thread.

(possible) SCENARIOS
1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids...
2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business.
3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family.
4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours.
5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play.
6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out.
7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T.
8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this.
9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up.

Pretty Woman

shipping meme

There's no one who understands better than you that in the trade of skin and vice and sex, there's no room for emotion. "Love" especially is worth less than the money you can ply - and more dangerous for its trouble, too.

Still, you've broken the one rule of sin (don't fall in love, never fall in love, not with a client) and there's no turning back. So what will you do? Here's the rope made of decisions: use it to run away from the bed you've made...or tighten the noose.

No need for explanation needed here, it is what it is. A Pretty Woman-esque shipping meme for a romance (or something like it) between a prostitute and...someone who's not a prostitute!
Obviously, while the meme is based on a romcom that glosses over all the darker aspects of sex work, threads here could be fluffy, romantic, tropey/meta, tragic, or serious. Triggers could very well abound. If things are going to be on the uglier side with your character, like abuse, drugs, or underage, please make a note of that and respect preferences.
Make a top level comment with what role you'd like to play + any other info.
Reply to others. Play out meetcutes, forbidden romances, business-turned-more, rescue, etc.

Roles:

The Worker: Everyone has a different story about how they ended up in this lot. Tragedy, force, addiction, money troubles, or genuine love of the work, it doesn't matter, as all the roads lead to another notch in the bedpost and some more money in your - or your boss's - pocket. For once, though, the person you're "hired" by...they're different. Actually, fresh-faced or veteran, you may just discover that you're a little different yourself, more heart of gold than hooker.
The Client: You were looking for a little fun and you didn't mind paying. Or, on the other hand, you might have just stumbled into a den of iniquity on accident or for other business entirely. One thing's for certain...one person's caught your eye, and whether it be love at first sight or an arduous process, you want better things for them. What do you plan? A rescue? Beating up anyone who'd hurt them?
Be careful you don't get hurt in the process, whether it be at the hands the criminal element that plagues the shadowy side of life or, unfortunately, at the hands of the one you care for most.

Setting:

Past (Roman brothels, Victorian whorehouses, Renaissance courtesans, etc.)
Modern
Sci-fi or fantasy

falling for doctor / falling for patient
an au meme

“Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself. She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love... Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.”

As a patient, no one's ever listened to you the way they do. No one's ever made you feel heard, and valued, and understood. No one's ever listened to your tragic backstory and told you it was okay to cry. As for the doctor in this scenario, there's just something about this patient that makes your heart go out to them— in more ways than one. You like how much they trust you, how they make you feel needed. You might even be... falling for them.

Naturally, a situation like this is going to have its difficulties.

It's frowned upon, possibly illegal, for starters. Not to mention the ways that romance is sure to bungle any sort of impartial bias on the part of the doctor. You'll have to keep this all secret, under wraps. And, on the sketchier side of things. there's potential for abuses of power, or emotional manipulation. Having all those deep, dark secrets on hand could make for some great blackmail, should it ever come down to it.

...

Maybe you're better of keeping things professional.

how to play.

— comment with your character + prefs + desired role.

this can be played straight and wholesome or it can be super dark! however you want to go with it!

— reply to others and decide on a scenario.

— don't get caught.

potential roles

new to this, experienced with this, traumatized patient, traumatized doctor, dangerous doctor, well-meaning doctor, incompetent doctor, therapy-adverse patient, arm chair therapist, overwhelmed patient, incurable patient, in-over-their-head doctor, etc.

potential scenarios + themes

mandated therapy, voluntary therapy, rehabilitation, first session, fifth session, fiftieth session, bad session, good session, breakthroughs, breakdowns, group therapy, diagnoses, being difficult, first kiss, meeting in the real world, dinner and a movie, etc.

general tropes + inspiration.

patient files, finding love in strange places, rorschach tests, word association, tell me about your parents, phobias, don't pity me, exposure therapy, beneath the mask, working through memories, discussing dreams, exploring the incident, who treats the doctor?, etc.

☆ SMITTEN ☆

oh my world! what is this feeling? your knees are shaking, your stomach is doing cartwheels, your cheeks are turning more shades of pink than you can name. are you floating away? it certainly feels like it. you can't help yourself from focusing on that one person that draws you to them. don't mess this up!

☆ comment with your muse.
☆ reply to other threads.
☆ use the prompts below for ideas or use your own.

when did you become attracted to this person?
★ struck at first sight: holy cats! who is this person? make your best impression.
★ it's been a while: childhood friend, best friend, worst enemy? you've finally realized that this person means more to you than you think.

why are you attracted to them?
★ attitude: maybe he's a good boy or she doesn't give two sugars about what people think of her. whatever it is has you hooked.
★ charisma: that smile, those eyes, the way they laugh. you just can't look away!
★ brains: you might not know what the schwarzchild radius is but the way they talk about it is absolutely stunning.
★ humor: without fail, they have you in stitches any chance they can get.
★ kindness: there's a sweet heart deep inside your special person and it just makes you melt, melt, melt.
★ beauty: those features are so striking that one gaze sends your heart soaring.
★ brawn: a flex here, a flex there. how cruel are they to know that a good build makes you feel faint?
★ unique: a little oddity wrapped inside a special package has you completely caught up and hypnotized.

The Good / Bad Pairing Meme

Attraction is a strange beast. It's hard to pinpoint just why you may want to shag that particular person...or, even worse, why you're in love with them! And can't that be bad enough when the two of you are, but what about when you're completely different? Or maybe you're not even on the side! You're a superhero (or at least on the side of good), he or she's a super villain... How would your relationship pan out if things were like that?

Okay, it may not be as dramatic as that. You two could just be the "good" guy/girl in school, the goody two shoes, who's fallen in love with the "bad" boy/girl, leather jacket and all. Whatever the case may be, things won't be easy.

How To Play

- Comment with your character, putting the standard information somewhere in it. You also may want to specify your preferences or where your character would fall for each set of prompts. Some characters may be different things for each: ie, someone like Dean Winchester would probably be a traditional "bad boy" in the first sit, but a hero in the second.
- Tag others! Feel free to use the RNG. Roll twice. First number chooses the prompt set, second the prompt number.
- Have fun and be respectful to others.

1) Every Good Girl Loves a Bad Boy

1. Summer Lovin', Happened So Fast: One of you is straight laced, while the other walks on the wild side (interpret that as loosely as you'd like). Somehow, though, you've come together.
2. Daddy Don't Approve: Your friends or family don't like your partner.
3. Be My Lover but Don't Be My Friend: You're just in it for the sex.
4. Uptown Girl: There's more than just "good" and "bad" at play, here; there's also class differences.
5. Ashamed to Be Seen: You care about this person, but you're rep's more important.
6. Love 'Em and Leave 'Em: You thought you were important, but your lover's just left you by the wayside for some reason.
7. Against All Odds: Somehow, you're standing up to all the naysayers, and you've lasted.
8. WILDCARD

2) Heroes and Villains

1. Love or Hate at First Sight: Pretty self explanatory. This baddie/good guy is a little different than the rest.
2. Got to Have You: The good party's been kidnapped by the bad, for some reason. Is it love, lust, annoyance? Who knows?
3. Stockholm Syndrome: You're the one who's been kidnapped or hurt, but you're falling in lovelust with your captor.
4. Reverse Stockholm Syndrome: You're the kidnapper, but you're falling in love/lust with your charge.
5. Unrequited Love: One of you cares for the other, but it's not returned.
6. Purification: Through the power of love, the bad guy has been won over and changed affiliations!
7. Corruption: Through the power of lust and manipulation, the good guy has fallen in order to be with the other person.
8. The BatCat Scenario: You've both decided to stay on your own sides, but whenever you meet, there's enough UST to power a small city.
9. Bad End: One or both of you have been killed or hurt by your affair.
10. WILDCARD

Come To My Window

You know the drill from every nineties movie/tv show known to man, because apparently there were no doors in the nineties: you, oh poor you, are stuck up in your room, and then, a rock is thrown at your window! Why, who would do such a thing? No, it's not some kind of burglar coming in to steal all your...private room things, it's your childhood friend from next door (who totally has a crush on you/you're nursing a crush on), your free-spirited boyfriend or girlfriend, or another rebellious love interest who has a long, long ladder and no need for conventional entrances. Why are they here? To finally confess their secret feelings for you? Give you your first kiss? Sneak you away because your parents don't approve? Maybe they have a crappy home life and just need somewhere to stay.

Whatever the case may be, open those window panes and get ready for sneaking in, sneaking out, and possibly making out.

Inspired by all those teen movies where love interests climb in through windows. Play it as straight or as ridiculous as you want. Age your character down. I don't care, I'm not the boss.
Comment with your character and prefs. Also, are they the one climbing in the window or up in the room?
Reply to others.
Be cool.
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight, lead me out on the moonlit floor, lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling, so kiss me.

The Twincest AU Meme

Incest between twins is a subclass of sibling incest and includes both heterosexual and homosexual relationships. While in modern Western European culture, such behavior is considered taboo and is quite rare, incest between twins is a common feature in Indo-European, Asian (such as Japan, the Philippines, and Bali) and Oceanian mythology, and there are a few societies in which the prohibition on it is limited or it is partially accepted [Wiki].

For your whole life, you've been a one-of-a-kind. Maybe you've had siblings, but your siblings are different or older or younger. Nobody quite like you, nobody exactly close.

Or has it been like that? Don't you have someone closer than a regular sibling - a twin?

In this meme, you do! You're a twin. And not only that, but you're...close. Closer than close, actually, in ways the outside world might not understand. It may be a misconception, or you could actually be inappropriately involved; yet in the end, you still have each other, just as you started with. And who needs anyone else? You two don't.

HOW TO PLAY

AU your character into being a twin. It will probably be fraternal twins so you can account for differences in appearances and/or gender.
You can age characters up or down to be the same age.
Otherwise, comment with character information and then tag others.

PROMPTS

Treated Badly: The way you grew up was difficult, so you've pulled close to the only person you knew.
Posing: Luckily, you look different enough that, if you should leave your childhood home, no one would know you're related.
Protecting: There's usually a dominant, protector twin. That's you. You have to protect your brother/sister from all those out there who'd want to use them.
Narcissism: What's better than masturbation? Being with someone who looks almost like you.
True Love: Your love is just like any other couples'. How can you be blamed if you were born in the bodies of twins?
No One Else Understands: Nobody gets you like your twin. It's such a relief to come to them and forget everything else.
Exploring the Differences: You want to see everything that makes the two of you differ.
Always Been Like This: There's almost never been a moment where you haven't been sexually or romantically involved with your twin. You don't question it.
Childhood Returns: Some old habits from the past have started to resurface.
Natural You were born into this world together. You're soulmates.
Competition: Nearly everything's a game in you two's capable hands. You just want to see who's the best.
Jealous: You want to keep what's yours all to yourself.
Share and Share Alike: You've shared all your life. It's not stretch to share other people.
Nonsexual: You're romantically involved, but not sexually. That's okay, you have something more pure than sex.
Borderline: The one place you said you wouldn't go is the place you're getting closer and closer to. As long as there's no penetration, there's no sex, you tell yourself.
Guilt: There is some self-awareness of how messed up this is.
OTHER

Lady & the Tramp Meme

You know the story. It's a love story.

Our lovers are from different worlds — one wealthy, one not. The poor girl has fallen in love with the Gentleman Snarker, or the Unlucky Everydude secretly courts the daughter of the richest man in town. And she loves him too. Maybe it was Love at First Sight. Maybe she has a habit of slipping out to the seedier side of town for a night of fun. Maybe they've been friends their whole lives and the difference in status never really mattered. Will their love be enough to let them be happy together?

Note that the roles aren't locked by gender: a working-class girl who loves a rich boy also fits this trope, as do two lovers of the same gender.

How To Play

- Comment with your character, putting the standard information somewhere in it. You also may want to specify your preferences or where your character would fall on the spectrum.
- Tag others! Feel free to use the RNG.
- Have fun and be respectful to others.

Prompts

The poor guy and rich girl mutually fall in love, and neither one cares about their differences in wealth. People around them, however, do, and conspire to interfere with true love.
The poor guy falls for the rich girl, even though he knows that she's out of his league. Undaunted, our hero engages in some zany scheme to get her to notice him or be impressed by him. This usually ends with the girl revealing that she doesn't care if he's rich or poor, and that she loves him for who he is.
The poor guy and the rich girl fall for one another, but he doesn't know she's rich at first. When he finds out, he's either intimidated by her wealth once he finds out, or else doesn't think he's good enough for her. As before, she doesn't care about such things, and has to convince him that he's the one she wants.

the alternate universe meme

comment with your character.
reply to others with picture prompts, starters, whatever you would like. for au idea inspiration, try this or this or this.
other popular au ideas: apocalypse au, arranged marriage au, celebrity au, coffee shop/florist au, college/high school au, crime/mafia au, fake dating/engaged/married au, fantasy au, game of thrones au, historical au, hunger games au, magic au, modern au, mythological au, reincarnation au, roommates/neighbors au, sex work (porn/camgirl/escort/stripper) au, sci-fi au, steampunk au, soulmate au, superhero au, supernatural au. go wild!

THE NIGHTCLUB MEME

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Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere. Hands in the air like you don't care. Glow sticks, bouncing bass, fog machines, and zoning issues. Sounds like a party, all right, but where exactly is your character in all this madness?

HOW to PLAY

Get drunk.
Get wild.
Have fun!

PROMPTS

Chug! — Listen, we gotta start this night off right.
Up on Stage, Doing Shots — Oh, God, get down from there!
Dance Floor — Naturally. Someone's got to start the grind train.
Wallflower — Yeah, no, this is totally not your scene. You're more content to watch the chaos from a safe distance.
Drugs — You can't avoid them. Someone around here is bound to be offering some mind-altering substances.
Bathroom — Maybe you just need a break... or maybe someone's dragging you to the nearest open stall. How unsanitary.
Rescue — Someone's partied too hard and needs an intervention. Be a pal and take them outside for some fresh air?
DD — Being designated driver means that under no circumstances are you allowed to partake. Just keep an eye on everyone, will you?
Stripper Poles — Everyone should try at least once.
Mic Drop — You've got something to say, apparently, and you manage to wrestle the microphone away from the DJ in order to say it.
Miscommunication — The music is here is too loud, you can't hear a thing anyone's saying! Better to just nod along and pretend you got it after the fourth time. Oh, what did you just agree to?
Wild Card — Go nuts.

LET'S GO TO THE FAIR MEME

It's time to go to the fair! Food, rides, games, historical reenactments, the choices are endless! Go with your friends, your family, or if you're feeling romantic, go with a date! Don't run out of tickets.

LOCATIONS

1. COUNTY/STATE FAIR From the hokey to the bright and brilliant, you've been waiting for this all year! Are those rides up to code? Can you find the perfect fair food? Damn, those churros look good.
2. REN/PIRATE FAIRE Is something a little older your style? Try out a Renaissance or a pirate faire! You can dress up like the times or just be a civilian passing through. Mead, turkey legs, butt grabbing...
3. AMUSEMENT PARK Screw fairs, you want to go to Disneyland! Or Legoland, or Universal Studios... Whatever, you just want to go to the REAL THING. Elitest. You're not better than us.
4. HAUNTED CARNIVAL You thought this was a normal fair, but something seems... off. Are the ghosts fake or are they real? Does that guy have fangs? What the hell is this, Scooby Doo?
5. MUSIC FESTIVAL Who needs fairs when you can go to a venue and pay $40 for a t-shirt and watch thirty bands in one day and get heat exhaustion while drinking cheap beer? That's what we thought.
6. HOLIDAY FAIR It's Halloween! Or Christmas! You want to see pumpkin carving! Or Santa Claus! Whatever, man. You just like holidays.

SCENARIOS

1. RIDES The Tilt-a-Whirl costs how many tickets? This had better be worth it.
2. FOOD Holy shit, you have to try this chocolate covered, deep-fried ice cream! We'll stand by with some paddles.
3. EXHIBITS You want to look at photography? Art? Some kid's ode to his dog made of popsicle sticks? Let's go for it.
4. ANIMALS Are those tiny pigs wearing JACKETS and running a RACE? We have to go right now. Alternatively, pay to see the world's biggest live alligator. Her name is Susy.
5. GAMES You really want to win that giant unicorn but for some reason, the pins won't fall over even when you hit them dead-center. Is this rigged?
6. ROMANCE Whether it's the tunnel of love, jousting for someone's hand, or just sitting around sharing a dessert, we've got you covered on the date front.
7. MASCOTS Maybe you want to meet Mickey. Or Santa. Or, I don't know, whatever the hell that dude over there in a suit is. Careful though, a lot of times little kids can be real scared.
8. CONTESTS Baking contest? Are there funny notes in the grading cards for some of them? Maybe you want to look at how some nerd set a table. Check them out, try to steal one of the blue ribbons, whatever.
9. SHOPPING Everything here is SO COOL. Did you see that light up headband? That shirt with an emoji on it? Seriously, what will they think of next? Just don't get swindled out of your money!
10. CONCERTS This is it, this is the good stuff. You wanted some music and now you've got it; what kind of music is your jam? Will you be sitting comfortably or are you going to meet someone in the pit?

If your scenario doesn't match the location, make something up or pick a different one, we won't tell! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

the "should never be together" meme.

When two people come together in a relationship, it's a beautiful thing. What can be wrong with love, right? Right? Except when the union is completely and totally wrong, for whatever reason. Then things can get a little messy.

How To Play

1. Comment with your character, listing their name, canon, etc, along with any preferences.
2. Comment around to others, using the RNG to determine the scenario. It doesn't have to be a lovey-dovey relationship, obviously. There can be hate, sorrow, lust, whatever.
3. Thread! Have fun! Do things!

Scenarios

1. Warring Factions: You belong to rival organizations, armies, clubs, etc. Whatever it is, you're not on the same team.

2. Soldiers on the Battlefield: Or maybe you are on the same side, but this is the wrong time and the wrong place. Plus, attachments cause distractions.

3. Bodyguard and the Guarded: Just like the movie with Kevin Costner! One of you has been hired to protect the other for some reason, and feelings are starting to grow. Are you a professional and cut things off, or do you give in?

4. Prince/ss and Knight: Similar to the above, but with a whole 'nother level of wrong...one of you is royal. Courtly love is okay; still, don't forget your place.

5. Enemies: This vendetta is personal, and you totally hate this person! Don't you? Perhaps you're maybe just rivals, or something as serious as superhero and villain.

6. Family: The ultimate taboo. This person is related to you, so there's no way you should indulge this desire, even if it's the most pure love there ever was.

7. Age Difference: The years between you should keep you both at bay, but it's easier said than done.

10. Teacher/Student: Teachers and students have a unique bond, and to corrupt it is a dangerous thing. Will you dare to act on emotions that could put you both in a destructive place?

11. Already Spoken For: One or both of you are already involved with someone else, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Just know that you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

12. Not Compatible: Your personalities or jobs make it so it's hard for you to be together.

13. Not Compatible...in Another Way: You're both different species, which means you're either afraid to take your relationship to a physical level or you can't because of differences in biologies.

14. Not Ready for Love: You took a vow (or celbacy, of chastity, of dedication), you're married to your work, or you just don't want to be involved with anyone. Too bad!

15. Rich and Poor: One of you has the money while the other is from more modest means. Can the 1% and the 99% ever be bedfellows, literally?

16. Hurt Before: Your heart has been broken, and maybe there's been no time to heal. But here you are.

17. WILDCARD

Sometimes, you plan out a whole evening with your partner. Dinner and a movie, a tasteful walk through the park, then you both go back to your place to make the magic happen. You both bought sexy underwear to show off, you're both in the mood, and you're going to make this last all night long.

And sometimes there's NO planning involved. Sometimes the mood just hits you both like a bolt of lightning. Sometimes you have to make do with what's available before the moment passes. You gotta be FAST and possibly also STEALTHY if you wanna get your bone on before the mood passes.

1: Make a toplevel with your character deets. Name, preferences, etc
2: Tag someone else and pick a situation from the prompts list
3: While you're in that situation, you're suddenly both struck by the urge to have sex as soon as possible
4: Do what you gotta do to finish before someone finds you

PROMPTS

1: Driving - No time to pull over, just be sure you don't crash into a telephone pole!
2: The Park - Hide behind a tree and unzip your pants. Or behind those bushes, or behind the public art sculpture.
3: Shopping - Which aisle of the grocery store do you think is least likely to have anyone in it right now? Or maybe there's a changing room you can use. Or a photo booth?
4: Library - The shelves offer a certain amount of privacy. Just remember: Keep QUIET. People are trying to read!
5: Movie theater - All the explosions are keeping everyone distracted, no one will notice if you slip your hand into someone's pants
6: Concert - This is your FAVORITE song by your FAVORITE band and you're not going to miss it. But also everyone is screaming and jumping around. Surely you can get it on without anyone paying attention.
7: At home - Look they're not ALL risky. Sometimes you don't have time for scented candles or sexy lingerie. Sometimes you just gotta pounce someone in the living room.
8: Public Bathroom - It might be kind of gross, but at least there's stalls for privacy.
9: Transit - On the bus? On a train? Back seat of an Uber? Join the mile high club?
10: Wildcard - Make up your own! Just be QUICK about it.

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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the sexy fairy tale meme

Everyone knows a few fairy tales or two. Stories of princesses being locked in towers or having wishes granted by fairy godmothers. Princesses being locked away, waiting on their Prince Charming to come and save them. Have you ever wondered what it was like to be a princess locked away in a tower, waiting on your Prince Charming? Or maybe you're a prince locked away and are waiting for your Princess. Either way, this is your chance to live out a fairy tale, with a twist.

Post with your character and preferences to the meme.
Go to Random.org and roll to see what fairy tale you get.
Tag around! You and your partner or partners are now playing different parts of a fairy tale! Be sure to discuss with your partner which roll you would like to take.

1. Beauty and the Beast: Are you a naive peasant or a cruel beast? The Beast has sought to express their love, as well as find it, before the last petal falls from the rose. Perhaps as the peasant, you are both captivated by and feel pitiful for the poor creature, or maybe you are the beast, and will do whatever it takes to get that love most desired in the most carnal ways imaginable.

2. Little Red Riding Hood: Taking goodies to your loved ones, are you? Well, you might want to be careful of these woods -- there's danger lurking around every corner. One of you shall play the innocent traveler, and the other, the sneaky wolf who will stop at nothing to cause mischief. The wolf will be given a taste of the goodies to leave the traveler to finish their journey, but there's a catch. You didn't think those snacks would go untouched, did you? Well, you'll learn, as the wolf starts to get a bit more invasive of your privacy. And maybe you might feel the same thing as well -- maybe you shouldn't have kept eating the cookies you were supposed to be packing away.

3. Hansel and Gretel: So, your blasted guide has left you two stranded in the woods. The sun is about to set upon you, and as luck would have it, you discover a quaint little cottage... made of GINGERBREAD? It looks so mouthwatering, you just can't help but take a taste... and another... and another. It seems that no one is around, so you take refuge in the house. Huh. It seems to be pretty warm in there. What was in that gingerbread?

4. Snow White: A bitter cold sends a chill up a lost soul's spine as they search for a haven to stay for the night. Unfortunately, no comfort comes without a price, and perhaps some sort of pay of services would be the perfect method to clear your debt. One of you shall play the lost soul to be taken in, while the other shall be the host. Perhaps you are kind to take the person in and accept the physical favors modestly, or maybe you have a darker side to you and are hellbent on exposing them to your heart's content for putting you through the trouble.

5. Goldilocks: The story of the rudest trespassing in fantasy history. One of you shall play a stranger, who wanders into a house placed curiously at the center of the forest you are exploring. You seem to neglect what your mother taught you about manners and go inside. There's even dinner resting on the table for you to eat! But you knew something tasted odd, and it's not long until you find yourself squirming in your seat. Suddenly, you can't take it anymore and rush toward the bedroom to relieve yourself, hopefully quickly. Sadly, the person playing opposite of you discovers you, and they're not too happy. But that doesn't lessen their intrigue at how they find you in their bed.

6. Pied Piper: This flute isn't about to be used to draw away vermin. One of you is skilled with the instrument, strangely able to compose the most beautiful melodies. However, you are unaware of it's power. The other player shall find out well about the effects of the flute, its tunes instantly drawing them to feel heated and to seek out the one responsible for the music. And trust me when I say, they're not about to offer a simple 'bravo' on your music. They are under your spell, yours to control as you wish.

7. Rapunzel: Locked in a tower all your life? Poor you. But perhaps a wanderer happens upon the tower. You've only known one other human being your who existence -- of course you're going to let them in. So you lower your rope (or hair, whichever you deem appropriate) and let them in, and blessed be, you feel like it is love at first sight. You shall finally be able to escape, and maybe this someone can offer you new happiness.

8. Sleeping Beauty: It took only one prick from a needle or a bad word from a jealous rival. Now you're sleeping a long and dreamless sleep, cursed to never see the light of the day again. Don't despair, though! It is said that love from a brave hero is enough to bring you back to the waking world. And no, just a kiss won't be enough. They must go all the way before you're awake and ready to give them your heart along with your body.

9. Fisherman and His Wife: You've been working all night and all day, but nothing is enough to satisfy the love of your life. There is just one hope left - something powerful has recently granted you the power to fulfill any wish, no matter how impossible. Now you can finally satisfy the one you devoted yourself to. Let's just hope that they won't be asking for even more later, hm?

10. A Tale of Tales: Not all stories fall under the same pattern. Maybe you have your own story to tell, one that doesn't fit together with anything provided above. In that case, pick this option and choose whatever you want. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new great storyteller.

Love and lust are all very well and good, but this meme is for when that white-hot desire tips into something darker, an all-consuming fire that licks at your every thought, that clenches around your every breath. It may be one-sided or it may be reciprocal, you may be the object or the subject or both simultaneously, but at least one of you is obsessed.

You can think of nothing but them. Your world, your heart, your very existence revolves around them.

Subject

1. Innocent yearning - They are unreachable, untouchable, or perhaps you're merely too shy. You're resigned to the certainty that they will never be yours, but you'd still dedicate your life to make them happy. Little gifts, remembering their birthday, you'll be their best friend, their Cyrano, you'll be their shoulder to cry on or maybe you'll only ever watch them from across the office and make sure that one of the morning donuts always makes it anonymously to their desk before they're all eaten.
2. Win their heart - You're going to marry them. Sure, they don't know it yet. Sure, they don't even know you exist. But you've got a plan, and you're going to use every resource in your power to win their heart. No matter what it takes. Their happiness is all important, and the best way to ensure that is to make sure they know how worthy they are of being loved.
3. Stalker - They belong to you. They may not know it, they may even disagree, but they are yours. It's okay. You're content--at least for now--to watch them from afar. To deliver notes and gifts--threats, if they dare to object to your ideas of romance, if they dare to date anyone else--to oversee their safety and even to mastermind minor adjustments in their life to ensure that everything goes... according to plan.

Object

1. Innocent yearning - You have a secret admirer. Little gifts, love poems and notes, and they're always perfectly sweet, perfectly timed, and they always make your day. You're half in love with them already, whoever they are, this person who cares for your happiness above all else. If only you could figure out who it might be.
2. Win their heart - Out of nowhere, one of your friends--or perhaps an acquaintance you hardly noticed before now--has begun trying to court you. It's flattering, but also very intense. They seem convinced that you'll fold to their affections sooner or later, and... maybe. Why not? It's nice to have someone who thinks you're worth the whole world.
3. Stalker - You're being followed. Maybe you know this person--an ex?--maybe you don't. They know you, though, or they think they do. Worse, they think they have some claim upon you. They dog your steps, bother your friends and romantic partners, leave you haunting and unwelcome gifts.

Requited

A. The sun in my sky - Your everyday existence may be dull and drab, but you have one glittering prize in your life. Your love, your partner, your everything. You can get through the daily grind, through the indignities of your life, because you know you're coming home to them.
B. Forbidden - You're in love and it's requited, but that doesn't make them any more accessible to you. Wealth, class, or perhaps an inconvenient marriage is keeping the two of you apart. You'll have to conduct your affair in secret, with your obsession compelling you to take greater and greater risks, until you find a way to run away together -- or until you're caught.
C. Partners in Crime - What's more romantic than a crime spree? You're partners in crime, and what a thrill that is! It certainly spices up your love life. You trust them entirely, they're the other half of you, and they're every bit as wicked as you. It feels as though you're both untouchable, and surely you are. You'll never be caught. Neither of you will ever be hurt.
D. On the Run - You're young, you're in love, and you're free, but you know it can't last. You're on the run, and your stars are crossed. Sooner or later you're going to come to a bad end, but until then you've got this hotel room, this night, this car and the open road. If anyone wants to separate you, they're going to have to catch you first.

Wildcards

Enchantment - A love spell can serve to create obsession where none existed before, and now you have a devoted slave, as long as the spell doesn't backfire.
An Unholy Bargain - You've sworn yourself to an angel, a devil, a cause, a country, a witch, a place, and they are the embodiment of that vow. You're sworn to them inescapably, and the terms of your bargain press you with the sweetest compulsion. It may not be real, but it's love, and it's undeniable.

Feel free to run with your own interpretations of the theme!

reincarnation au meme

Ah, reincarnation! The possibilities are as endless as the cycle of lives your characters have led. Perhaps they knew one another in a life before what you now call canon. Perhaps canon is a past life for one they're leading now. Perhaps they've lived many, many times, and are now on yet another iteration... in space.

The choice is yours! But if choosing is hard, here's some prompt ideas:

Relationship:

Family: Siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, parents, children... The bond of blood remains strong, from life to life.
Friends: The most chosen of families. Perhaps you swore once you'd be best friends for ever-- how true it is!
Enemies: You have been rivals for longer than perhaps even you know. Maybe someday there will be an end to this feud... or not.
Lovers: Soulmates-- or at least, romantic partners. Maybe one life was enough, or maybe you'll keep loving them 'til the end of time.
It's Complicated: Friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to....... Well. You've lived many lives. People change, and relationships do too.
Other: A vindictive deity making you live and live again? A helpful spirit supporting you through incarnations? Something else entirely?

Situation:

Found: You've found one another yet again, in another life. How easily does it go?
Memory: One of you remembers... But the other doesn't. Or neither of you remember, but feel the pull. Or there's a terrible memory, rising up and making you lose all sense of when you are.
Coping: It's not easy, having another life (or lives) rattle around in your brain. How do you deal?
Repeat: Something from your past life is happening again. Can you make it go differently this time? Do you want to?
Denial: No, no, no. Past lives are just something for fantasies and fairytales. So why is this person so insistent they aren't?
Marked: For all your soulmate tattoo/scars/words AU needs. There's a mark connecting you two-- has it remained the same across lives? Have you?
Outside: Your family member/friend/love/etc. has a past life. You weren't a part of it-- but they've found the people who were. How does that feel?
Other: There's so very many reincarnation AU ideas out there! Play them out!

As per usual, toplevel with your character/whatever info you want to include about your thoughts. Tag out! Have fun!

« MINE » meme
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In nature, animals can be territorial. This makes sense; it's a cutthroat world, and you have to keep what's yours just to survive. They keep a close watch on lands, food supplies, and even sometimes mates. Pet owners can tell you that this instinct doesn't just go away - try getting that chew toy from your poodle. But what about people? Aren't we just animals, too? But for us, possessiveness is not a good social trait to have. That's understandable. Nobody likes someone so hung up on owning things. Especially not owning their lovers, since you can't simply have another person like that.

Yet even the most benign, most monkish of souls have possessive streaks at some moments when it comes to the person they're sleeping with. It's only natural. Usually, it comes from jealousy. You like having what's yours (even if it's a cruel way to think about things, that's the reptile brain peeking through), and you'd want it to stay that way. That means you want to show up the competition and remind the object of your desires that you're the apple of their eye. Of course, possessiveness doesn't always come from jealousy. Some people are just very, very...how do we say it...protective of them and theirs. How can they help that they want to show that in intimate ways?

In relationships, possessiveness throughout isn't healthy; still, a little bit of it can be actually arousing, especially in the bedroom. Today, the hotel is awakening that side of characters: the part that wants to screw their partner mercilessly to show them that they are the ones to touch them, to love them, to fuck them.

But my character isn't the possessive type, you say? Really? Really? As we've mentioned before, even the most kindhearted types feel it every once and a while. This meme never mentioned that it had to be a HUGE show of possession. It can even be a playful attempt in order to get their partner going or try a new kink in bed. Or, you could say the "influences" made them do it.

After all, there's plenty of prompts here to influence you.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and preferences. You also may want to include if your character is more or less likely to be the possessive or jealous party, but please note that all characters have the potential to be that in this meme. Otherwise, you'd get a lot of passive pillow queen characters to be fawned over so be mindful of that.
- Reply to others!

PROMPTS

HOW

1. Induced Jealousy: Whether by taunting or misunderstanding, one partner is jealous and wants to make sure their lover knows that they're the worthy - and only - one.
2. Insecurity: There's no outside source here, only self-worth issues that cause a need for possession.
3. Pushed by the Other: "Man up!" "Show me you want me!" "Grow a pair!" You can only take so much.
4. Making up for Losses: You can't be together outside the bedroom, so you have to make up for it here and you want the bed to be your domain.
5. Rivalry: People of a certain age will remember a certain song about rivalries. The boy/girl is yours.
6. Necessity: You live in a society where you must show a certain amount of possessiveness over your lover.
7. Nature: Breeding and mating urges, oh my!
8. In the Mood: No particular reason, you woke up feeling like a lion in their terrain.
9. Hate You...but Don't Want Anyone Else to Have You: What it says on the tin.
10. Virginity: You want to claim what no one else has, and that will be you and you only.
11. Playfulness: All this is simply fun between the two of you.
12. Cruelty: You want to humiliate your partner by reminding them that you're the one in charge here.
13. WILDCARD.

HOW

1. Intense, desperate sex (not necessarily rough).
2. Rough sex.
3. Marking - either discreet or in places that could easily be seen.
4. Clothing (jewelry, lingerie, slutty clothing, and in some cases, collars and other trappings).
5. Reminding your partner that only you can bring them this much pleasure (overstimulation).
6. Public or semi-public sex.
7. Cheating, cuckholding, or netorare - essentially showing your lover that they may not be with you, but you're the one who gets them off.
8. Orgasm or pleasure denial.
9. Non-consensual.
10. Making them say who they belong to / dirty talk.
11. WILDCARD.

The Highly Inappropriate Sexual Tension Meme

Touches. Glances. Sides brushing, so close to each other. The moment is, most likely, quite, subdued, and calm. Or it could be loud and full of life, right in the middle of a vivacious party. Yet, no matter the case, your blood is pumping - no, nearly boiling with the passion bubbling between you and your companion.

Unfortunately, this sexual tension is completely and absolutely out of line. Whether it be the place, the time, your relationship with the person (be that literal relation or power difference, age difference, experience difference, and so on), your own lack of knowledge, or personal convictions, you should not act on any building desires.

But here's the thing about tension: it builds. It builds, and it builds, until...

Well, even subtlety can come to an inappropriate head.

HOW TO PLAY

This meme isn't for smut, though smut is allowed. What it is for is the delicious, anticipatory build up and the dances people can do to deny attraction. Foreplay, especially creative foreplay, is encouraged.
Comment with your character, canon, and preferences in the subject. In the comment body, be sure to mention if there are any squicks you have, scenarios you don't/do want to play out, and if you're okay with AUs or handwaved CR.
Reply to others.

sunrise, sunset.

this is a meme about sunrises and sunsets. no matter where your characters are, they're now watching a sunrise or a sunset together. make it as picturesque as you want.

that's it. that's the meme.

skinship.

skinship (noun)

~~1. (particularly Japan, South Korea) Bonding through physical (touch, skin-to-skin) contact; particularly between family members, relatives and loved ones.~~
2. Spending time together naked for social bonding.

No rules say you have to be doing the deed just to be naked with someone. Sometimes, there's a practical reason. Other times, you want to be in your birthday suit.

...or, realistically, you ended up nude together on accident. But hey, there's no way this experience won't bring you closer!

how to play
- you're naked.
- they're naked.
- don't make it weird, though!

☕THE CAFE MEME☕

The weather is getting cold and what's better for batting off that chill than a nice hot beverage in a place with comfy chairs and a barista who knows your favourite combo?

☕PROMPTS☕

1) Customer. You spent ages choosing your drink, lining up for it and now there are no more tables. Great. As a result, you have to look for somewhere to sit while balancing that tray laden with your drink of choice and tasty pastry in your hands. Looks like you've got no other choice than to ask that person with the spare seat at their table.

2) Barista. An employee of this fine establishment, if nothing else, knows how to brew coffee. We hope. Maybe you're the best barista in the world. Or maybe you barely know how the machine works and instead make up for it by coming up with hilarious names on people's paper cups. Either way, you work here and go through the daily grind.

3) Student. It's no secret that students congregate in droves towards coffee shops for a combination of free wifi and caffeine. Whether in a group or on your own, the laptops and papers are out in full force. Whether any work is actually getting done is another question.

4) Early Morning Rush. It's first thing and you're crabby. All you want is your coffee and you will kick, punch and claw your way for that cup of black gold. And it looks like you're not the only one feeling this way. Are you going to let that person stealthily cut in front of you?!

5) Not A Coffee Person. Maybe you just want to try coffee for the first time. Or you're a tea drinker who is rethinking their views on coffee. You're canvassing for opinions, and that can range from outright asking other customers to hovering over tables to monopolizing the barista for a good 5 minutes, holding up the line.

6) Coffee Date. Asking people out to a coffee is the easiest thing in the world. Or is it? Whether it's with a friend or something more romantic, a coffee date is a good opportunity to connect with people and talk about whatever comes to mind.

7) Late Nights. The evening sky is dark and there's hardly anybody left in the coffee shop. Closing time is not for a while yet, but a stillness has settled over everyone. It's that time of night where anything can happen.

8) Free For All. Or if all else fails, just make your own scenario!

THE CHOSEN ONE MEME

Congratulations! Your character is now The Chosen One™️.
Go have fun with your (new) destiny!

1 - PROPHESIED. The gods, the Powers That Be... someone said so.

2 - RUNS IN THE FAMILY. Like your father before you. And your father's father.

3 - SECRET LINEAGE. Guess you're the heir to the throne and can fly a dragon after all?

4 - ARTIFACT OF DESTINY. Because you pulled out the sword from the stone.

5 - RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. It was just a field trip! Oops, now you have powers.

6 - LAST OF YOUR KIND. There's just no one else to pass on the mantle to.

7 - SUBVERTED. Ha ha so you thought you were The Chosen One...

8 - DISILLUSIONED. Well damn, you really think you're The Chosen One.

9 - CREATED. You were made to be The Chosen One.

10 - WILDCARD. For everything else not on the list!

the TICKLE MEME.

As simple as could be: in a moment of privacy or perhaps in the middle of a crowd, you are the unsuspecting victim of a surprise tickle attack. What will you do?

Prompts:

Accidentally. You were just trying to get someone's attention, and a simple poke or prod got more of a reaction than you were expecting.
Playful. It's all in good fun, at least to start. You're just goofing around and whoever's on the receiving end doesn't mind or even enjoys it.
Tickle Fight. Someone threw out fighting words, and laughter's the way to settle things.
Revenge. The fighting option, but way more one-sided. You're mad, and you know just how to make them regret it.
Lost Bet. One of you picked this as a forfeit and one of you is probably regretting it.
Interrogation. Maybe you're an actual 90's cartoon villain with a G-rated torture chamber, but more likely you're just trying to harmlessly annoy someone into fessing up.
This Better Not Awaken Anything. The obligatory smutty option, we know you're out there.
Wildcard. Mix and match, come up with something new, we're not your boss.

US AGAINST THE WORLD

Out of the frying pan and into the fire doesn't even begin to describe the kind of trouble you two are in. It seems like everyone in the known universe is out to get you both - most likely because the most of them are. Somehow, the pair of you have gotten thrown together in a dangerous situation and now you're on the run. Perhaps it's expected; after all, you did break the laws together, even if the laws were corrupt and you were doing what's right. Maybe one of you is an innocent and the other is trying to protect you, or one of you is wanted or an escapee and it's imperative to get to safety...no matter if there's a reward for the more materialistic of you two, because they didn't do it out of the kindness of their heart. In the end, it all leads to the potential for you to be captured or worse. There's no one you can trust besides this one other person. Needless to say, that's a lot of trust to be allotted to one person. That kind of closeness can bring out some new emotions, emotions that should be buried for the good of your survival, lest things get complicated. Unless, of course, you want to play at being a actual couple in order to avoid suspicion. You can keep your real feelings from seeping through, right? But that's only one option. Comment with your character, preferences, and sundry. Any information you'd like to mention, include. You may also want to say if you're all right with smut, etc. Comment to other threads!

a sexual exploration meme

because you're never too old to learn...

How you got to this point don't really matter. Maybe you're a total virgin with zero experience beneath your belt, or maybe you've been around the block a few times and you're looking to try something new. Regardless of your origin story, you're gonna learn today.

The opportunity to explore sexuality can happen for anyone at any time. In fact, some may say it gets better with age. Discovering new kinks twenty years into the game? Helping others learn to cherish their bodies? Say less!

Exploring can be awkward, or serious, or kinky, or strange. It can be embarrassing, or empowering, or though-provoking, or fun.

TL;DR:

Try new things. Figure yourself out. Learn. Experiment. Get weird. Get lucky. Love things. Hate things. Be better for it.
Top-level with your character along with some preference for them.
Comment to others and set the scene.
Don't forget the giant list of kinks to explore!

who...

virgin / there's a first time for everything.
expert / the master of your domain. when it comes to sex, you're the one to call.
casual / a few notches past a virgin, but still figuring things out.
shy guy / there are things you want to explore, but nerves won't allow it.
prideful / you can't get past your own mental blockages. no wonder you haven't come into your full sexual potential.
comfortable / unashamed, unapologetic.
kinkster / bring out the tiger balm.
curious / likely the one who kicks the whole thing off, let's be real.
wildcard

what...

accidental / today's episode of 'I Never Knew I Was Into That'.
intentional / you set a place, you set a time. tonight is sex night!
unleashed / with the right person, you're free to be your full self.
unsure / stumbling and tumbling, wanting to make sure this is right.
teasing / a pinch and a squeeze turned more.
sneaking / something about the threat of being caught makes it all that much more enticing.
physical / this fight wasn't supposed to be sexy, but...
fearful / you don't like how much you like this. does this make you some kind of pervert?
wildcard

where...

home / where else would this happen?
public / where no one can see, right?
kink club / if there was ever a place for it...
hidden / surely no one can see you behind this bush!
vehicle / for when you couldn't wait to get inside.
hotel / or a motel, or a holiday inn.
vacation / how relaxing.
camping / a night in the woods.
wildcard

Corrupted, Depraved, Addicted

There may be a part of all of us that is both drawn towards perfection and slightly unnerved by it. A straight line of items is appealing, yet we could feel more at ease if one thing was to the side just so. If things are already ruined, we don't have to worry about doing it ourselves. But, still, there exists at the core of a good deal of us some kind of primal urge that is very simple: destroy what's perfect. Make it flawed, like us.

This meme takes this dark and fairly insignificant desire and twists it to new extremes, combining it with that other age-old dichotomy of virgin/whore. Characters will want to corrupt another character, whether the latter is innocent or stoic and put together. They want to see them turned depraved, into a slut --- yet only addicted and loyal to them.

One concept that is different than other memes, however, is that the character doing the corrupting does not have to be flat out mustache-twirling evil. Anyone can want to be the corrupter, from the sweetest to the most rotten, because there are tons of varying interpretations of why they'd want to do it: as a kink, perhaps a mutual one with their lover, just to see if this so-called "perfect" person really is, out of genuine adoration, or even hoping. Of course, they could also just want to watch the world burn...and be mustache twirling evil.

RULES

This meme is going to play somewhat into sluttification kinks, so obviously there's a problematic element here. All aspects of that kink IE dirty talk, humiliation, sexy clothing, loving depravation, etc, are welcome, but how straight or how far you take it is up to you. Disclaimer that nobody here believes in this shit, it's all kink, so on so forth.
Comment with your character, preferences, and what role they're likely to play. I don't want to see this meme filled with pillow queening, though, so try to be flexible and proactive.
Reply to others.

WHY

For Love: You want to make them yours in every way possible, and they're all for it.
For Curiosity: Can you really corrupt someone?
For Teaching: They want to be more worldly. Things are taken far, far into the opposite direction.
For Their Own Good: It would be better for them if they were more open. Much more open.
For Fetish: You get off to this. Maybe they do, too?
For Spite: You want to ruin their life. Nothing more, nothing less.
For Benefit: More than a lover, you want a right hand man. A henchman. A Harley Quinn, if you will.
Because You Can: You just like to fuck with people, and what better way to do it than this?

DYSFUNCTIONAL

Fluff's boring. Overdone. Forget that, let's play ships that affect everyone involved for the worse, not better.

How to Play

- Comment with your character's name, canon, info, and any preferences you find relevant.
- Reply to others.
- Respect boundaries, even when the internet barbies aren't.

01. YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO HAVE TO HURT YOU TOO... The object of your love/lust is resisting your advances, so it's time to take what you want.
02. JEALOUSY. It's jealousy to the extreme. You're going to make damn sure your lover knows how you feel about them seeing other people.
03. INCEST IS BEST. You know it's wrong, all kinds of sinful, but you can't resist the draw. If characters aren't related, then they are now! Or at least it feels very close to incest anyway.
04. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET FAR. You love that person so much, you've made sure they can't get away - by physically tying them down or by some other emotional or mental means.
05. I'LL MAKE YOU HURT. You've set it up to make sure your lover catches you cheating or doing something else hurtful just for that reason. You want to make them suffer.
06. CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME. You're both taking sex to extremes.
07. BROKEN. Your lover has utterly broken you and you need them to know.
08. SECRECY. You're embarrassed by your lover, utterly embarrassed. If they weren't useful in some way (even if it's just in bed!), you wouldn't even be with them.
09. YOU'RE MY LAST CHOICE. You don't really love the person you're with, but they're all you could snatch up and it's no secret to either of you.
10. FORCED TOGETHER. You don' love each other, but you have no choice but to be together due to outside influences. Alternatively, you've been captured and are now being forced to make a sex video even if you don't want to.
11. WATCH HOW I DO IT. You were just forced to watch your lover have sex with someone else (willingly or not) or beaten and now you've got to deal with the aftermath.
12. IF YOU ONLY KNEW. You're not who your lover thinks or you've got a lot of deep dark secrets that, if they only knew, they'd hate you forever.
13. NOT WHO I WAS. Maybe your lover was replaced with a pod person or they're under brainwash or something, but you know they're not who they were.
14. LOVE POTION XXX. You couldn't resist it anymore. You needed your lover, so you've drugged them into loving and wanting you too.
15. THREATS. This person isn't with you willingly. They're only putting up with you because you've threatened them into doing so.
16. FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
17. NOT GOING TO SAVE YOU. Your lover is on the brink and you're just going to watch them fall. You don't care anymore.
18. HATE YOU. You need your lover to know how exactly much you hate them. You can't even touch them without your skin crawling.
19. BETRAYAL. You've betrayed your lover in some huge way and you don't care that they've found out.
20.YOUR CHOICE. choose or combine any of the choices on here or make up your own!

the end of the world meme

how are you spending your last days on earth?

What if I told you that the world was gonna end? And you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends? Would you take the first bus over to my house? Or would you take the last plane over the West Coast?

Mike Krol

So, the world's ending and nobody knows about it. That's cool. It could be an impending nuclear meltdown, or aliens, or a meteor on a collision course with Earth. You know this is coming, but everyone else in the world is blissfully ignorant. And why would you want to ruin their peace? It's better to let them be happy.

Besides, you can pack a lot of shit in a couple of days.

Better get started.

— comment with your character + prefs.
— live out your last day(s).
— optionally, thread out what happens next, if you want a neat apocalypse thread.

potential ways to spend your last day(s).

Last Love. Romance but make it sad.
Apologies. You can't leave this world without making your amends. Time to call up everyone you know and tell them you're sorry for that bad thing you once did seven years ago. You remember that thing?
Doomsayer. To hell with ignorant bliss. You're telling everyone just what the hell is going on here! Who cares if it starts mass chaos?
Bucket List. There's a lot you've wanted to do and you've only got so much time to do it all. Starting with...
Memories. You want to end things on a good note, so why not spend these last days making great memories? Or reminiscing with someone about old ones?
Sad Sack. You know, crying in bed is also a valid option. This is a natural reaction. Please don't feel ashamed. Do you need some tissues?
Doomsday Preppers. You're not sitting on your ass, no sir. When the end gets here, you want to be prepared. How many cases of water can fit in your basement? Let's find out.
Goodbyes. If you're not going to give out apologies, you can at least say your goodbyes to people. Making a phone call, turn up at their house unannounced, it doesn't matter. The world is ending!
Denial. Yeah, no, everything's fine. This is great. It's probably all a hoax, after all. You're not letting this bother you one bit. In fact, you're opening up a spreadsheet and getting back to work.
Panic. The most realistic response, if we're being honest. Sometimes, you need to lose your shit in a blind panic and you need others to calm you down. And that's okay.
Squad Up. You're building your dream apocalypse team. Let's see, you need someone who's good with guns, a computer nerd, a getaway driver...
Party Hard. Hello? Has Prince taught us nothing? If the world's going to end, you're sure as hell not seeing it all go down while sober.
Best Day Ever. Your last day is going to rock. You're going to make it great, and buy all your favorite foods, and watch all your favorite movies, and it's going to be awesome.
Lawless. Punch a cop! Kiss a grandma! Who cares! If the world is ending, there are no rules!
Wildcard. You're doomed! Have fun!

possible ends.

Zombies. A dropped vial in Brazil can set off an outbreak in Texas.
Aliens. They're taking over the planet, here to enslave humans or something. Or maybe they just want to be friends! Quick to judge much?
Supernatural. Demons? There are demons now?
Meteor. Maybe a big, strong, flying superhero could punch that thing back into outer space.
Nuclear. War? War never changes.
Biotech. Something about messing around with human lives never sat right with you. And look who was right all along!
AI. Looking at you, ChatGPT.
Toxins. Something got into the air that wasn't supposed to. Spooky, scary mutations imminent.
The Unknown. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Have we forgotten Bird Box already? Don't look. Or maybe it's the other way around? Blink and it gets you.
Nature. The trees are fighting back.
Biblical. Oh, ye of little faith...
Horrific. Something creepy, and twisted, and wrong. Something out of a horror novel.
Fluke. Nothing happens. Literally, nothing happens. Don't you hate when you get all riled up for nothing? Is it too late to take back all those last-day-on-Earth words?
Wildcard. However it ends, it's not going to be great.

CONNECTION AT FIRST SIGHT

This isn't love. Not really. Not yet (if ever). Still, what you feel for this person when your eyes meet theirs for that first moment that feels like a life but is only a second, that's...something. Attraction. Connection. Destiny.

ou didn't choose the magnetism that draws you to them, them to you. What you can control?

What happens next.

HOW TO PLAY

- Characters. Preferences. The usual.
- Your characters both realize that significant importance lies in their meeting. What nature of bond will it be? Does benefit or destruction—mutual or on a cosmic scale—end their path?
- This doesn't have to be a shipping meme! Platonic or even antagonistic "life partners" and intertwined fates are more than valid.

Smutty Scenarios

The Rules

1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn

1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular

1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public

1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore

1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay

1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys

1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail

1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.

1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

ʙᴏᴛʜ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ

Of all the places in this world, there's nowhere worse you could be than where you are now. You're in hell - metaphorically or literally - and laying down and just dying seems more and more like the valid action to take. But you can't go any lower and death could be a no escape. There's only one thing keeping you from being a jaded, broken husk: you've fallen in love with someone who shares this fate. It's a love so different than the norm, that only those who've known this desolation can fathom. Perhaps they give you hope, they're an innocent worth keeping safe, they showed you unexpected kindness, or they're simply something to cling to. No matter what, you'll protect them and you wouldn't dream of leaving this place without them. They will leave, though...

...even if you don't.

☣ ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴ．ＩＮＦＯ．ＰＲＥＦＥＲＥＮＣＥＳ．
☣ ＲＥＰＬＹＴＯＯＴＨＥＲＳ．
☣ ＴＨＲＥＡＤ.

ＣＡＰＴＵＲＥＤ → For a crime you committed or not, you're in a prison.
ＶＡＬＵＥ → Something about you is worth quite a deal to the wrong person.
ＳＣＩＥＮＴＩＦＩＣ → You're nothing but an experiment, a lab rat.
ＰＥＲＳＥＣＵＴＥＤ → Your mistreatment is not because of what you've done. It's for who you are.
ＦＲＥＡＫＳＨＯＷ → All of your oddities are on display for the amusement of others.
ＦＯＲＣＥ → You have to do horrible things, though not of your own will or design.
ＲＡＣＫ → There's not just isolation or imprisonment on your plate - there's physical torture as well.
ＢＲＩＭＳＴＯＮＥ → "Hell" is no hyperbole; you're in the fiery pit itself.
ＷＩＬＤＣＡＲＤ

the masquerade ball meme
Welcome to the masquerade ball, my dears. Tonight, we shall all put on our finest tailored suits and gowns and hide our identities behind a mask. Let the orchestra play its elegant music, and let us dance the night away in this sophisticated atmosphere. For tonight, we are all equals that mystery protects, and we can let loose and enjoy ourselves without fear of judgment.

♢ ROLE

HOST

Are you the reason everyone gathers at the ball? Why everyone wear beautiful clothes and masks to keep themselves a mystery? Don't forget to entertain and dance for yourself.

GUEST

Congratulations, you have been invited to the season's most anticipated ball! Your peers are now all around you, each wearing a different disguise and luxurious attire. The possibilities are endless, so go forth and have some fun.

WILDCARD

Do you have to serve the visitors like a servant? Are you a member of the ensemble performing tasteful classical music? A fun-loving intruder who sneaks in without permission? Or even a guard performing their duty as required. Whatever option you choose, you are already part of the mystery.

♢ LOCATION

CASTLE

Every piece of stone and wood is beautifully sculpted and fit for royalty.

TOWER

The climb is long, but the destination gives the most beautiful view in the world.

LAKESIDE MANSION AND GARDEN

If one needs to sneak out of the ball for whatever reason then here is your chance for something different.

WILDCARD

Wherever you decide to go, there will be a beautiful ball.

♦ HOW THIS WORKS

1: Tag in with your character/canon/preferences and, optionally, a situation.
2: Tag around.
3: Have fun.

The Marriage Proposal Meme

Ah, marriage proposals. Popping the question, as they call it. You're absolutely certain you want to spend the rest of your life with this special someone but how do you do it? There are so many ways! Let's see, there are the "classics" and the cute and nerdy ways, or the occasional halftime proposal at sporting events (or during the medal ceremonies). Sky's the limit!
You love this person, right? Then just go for it!

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Include if you want your character to propose, do the proposing, or both!
→ Congratulations, your character is either being proposed to or proposing.
→ Tag around. Please please tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with "methods" of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!

1 — The Classic. (Down on bended knee you go!)
2 — The Sneak-in-the-Food. (There's something in this cake...?)
3 — The Book. (Please, turn to page 12.)
4 — The Game. (The message's on the jumbotron or you're doin' it half-court style with thousands watching.)
5 — The Nonchalant. (Hey, uh, why don't we just get hitched? =/)
6 — The Arrangement. (This is an Arranged Marriage. That doesn't mean there can't be any sort of romance beforehand, right?)
7 — The Special Delivery. (You've been away but you must do this somehow.)
8 — The Interception. (They're promised to someone else but you're going to do it anyway.)
9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

THE DANCING MEME
young and sweet, only seventeen

There's so many reasons why people dance. For fun, for tradition, for community, for courting, for taunting your enemies. Maybe you're just friends, maybe you're having a father-daughter (or parent-child) dance, maybe you're dating or almost dating. Gen or shippy, either is fine, as long as you're dancing!

Post your preferences and maybe a starter, then tag around!

PROMPTS
ONE. Spontaneous Dancing
You're doing something else, maybe out somewhere, maybe seemingly alone in your apartment when you just feel the urge. The song you're listening to is really catchy or you just got good news. Does the other person get invited? Join in on their own accord? Just watch? Is it a flash mob? Whatever the reason, you’re dancing now!

TWO. A Celebration
It's a wedding! Or maybe a festival, holiday, school dance, or birthday party. Point is, it's an occasion. There's music and a dance floor and no reason why not to let loose! Be is fast paced to the dj, slow dance with a partner, or traditional dance, it's all part of the celebration.

THREE. A Gala
It's not just any kind of event, it's fancy. There's probably someone pretty rich throwing it, and you better be dressed up nice. Chances are you're just as likely to be here dancing for business just as much pleasure. Maybe you're even here to steal something, or make political connections, or fundraise for charity. But dancing is part of the deal so take your partner's hand and lead them out on the dancefloor!

FOUR. Masquerade
Much like the gala, it's fancy. Or it could be a Halloween party. Either way, everyone is wearing some kind of costume and mask. Who is this mysterious person you're dancing with? A stranger? Friend? Enemy? Frememy? A mystery. Or perhaps not a mystery, but you can pretend!

FIVE. Clubbing
It's a bar or club or hey, maybe a sock hop, and you're here to have fun. Drinks optional, music loud, dance floor crowded. Be it with friends or a date, you're going to dance tonight. Feel the beat of the tambourine.

SIX. Performance
Ballet recital, music video, talent show, traditional ceremony -- you’re not just dancing, you’re dancing for an audience. Everyone’s eyes are on you and your partner, so let’s hope you don’t get stage fright!

SEVEN. Wildcard.

THE SPACE OPERA (AU?) MEME

Space Opera refers to works set in a spacefaring civilization, usually set in the far future or A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away.... Technology is ubiquitous and secondary to the story. Space opera has an epic character to it: the universe is big, there are usually many sprawling civilizations and empires, there are political conflicts and intrigue.

- TV Tropes

PROMPTS

1. Slice of Spacefaring Life
It's life, but on a spaceship! An interstellar journey could take hundreds of years, so you have some time to relax and take it easy. Do a little aeroponic gardening, enjoy stargazing from the bar, or immerse yourself in studying the latest nebula you're passing through.

2. R&R
After being cooped up for days, weeks, or years, you and the crew are finally sliding into the nearest space station, colony, or commercial hub for a little break. Enjoy shopping, restaurants, and resorts!

3. Space Piracy
You're a bit of a rogue, but you like the independent life cruising among the stars and taking whatever you can find. It's only a crime if you get caught, right?

4. Space Military
Perhaps you're on the opposite end of the spectrum, and you prefer tight-laced uniforms and adherence to regulation. Enjoy political intrigue, internal and external strife, morally dubious empire building, and mecha battles!

5. Sleeper Ship
You're on a very long journey, so long that most if not all of the crew have been put on ice for the trip. Whether by accident or design, you're awake - is anyone else up?

6. Emergency!
Something has gone wrong! Your colony is under attack, or maybe the hull of your ship has been blown out by a passing asteroid. Can you repair the warp drive in time?!

7. Arrival
At long last, solid ground! Get out there, it's a brand new (or new to you) planet or colony to explore! Maybe even a new species to meet or civilization to study. You're not wearing a red shirt, are you?

8. Intergalactic Bar
Your standard hive of scum and villainy.

9. Space Brothel
What it says on the tin. Get your xeno on!

10. Wildcard
Anything goes!

Unconventional Couple

Saying: If it fits, it ships.

The Challenge: Respond to everyone who tags you, no matter how unexpected, crazy, or mismatched the characters are. Play a ship.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one-sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully, you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Appreciation - show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
7. Cuddling - nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
8. Vacation - you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
9. Family - you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
10. Acceptance - someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
11. Surprise - you've planned a surprise! What is it?
12. Date - first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
13. Reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
14. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Sexy
1. Rough - you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. Toys - you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. Bondage - more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
4. Make up - make up sex is the best sex.
5. Public - you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
6. Interrupted - oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
7. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

THE AMNESIA MEME

Ah, amnesia. The old standby for soap operas, it usually involves a good knock on the head and a complete loss of memory. Ever wanted to do that to your character? Well, now's your chance.

1. Comment with your characters!
2. Others comment. Optionally, go to RNG and roll the scenario. (As to who gets knocked on the head, well, that's up to you!)
3. ???
4. PROFIT.

1. HEAD-ON COLLISION - ...whoops. It was an honest mistake, really! You didn't see that car/tree/post/person/whatever coming, but now you're stumbling out of the wreckage sans memory. Better ask for help.

2. WAIT, WHO ARE YOU? - Okay, so a while ago, you got into...something that caused you to lose your memory. Fortunately, you managed to get by and create a new identity for yourself. Unfortunately, someone new has just entered your life. Or should I say, someone who's a little too familiar...

3. RINSE AND REPEAT - Sigh. Really, this is just so inconvenient. You wake up everyday with no memory of who you are, and have to figure it out over the course of the day, only to fall asleep and have to do it all over again the next day. Good thing someone's there to help you out, right? And what's with all those post-its and notes?

4. THIS ROOM'S TOO WHITE - Welcome to the hospital. You've got an "Unknown" tag on your wrist, a healthy diet of bland hospital food, a steady trickle of doctors coming in to check up on you, and a TV, and nothing else. Looks like someone's coming to help you today, though! Here's to hoping they knew you before you lost your memory.

5. I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT?! - Oh, crap. There's something only you can do right now--that is, the you who didn't lose your memory, anyway. Better figure out a way out of this mess and how to control your strange abilities before it's too late.

6. FIGHTING FOR THE WRONG SIDE - Uh, oh. Looks like your enemies decided to take advantage of your confused state and convinced you that you're on their side. Here's to hoping your allies can get you back to yourself before you cause some serious damage.

7. JUST TOO TRAUMATIC - You just saw something that's so traumatic you lost your memory because of it. Unfortunately, right now, you have to remember it, or else something really bad happens. Hope you don't regret remembering this!

8. I DON'T WANT THIS - You've been living a peaceful, ordinary life, for a while. And you'd rather it stay that way, because you're not sure if you'd want to remember what went before. Unfortunately, something's coming, and the key to stopping it lies in your memories.

9. NO SUCH THING - Maybe you were a wizard, or a werewolf, or an angel, or a demon, or something else entirely before, or maybe you just knew about the masquerade. Sadly, you've been knocked on the head and now believe yourself to be a perfectly ordinary person. Magic? That doesn't exist, right? Anything can be explained with science, after all! Right?

10. I'M WHO?! - And who the hell are you? Basically, this is the wild card option! Combine one of the above or make up a new one or whatever you want! Go wild!

LAST KISS

Forget about first kisses. Pssssh. Overrated. Screw 'em. Today, we're doing only kisses. An act this good requires no repeat performance.

how to play

- Gimme them characters and the preferences that go with.
- Tag. Get tagged. Then get to smoochin'. And you better make it count. Remember, this is the only kiss you share.
- Why? IDK. Reasons. You're tangled in a forbidden love. You only meet once. One of you is dying. It's the end of the world as we know it. Vampires. Aliens. Loch Ness monster. It was a prank. You had to wake a sleeping princess. Throw those tropes in a blender, get something in return. It may not be a good something, but it's something.

the ALMOST SEX meme

The lights are low. Odds are good you're in a horizontal position. Come to think of it, you've lapsed into a rhythm between making out and not quite going all the way. This is easy, low-pressure, and there are no real parameters - above the clothes or not. Sound good? Maybe you're young and want to try but not commit to anything too carnal. Similarly, you could want to explore somebody's, well, body because they're so different than you. There's also the possibility that you want to make them happy or see how they react to feeling beyond great. Could it be that you're a tease, even?

Or you could just be bored. They can serve as good entertainment, for now!

Comment with your character, info, preferences (gender, age-appropriate characters only, etc), and hard limits (no smut, fade to black, graphic smut a-okay, etc.).
Reply to others.
Thread.

Smut More, With Feeling

Smut is great. And, to go hand in hand, kink is good. Angst is good, romance is good, sexy sexy sexy is grand, the whole nine yards. Some days, though, you just want to play adorable smut - where "cute" wins out over smoldering sexiness - and nothing else will scratch the itch. Whether it be a first time, canoodling between lovers, an awkward rendezvous, friends to more, someone learning the ropes, an attempt at showing true feelings, amusing "messing around," or anything your mind can come up with, the only rule is that things must be absolutely cute...at face value or in a twisted way.

Character, preferences, etc. You can also mention if you want to actually write the smut or if you'd rather FTB.
Reply and thread, my lovelies!

Growing Feelings: You're not in love yet, but the beginnings are there and this intimacy only makes it stronger.

Moment of Weakness: The walls are down, for just a fleeting time, and you're taking solace in each other.

Platonic: You love each other platonically - as friends, teammates, or other allies - yet you show it in an unconventional way.

Actual Love: There's genuine, 100% love and relative devotion here manifested in flesh on flesh.

Manipulation: You simply want them to think that you love them, and what better way than to act all gentle and kind in bed?

To Win Them Over: Love is what they want, so it's what they'll get if it gets you on their good side.

Thirsty for Your Touch: You've wanted them so badly, you can't help but be reverent.

Foreplay: Foreplay is often skimmed over, but it can be better than the main course. Savor it...kiss those parts you usually simply thrust into.

Desperate: The sex is a little rougher than this meme calls for, though it comes from a place of love. You're so desperate for them, so in love, that you cannot control yourself.

Take It Slow: One party isn't so sure about this, so you're being gentle and keeping things easy.

Injured/Ill: You can't be rough today. Doctor's orders!

Rescue Sex: You saved them, now let them save you.

Childhood Love Matured: You cared for each other as children; now you'll show your affection in ways children cannot.

Ego Boost You want them to know they're the best, even if they don't feel like it. You have eyes only for them.

Focus All on You: It's time for a treat, and you want to be all give and no take.

Parting: You're leaving - for a long time or a short while - and you two want to spend a last time together.

Return: Finally, you and your lover are back together. Show each other how you missed this.

Making Up: Fighting is usually no fun, but making up afterwards? That is.

Teaching: Your lessons come with love; just because you're more experienced doesn't mean you look down on them.

Gratitude: They really appreciate what you've done for them. Really, really

Not Like Them: One of you has had bad experiences in the past, and the other wants to show them that they're not at all like the rest.

Old Couple: You've been together for a long time and you know what you like.

First Time: In contrast, this is your first time together (or first time, full stop period the end), so you're trying to figure things out.

After Confession: The confession of feelings can give a whole new rush to being together.

You Mean So Much to Me: Words can't describe how you feel about them. Maybe actions can?

Rose Petals and Al Green: Because some people do like that kind of stuff, you know.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN

THE DRAGON RIDER AU MEME

Do you have the heart to tame a dragon, and to make it your soul-bonded companion? Or - from the other side - will you tolerate a human giving you commands? Now is your chance to find out! Transport yourself to a world where dragons and people live side-by-side, closely bound by their duty to protect one another and their cities and villages from the threats beyond. Some bonds, be they between humans or dragons, are stronger than others...

PROMPTS

1. Hatching
Perhaps you met your dragon companion at its birth, knowing it from the moment of its very first breaths. How will you train your dragon, and what do you think of your fellow dragon-keepers?

2. Taming
Of course, you could always go the challenging route, and catch and tame your dragon in the wild. Many would-be riders make the attempt, but few come back in one piece. Some even say it is the dragon who chooses you.

3. Telepathic Bond
Dragons and their riders might communicate with one another via a telepathic bond, sharing each other's thoughts, memories, and emotions. Sometimes, the riders of two closely bonded dragons will be able to do the same.

4. Training
It's important to keep you and your companion in tip-top condition, from flight training to battle drills. Of course, this includes making sure your dragon's claws and scales are clean and in good shape.

5. Battle Flight
This is it, the moment you've been training for. You're fighting monsters, hungry parasites that fall from the sky, or perhaps even other dragons. Will the bond between rider and dragon be strong enough to endure?

6. Injury
You or your dragon companion are injured. How can you stay calm when it feels as if a part of you is suffering?

7. Mating Season
Hey, dragons are wild animals. It happens. Of course, bonded are you are, sometimes dragon friskiness bleeds over...

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!

THE TOXIC MEME

When things aren't sunshine and rainbows, sometimes they can be a little toxic... or lot toxic, depending on who you ask.

Everyone says you deserve someone better, someone who treats you right, but there's just something about this person that keeps drawing you in. Whether it's the way they tell you that you're the only one for them, or the way they hide your keys so you can't escape, there's always one reason or another that you find it impossible to leave.

Comment with your character and preferences.
Reply to people you're interested in playing with
Decide on a scenario.
Get toxic.

stalking - No matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone, you always feel a presence over your shoulder... Was that a knock at the door? At this hour?

fight - Verbal, emotional, physical. No holds barred.

apology - The kind of sorry that places the blame on you. You know the one. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but...

make up - They already said they're sorry. What more will it take?

gaslight - What are you talking about? They never said those things! You must have dreamt it.

insecurities - Remember that thing that you feel awful and insecure about? They sure do, and they're here to remind you of it.

silence - They're giving you the silent treatment, and you'd do just about anything to end back up in their good graces.

possessive - They need to know where you are at all times. No one else can be near you.

trapped - You can't leave. They've locked the doors and thrown away the key. Of course, it's just because they love you so much that they can't stand to let you out of their sight.

gatekeep - Why don't I do that for you? The less you do, the better. You wouldn't understand, anyhow.

lies - Secrets, lies, things they aren't telling you. You're bound to find out one way or another.

bad guy - They're always making you the bad guy. You don't want to be the bad guy, but somehow you're always thrust into this roll.

lovebomb - When it's good, it's great. They shower you with compliments, gifts, hugs, kisses. Almost makes you forget the bad times.

know your place - In case you needed reminding of how little you are to them, allow them to make it clear. You are nothing. They are everything.

eggshells - Tip-toeing around an issue because you know it'll lead to a fight.

torture - You've pushed them to the edge and now you have to see that they mean business.

kicked out - After one too many spats, they've come to realize that they don't need you. Get out. Get out, now.

hate sex - It had to be here. Somewhere between the yelling and the throwing, their had to be a moment for a sloppy make-out. They just get you so heated.

shouting match - Whoever's the loudest is the winner.

wildcard

the n e w neighbors meme

What's all that bumping and stomping coming from next door?! This is supposed to be a nice high-rise in a good part of town!

-Post with your character.
-You're a resident at a nice high-rise apartment in the big city.
(You might have lived there a long time or just moved in yourself - up to you. Maybe mention what activity you're in the middle of doing at home when the racket starts up?)
-People who reply are noisily moving in to the apartment next door.
-Thread out your arguments, offers to help, and new-neighbor meet-and-greets!

THE CONTRIVED SMUT MEME

In the world of smut, sometimes things take a little nudge to get where they need to go. But in some cases, the set-up to the scenario is so ridiculous, you have to poke fun at it. That's what this meme is all about! Sexual scenarios that would never, not in a million years, happen in real-life, but... they're still fun to play out.

Suspend your disbelief for this meme, since we're running the gamut from getting stuck in washing machines to mistaking a real person for a sex doll. Characters in these memes can be self-aware as to how unreal things are, or they could play things straight and live in a world where having sex with a waiter in order to pay your bill is completely natural.

Additionally, while these plots are fun in fiction, they would absolutely constitute harassment in real-life. IRL doctors, please don't bang your clients to lower their medical bills.

TL;DR: It's a collection of porn plots!

🍋HOW TO PLAY

1. Drop a top-level with some prefs!

2. Tag around and get into it, yuh!

3. Be merry!

[smutty] scenarios

doctor's office It's time for your annual check-up. What's this? Looks like you're in need of a more thorough examination.

stuckage You're stuck under a bed, or in a washing machine, or in a pipe, or halfway through a window. It's embarrassing! It'd be such a shame if someone found you like this...

accidental cross-dressing You just wanted to try on this suit/dress, and now it won't come off! Will shenanigans ensue?!

there was one only bed Oh no! How could a mistake like this occur?!

impromptu model Being approached by someone on the street who says you'd make a great model for them, and promptly invites you back to their studio.

nudist beach Stumbling upon nudist beach!

the cam star next door Your favorite porn star just happens to be your neighbor? And you had no idea? What are the odds?

massage parlor Going in for an average, run-of-the-mill back massage after a long day at work only to end up boning the sexy masseuse.

camping And there was only one... tent? And you have to snuggle for warmth.

walked in on Just as you're taking care of business, the object of your fantasies walks in.

retreat You booked this vacation to get some relaxation in. Why didn't anyone tell you that this was a sexy, kinky summer retreat?

hitch-hiking See someone sexy on the side of the road? Why not offer them a ride. Surely, this ends in boning in the backseat. Why wouldn't this end with boning in the backseat?

long car ride It's a long way to Brooklyn and there aren't enough seats in this car. Looks like somebody is going to have to sit on someone's lap...

punishment You've been court-ordered to have sex in order to pay your debt to society. Get to it!

masquerade The anonymous masquerade sex party where you don't know who you're getting it on with.

wildcard Whatever cheesy sexual trope you want to see come to fruition.

[smutty] transactions

librarian Well, if using my body to pay off that overdue library fee is the only way...

pizza I left my wallet in my other pants! How am I supposed to pay for this pizza now?

speeding ticket Officer, I swear that stop sign wasn't there a second ago! How can we can we make this ticket go away?

taxi ride I really need to get where I'm going, but I left all my cash back home. Surely we can work something out?

debt I'll get your money, I promise! I just need a little more time. What can I offer in the meantime?

prison guard Whatever can I do to lessen my sentence, sir?

the diner Just because you left your wallet at home doesn't mean you can't find a way to pay for this meal.

in the classroom Your teacher/professor would like to discuss your grades. What can you do to turn that C- into an A+?

general favor You owe someone a favor, and the best way to return it is through sex. That's normal, right?

wildcard Whatever transaction sounds good to you.

[smutty] magic

portal to pleasure One character has a magical portal that allows them access to another character's lower regions at will.

the sex doll You were getting it in with your favorite sex toy just a moment ago. You didn't even notice when your toy went and turned into a person!

psychic link Due to some mind meld magic, you're in their head, and they're in yours.

monster in me Heat, or rut, or some other kind of internal monster/animal element is making you bang.

alien You can't expect creatures from other planets to have the same customs that we do! On some worlds, having sex is how you say hello.

handcuffed You've been handcuffed together! The only way to make them disappear is to bang one out... which might be difficult due to the aforementioned handcuffs.

changes With your magic, you can make your partner look and act however you'd like.

healing magic Just a step below sexual healing; the side effect of healing magic is that the sensation of getting fixed-up is incredibly arousing.

magical, insatiable lust If it moves, you want to bang it.

deus sex machina The only way to fix your issue, whatever it may be, is to have sex. Only the magical healing power of a good screw can save you!

tentacles They're slippy and they're slimy and they know just what they want.

magic stick With this wand, you have the power!

wildcard Whatever magical sexual plot you'd like to bring to life!

THE DUB-CON MEME

* Note that prompts in this meme will contain triggers. Proceed with caution.

HOW TO PLAY: - Post with your character and any preferences/hard limits/dislikes either in the comment or the subject heading. - Hit up other people's threads. Use RNG if you're stuck for choices. - Doesn't matter who's the tagger and who's the tagged -- pick any side of a prompt that you'd like!

PROMPTS:

1) TOLD TO. You've been ordered to be with this person. Is it orders, from your boss? Your commander? Your king? Some faceless voice on the other side of that creepy security camera? Did the other person order you, or are they a victim too?

2) LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH. The species needs to be repopulated. So you better get to it, whether it's a match arranged by the government or just the two of you out in the middle of nowhere.

3) ARRANGED MARRIAGE. Congratulations, you're married to someone you've never met! It's probably a good political or social match. Now go in a room and make us some babies!

4) SEX POLLEN. You've been infected! Or contaminated. You're ragingly horny, and the only way you can survive is to let off some of that pressure. Hopefully inside someone else.

5) RITUAL. It's a religious rite, for fertility. Or maybe aliens made you do it.

6) REWARDS. Sex, and then you'll get what you want, whether you're a prostitute looking for cash, or a prisoner who just wants to unlock that door or disarm these beeping collars/anklets/what-have-you.

7) OWNED. You've been bought at a market, and now you're a slave for someone you don't even know. And looks like they'll make some demands on your body...

8) INEQUALITY. Perhaps one of you is very high standing, and the other is low. Or one of you is old, and the other young. Maybe a teacher-student relationship, or a director-actress.

9) DEADLY ROMANCE. You wish you could have this romance; you love this person, but you can't be together. You know that this romance will kill you, or ruin you, or have you banished, and so you have to say no. Too bad they're not listening.

10) WILD CARD. For whatever scenario you'd like to play!

the self-indulgent hurt/comfort shipping kink* masterpost meme

* "kink" here being used very loosely and not necessarily involving sex

In order to avoid long extrapolation, I'll say one thing: I've noticed that people like what I call "h/c shipping kink." Kink may not be the right word - sex need not be involved - but essentially, crappy things happen to our characters in their crapsack worlds in canon all the time. Sometimes, we like to see them happy. Or relatively happier. And less evil and more adjusted, for those of us who play those types. It's all very self-indulgent.

And, as you can tell from my username, I'm going to be compiling memes that have, for some reason, got micromanaged into ridiculous niches when they should all be under one umbrella. This first project is to wrangle up all the "caretaking" themed shipping memes. Basically, one character cares for the other, be it physically, emotionally, or otherwise. There is also shipping.

The end goal is to weed down redundant memes and, maybe, make this an all-purpose post!

HOW TO PLAY

You know the protocol.
Comment with your characters and preferences. Also, be sure to include whether your character would be the caretaker, the cared for, or if you can play either.
Reply to others.

PROMPTS

Physically Hurt: The traditional h/c scenario. Your partner is hurt, and you break out the bandages to patch them up and give them a shoulder to lean on. May also come with the Florence Nightingale effect, where the "patient" falls in love with the "nurse" thanks to their care.
Emotionally Hurt: You can't put bandages on wounded egos and souls, but you can try your best.
Illness: You're with someone who's sick - maybe even with a long-term, chronic, or mortal illness.
Trauma: Like emotional hurt, this is not an easy cure, and it's even deeper. There will also be blowback on the one trying to care for their traumatized loved one.
Mortality: You're struggling with the fact that one partner may die sooner than the other because of lifestyle or species reasons.
The One Left Behind: One side of the ship is the person left at home to wait and worry.
Triumphant Return: They're finally back and in one piece! Celebrate in the way you two deem best.
Changed by Your Love: You're finding yourself a better person now that you're with them.
Pulled from Depression: You saw no reason to live before you met them.
Physical Protector/Bodyguard: It started out as protection. It became more.
Pure/Impure: You two have varying alignments and varying experiences. Does this affect your relationship?
Remember: Or actually, you can't. You've lost everything about your identity, including your past memories. Needless to say, you may cling to the one person who's helping you. You also may not want to remember your old life.
In a Bad Situation: You're in a dangerous scenario - being hunted, prisoners, bruised and beaten and brought to a strange place - and all you have to rely on is each other. You've been thrown into the fire together and you have to survive.
Inexperienced: Whether it be in romance, sex, or the world in general, one part of the pairing is teaching the other part the ropes. This can encompass so-called "innocence kinks" or age differences.
I Thought I Lost You: Their injuries were so substantial that you thought they were done for. Now, you have to deal with your own emotional
Gentle, Loving Smut: AKA sexual healing and all gentle smut memes or memes that focus on emotional attachment.
Bad Sexual Experience: Similar to the above option, but including sexual baggage that one partner must prove does not always apply.
Trust Issues: One of you has a hard time trusting the other. There may be jealousy involved here.
Unexpected Caretaker: You'd think the sweet one would take care of the dour one, but it's the opposite way around. This is the "surly badasses take care of the one they love" option.
Unwillingly Cared For: You don't need to be coddled. They should leave you alone!
Hurt by You: You have to pick up the pieces of what you've done, thanks to an argument or your temper.
Draining: Caring for them is damaging you and your relationship with them.
Mutually Beneficial: There's not one set "caretaker." You both look out for each other.

THE DARK ROMANCE MEME

Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!

01. [Foe yay] Whether you've been mortal enemies for a lifetime or just recently became arch-nemesis, the point is that, for all intents and purposes, you hate each other. Or at least that's how it's supposed to go, though just might be something else there.

02. [Kiss with a fist] What it says on the label. You're in an abusive relationship, mutual or not, and somehow you just can't seem to get away from it. Nothing says "I love you" like a good slap across the cheek... right?

03. [Drugs are bad] Maybe you're in a co-dependent relationship, maybe you're trying to get your partner to quit-- or maybe you're trying to drag them further down the addiction pit! As long as you need each other, all is well.

04. [Stalker with a crush] You are completely obsessed with someone, and all you want is to protect them and have a little bit of attention. Best course of action? Follow them until they love you-- you are their biggest fan, after all!

05. [All your love is revenge] You have the biggest grudge on your ex, and the best way to get back at them is to hook up with a very close friend of theirs! Healthy relationships and happy endings all around-- except not really.

06. [Stockholm Syndrome] You're held captive against your will, but instead of hating your captor, you may find yourself attracted to them. Did you take a Pet the Dog moment too seriously, or are they really not all that bad after all?

07. [Mind Rape] You are inflicting the worst possible kind of non-physical pain on your beloved, with memories and visions or whatever else. You want them to be rendered completely powerless and numb, just like a broken puppet. And then they'll be all yours.

08. [Love makes you evil] You could be unleashing a psychotic criminal back into society or breaking the laws of the universe to bring back a deceased one-- nothing really matters. Being with your One True Love comes first, so screw the world!

09. [Love you to death] Yes, you're willing to kill anyone that gets in the way of your relationship, including the very object of your affections. Because if your beloved's heart can't be yours, then you will take it by force-- even if it means literally.

10. [Death by love] the other side of the spectrum; you actually want to die, but only by the hands of your One True Love-- who may or may not be willing to do it. What better way to forge an eternal bond between the two of you, right?

11. [Mad love] Unrequited love sucks, but you're still willing to do absolutely anything for your love interest, no matter how often (and sometimes violently) turn you down! But will they use these powers for the good of all or...?

12. [Made a slave] Put on display and bought in a market, you now have a master to serve and cater to every need. But who knows, they might treat you with some semblance of respect, or show some-- what was it called again-- compassion! If you're lucky.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

13. [Bathe her and bring her to me] You are trapped and about to face off with the perpetrator-- but first, a bath would do you good! This might as well further serve their sordid purposes, perhaps by watching you clean up or helping you out themselves...

14. [Sadistic choice] Here's the deal: either relinquish your virtues or watch a fate worse than death befall the person who is dearest to you. Basically, screw or get screwed-- it sounds like a perfectly reasonable offer, doesn't it?

15. [Out with a bang] Maybe you do it for the fun of it, or maybe you just want to lower their defenses-- point is, the minute you're finished, so is the life of your sex buddy. But you're not going to tell them that, of course-- they wouldn't really enjoy the ride.

ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED

Marriage is a big decision, isn't it? You think over it. You consider the right person. After all, you don't just jump into this commitment. And nobody enters a marriage by accident.

...right?

RULES
○ Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
○ Tag around.
○ Can you hear the wedding bells?

PROMPTS
1. Drunk Disaster → Ugh, what was in that drink? How'd you sign the right papers?
2. Dare Gone to Far → They said you never would, but you DID. You had to win this bet.
3. False Pretenses → Maybe to make someone angry, maybe to protect yourself, you need to get married. But does your partner know the whole story?
4. Monster Marriage → Summon a demon? Bet you didn't know that means you're their husband/wife now. No take-backsies. Accidentally get bonded with a werewolf/dragon/orc/monster/whatever? Oops, you're married by law in their culture.
5. Fake Dating? Fake Wedding! → You thought this was part of a play or a simple game. Turns out those were real vows you just said.
6. Spoils of War → Your side lost; now, you must pay the price.
7. Culture Shock → Cultures (on this planet and others) can be difficult to navigate. Did you say yes to a second helping of dessert or accidentally acquire a bride?
8. Happy for Now → Huh. Turns out, things worked out after all. You two make a pretty good team, if not a couple.
9. WILDCARD

the monster meme

Darkness falls across the land; the midnight hour is close at hand...

And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Michael Jackson's Thriller

Who doesn't love a good monster?

How you go about this meme is entirely up to you. Your character can go full on beast mode, or we can see a vampire who looks as normal as you or me. Looks can be whatever, so don't feel as if you have to follow the classic tropes [unless you want to]! Mix-and-match prompts, roll the dice, create a totally new monsterized version of your character, and live your best October life.

— comment with your character + prefs + what kind of monster you'd like to see your character turn into.
—cause chaos.

Whenever...

the full moon rises,

the clock strikes midnight,

that time of the month begins,

you lose control of your emotions,

you see someone in danger,

you want it to happen,

you find yourself acting selfishly,

some trigger that you decide comes to fruition,

you turn into a(n)...

werewolf, complete with shedding fur and pack dynamics, if that's your thing.

vampire, which makes looking in the mirror to get ready for the day impossible.

kelpie, a fan favorite for all the former horse girls out there.

ghost, and it this new social media trend of being 'ghosted' has got nothing on the real thing.

merperson, and you're really tired of hearing fish puns.

fae, with Tinkerbell representing your entire species.

alien, or something equally out of this world.

dryad, and everyone loves a cool, nature-based creature!

naga, and, no, snake-charming will not work on you.

angel, with a halo that stays on mostly straight.

kraken, which isn't the death sentence it used to be given how many people love their tentacle creatures.

arachne, which is it's own kind of nightmare for those who fear spiders.

demon, and you don't spend as much time hanging around on strangers' shoulders as people think.

a different creature, and that only makes life harder for you.

This has been the case ever since...

you were a child.

you turned eighteen.

you disobeyed that one golden rule.

you were bitten by that creature.

you were cursed.

today. Ever since today. This is some new shit.

you were killed and brought back to life in this new form.

this was foretold in a vision.

you have no idea; this just sort of happened.

you discovered that you're the chosen one.

some other AU backstory you feel like dreaming up.

And, to make matters worse,

transformation is an incredibly difficult/painful/awkward process.

you have a taste for human flesh/blood.

this is the first time that anything like this has ever happened, and you're so confused and concerned!

the wrong person has spotted you in this monstrous form.

you've fallen in love with a human.

you've fallen in love with a rival monster species.

you're stuck this way until true love's kiss breaks the spell.

you're stuck this way until you learn how to be a good person.

a new monster superpower is making life difficult for you.

you're having trouble blending in.

you can only come out at night/during the day.

you have to fulfill someone's wish in order to change back into a human.

certain foods make you extremely ill.

you're horny, but monstrously so.

you're having trouble controlling your monstrous inclinations.

some different sort of trouble.

Welcome to...

The Night Market

Even as the sky gets dark, there's still a lot of lights and life all over this busy street full of people. Vendors and customers from all over come to share and appreciate their creations, taking in this lively atmosphere. Eat, drink, be merry - but watch out for pickpockets and price gouging.

Rules:

1. Comment with your characters. Feel free to specify if they're a vendor/merchant, performer, or someone just here to enjoy the market.
2. Hang out, meet new people, laugh at the bootleg toys, and stuff your faces with good food and drinks.

ESCORTING

a meme for people of the night

They say that sex work is among the oldest professions in the world. In this case, workers are employed by agencies, or they're operating independently. They're solely here for sex, or they're offering a more robust range of services. Hey, we're not telling these people how to do their job, and you shouldn't either.

— comment with your character + prefs.
— schedule your meeting and pay in a timely fashion.

some ideas.

Advertisement. In the age of the internet, it's not unusual for people to advertise their services online, either on a personal website or on a community marketplace. What does your advert say about you?
Dial-A-Hottie. Ring-ring! It's a step below the internet, but some people still read the classified ads, right? Maybe they found your advertisement there.

Social Services. The 'classier' sort of escorting. Think of it like like paying for someone's company. Sex may or may not be on the table at the end of the night, but sometimes it's enough just to get lunch together and talk about things.
Date Night. You've got a big event and you need someone on your arm. Why not hire an escort?
Partner Experience. Pay for someone to do all the boyfriend/girlfriend things without actually being your boyfriend/girlfriend. It's emotional intimacy, sexual pleasure, and a hint of love all rolled into one. Closeness without commitment!
Out-Call. A rendezvous at a hotel, motel, or somewhere equally as impersonal?
In-Call. Going straight to the client's house?
Traveling Companion. Going overseas for work/vacation could be far more fun with someone by your side.
Host Club. Paying for attractive people to give you lots of attention and make you feel like the most important person in the world? It's escorting if you squint.
Bodyguard. You know, those escorts who literally escort you around town and keep you safe. Other things might happen later, but there's more function to this hire-on.

Reasons. What are you hiring an escort for, anyway? Are you lonely? Lazy? Short or time? Meanwhile, what got the escort in this situation into this line of work? Short on money?

Wildcard — How your character approaches this position is up to you!

brats + tamers

for smut + shipping

Some people like to push buttons and rile others up. We call those people brats. Opposing them, some people like the challenge of keeping brats in line. We call those people tamers.

In this meme, brats can live their best, bratty lives, and tamers can do their best to keep these randy brats in order. You've got your everyday brats, your brats in the bedroom, your brats who can't resist a challenge... something for everyone!

how to play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and whether your character is on the bratty side of things, or the brat tamer side of things.
- Being bratty doesn't necessarily mean being a bottom. Being bratty doesn't have to involve ageplay, or daddy kinks, or anything else [unless you want it to]! For the sake of this meme, brats are troublemakers, rebels, and the kinds of people who say 'make me' upon being asked to do something.
- Similarly, tamers don't have to be sadistic, domineering monsters [unless, again, that's your thing]! Taming a brat can take all kinds of forms: being gentle, being persuasive, bargaining, compromises, and, of course, the more hands-on techniques.
Reply to others and find your match.
Brats and tamers, get to work!

for the brats
Your character can be bratty all by themselves.

spoiled - You've been given what you want for so long, you've come to expect it. Ugh, the worst kind of brat!
needy - You want something, but saying it directly is too hard, or too much work. So, you beat around the bush a bit...
asshole - Wow, you're just kind of a jerk, huh? That's fine. For you, being bratty is more a side effect of being a dick.
cutesy / fun - You're in it for the LOLs. Maybe you aren't taking this seriously, and that's why you're able to have fun with it.
teasing - You know what you're supposed to be doing, but it's so much more fun to push back and try to earn a reaction from the other.
backtalk - It always has to be a fight with you, huh...
masochist - All this brattiness is going to result in one hell of a punishment, and you're banking on it.
brat's choice - You're picking something that isn't even on this list? How bratty and defiant of you.

for the tamers
You can tame your own way.

placating - You're tolerating it... for now. In your head, though, chances are you've got a hundred ideas about how to change this behavior.
rules - There needs to be something for your brat to push back against, right? You need to establish some rules to break!
title - It's not necessary, but a fancy title like Miss, Ma'am, Sir, Daddy, et cetera, can go a long way.
punishment - The greatest tool in a brat tamer's arsenal: all crimes need a punishment in turn. Go standard with a good spank to the rear, or get creative with things.
control - A central tenet of any type of play. Tamers are the ones in control, and there are any number of ways to make it known.
sadistic - Someone's taking joy in have another at their mercy.
aftercare - Well, that was fun, but now it's time to wind down with some water and cuddles.
tamer's choice - Your play, your rules!

→the ❝ＣＯＲＲＵＰＴＩＯＮ❞ of innocence meme

Let's face it. Some people are just more worldly than others. That's not necessarily a bad thing; sometimes, when you're involved with that person, teaching them new things can be fun! Of course, you may feel a bit guilty, sometimes, depending on the situation...

A bit like you're corrupting them, actually.

This meme is concerned with the idea of sexually corrupting, though some of the ideas here are more liberal uses of the phrase. There are two categories: Sweet and Sour. "Sweet" is more tame, such as introducing a virginal character to sex, mild kink between two consenting parties when one party is less experienced, getting a tight-laced person to loosen up, bringing dirty talk into your lovemaking with your usually prim and proper lover, and so on. "Sour," on the other hand, is more intense and involves the darker kinks usually associated with corruption: slutification, bimboization, feminization, turning someone evil via brainwashing, etc. Basically, there's enough for all.

It's fairly simple, but one more thing before we begin that is very important. Often times in these sort of memes, we have the "pillow queening" phenomenon where basically everyone wants to get their character corrupted and no one wants to do the actually corrupting, usually using the excuse that their character is "too nice/too kind/not capable/too moral." THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE ON THIS MEME!! For the Sweet options, literally anyone can be a corrupter; a Disney prince can introduce his virginal Disney princess girlfriend to sex, or a moe girl can try to get her stoic boyfriend to be more affectionate. And for Sour? Well, there are options there that can provide for already-corrupted or alignment switches, thus making it applicable. In short, ALL characters should be able to be sexually corrupted (unless already in that state by canon) OR the corruptor. Obviously, I can't enforce this, but please. For the benefit of everyone, don't be a passive pillow queen. Feel free to play with how your character would feel about corrupting someone, ie aroused, guilty, both, something else.

HOW TO PLAY
-Comment with your character, stating preferences and all that.
-Be open as to whether you want Sweet, Sour, or both. Be honest, please! The more upfront communication, the better.
-Comment to others using the RNG or whatever you usually do.

→regulations

1. Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me: One of you is completely virginal and innocent in the ways of sex, and the other is going to show the ropes.
2. Let Loose: Your lover is always so stoic. You have to make them light up, even if that means being more handsy than usual.
3. I Wanna Fuck You Like an Animal: Nothing would turn you on more than hearing your sweet princess say such dirty, dirty things.
4. Lemme Hear Your Body Talk: You've decided to move your innocent lover on to things that are a little less vanilla, like anal or oral.
5. Whips and Chains Excite Me: ...or maybe something even heavier! Hopefully, you start out with something soft, like fluffy handcuffs. Or you could jump right in!
6. Everyone Can See: It's so lewd, showing your beloved's body off like this, but you want to risk the world knowing.
7. Don't Hold Back: For some reason, your lover always holds back when you're having sex, and you want them to be able to go wild this time.
8. Secret Fantasy: Out of the kindness of their heart, the more innocent party of the relationship wants to fulfill a desire of the other party.
9. Leather and Lace: Such naughty clothes on such a pure person are too good to pass up. You have to see them like this.
10. We Belong Together: You both decide to get something a tad racey, like a tattoo or a piercing, to show your love.
11. Don't Stand So Close to Me: There's an age difference here, and that means one part is DEFINITELY more worldly, for better or worse. Is there any guilt here?
12.WILDCARD

→sour

1. Want to Tear You Apart: Plain old manipulation. You want to make this innocent/relative innocent fall in love with you just to destroy them.
2. Slutification: Oh, they're so pure, they're practically always dressed in white. You want to see them on their knees, dressed in nearly nothing at all and begging for it in their new life of debauchery. Schoolgirls to ganguros, nuns to strippers, it's all slut from here.
3. Prostitution: Maybe you've broken or slutified this person, and now you want to make a quick dime off of them. Good thing there's plenty of people who want to get off, too!
4. Bimboization: The fact that this person is so smart is really bugging you. You'd love to see them as a empty-headed bimbo who is only good for sex.
5. Demonic Possession: Oh, no! A demon has taken residence in you and is corrupting your mind, making your body crave sex from anyone and everyone.
6. I'll Make You Mine: You love them, but they love someone else. You'll corrupt them with mind control and sex and MAKE them love you.
7. Feminization: Macho, macho man...not anymore, you're not. Boys will be girls, and they'll be made to love it.
8. The Hired Muscle (and Bicycle): Everybody needs evil henchmen, and you want to get this former goodie to be your sex-obsessed right hand who'll turn against their former friends.
9. Orientation Play: You're straight, totally. Aren't you? Well, things aren't so clear...maybe you do like cock. A bit. A lot.
10. I'm Already Gone: You were once as pure as snow, but somehow you've already been corrupted and now you want to turn your former allies onto your new lifestyle. Can be combined with other options for maximum effect.
11. WILDCARD

the ship to the afterlife meme

congratulations: you are dead! maybe you know how, maybe you don't. perhaps the memory is fuzzy, or perhaps it's crystal clear down to the look in your comrades' eyes. maybe it was your time; you've done all you wanted to. or maybe you weren't at all ready to go, maybe you went out kicking and screaming -- but none of it matters. you know you're dead, and the ship is taking you to an afterlife. perhaps an afterlife of your choice; you might've earned that heaven. or perhaps you've earned something else entirely.

it'll be a bit of a journey, though, so you might as well take your time and talk to the other people on the ship. death knows no place: most of them are strangers, even from faraway worlds. but death knows no time either, so who knows, some of them may be people you know, even if last you knew, they were alive -- or long gone.

the usual;

➝ post with your character's name, canon, and preferences.
➝ said character is now dead for whatever reason -- canon, au, what have you. they are on a ship with other dead people from many other times, places, and worlds.
➝ characters don't know for a fact where they're headed -- just a general awareness that they're going to some kind of afterlife. whatever they think it is is up to the player.
➝ tag around and play nice!

TRIGGER WARNING!! this meme obviously deals with death and may deal with other unpleasant themes as a result. please be cautious.

what we could be

You and them. Oh, how grand. What potential! That's why the two of you have unfinished business, don't you see?

Rules

- Comment as usual.
- Characters will respond to yours, opining about the chemistry your pair could have and what their life together would be like.
- Will (theoretical) love save the day?

Proof of Belonging

Or, subtitled: an understated yet obvious symbol that they’re taken, thanks.

→ Comment with your character, preferences, and information on what special item they’d give to a partner to show the world that they’re off the market?
→ Others respond as if they just received said item from your character.
→ Tag around.

second base meme

Because sometimes you want to get hot and heavy but don’t want to go aaaaaall the way, nawwhatimean?

▶ Comment with your character, info, and prefs. Outline any limits/when you want to pull the curtain.

▶ Fool around. Make out. Do everything except the full-field homerun.

Say I love you without saying I love you

Sometimes, just saying those three little words isn't enough. Sometimes... you just want to get a little creative with it.

R U L E S:

1. Tag your character info/prefs/etc.
2. Top levels can show how their character says I love you without saying it.
3. OR others tagging in will. State your preference!
4. Profit!!

the heads turn, jaws drop meme

We realize when it’s coming: that moment when one half of a potential love-equation sees the other all cleaned up, usually for a special event or formal occasion. Everyone stops and stares. The world pauses for one breath, one warm instant where the stars align; it seems like it does, anyway. Everything is perfect.

Now all that build up and the inevitable awkwardness after jaws are picked up off the floor can be yours for one low, low price of a free meme!

how to play

☈ POST YOUR CHARACTER. And sure, you could leave it at that, but you can do more! Set the stage a lil’. What’s the setting? How’d your character get dolled up? What fancy clothes do they have on? More important question, how do they feel about this dog and pony show?
☈ RECEIVE TAGS.
☈ GIVE TAGS.

The Seasonally Appropriate Smut Meme

The answer to all of your holiday smutty urges. Cosy filth basically.
1. Post with your character.
2. Include your prefs and any other info.
3. Reply to others. Use RNG if you so desire.
4. Enjoy!

1. In front of the fire
The classic. You're getting cosy in front of the fire and well... you know how it goes.

2. Gift exchange
Probably not the kind of gift exchange that's appropriate to have in front of anyone else. The gifts can be actual gifts of the sexy variety (that toy you've had your eye on for that special someone) or a particular act that your partner has been dying to try. What better time to do that for them? Go wild!

3. Cosy cabin
Maybe you just wanted to get away for the holidays and retreat to that cosy cabin? Candles are lit, the fire is burning, there's snow falling outside... the perfect romantic atmosphere!

4. Into the woods
This one is really just an excuse for outdoor fucking. Maybe you just went outside to get more firewood or perhaps you were supposed to be picking a tree and just got carried away? Perhaps you were just walking around enjoying the decorations and that shortcut through the woods turned sexy?

5. You're the gift
The obligatory bondage prompt. You felt like tying up more than the regular gifts with that ribbon...

6. Christmas party
This can be at work, a gathering between friends, whatever kind of Christmas party you fancy. The important part here is that you have the overwhelmingly inappropriate urge to get your hands all over one another. Better find somewhere private! Or not. That's up to you.

7. Travelling for the holidays
Your flight got delayed, you need to stop in a hotel for the night, you might already have a travelling companion to spend the night with or maybe you just meant someone new and very intriguing at the hotel bar...
Alternatively and a whole lot less glamorous, maybe you were driving somewhere and something's wrong with the car. Better find a way to keep warm until that tow truck arrives.

8. Cooking
You're trying to cook the all important meal and your partner keeps being distracting. That roast is getting burnt. Just sayin'.
Or maybe the cookie decorating just went in an unexpected direction with the icing...

9. Christmas cracker
What kind of a crazy person puts sex pollen inside Christmas crackers? Well, at least the traditional tacky paper crowns were still included...

THE DOMESTIC MEME
WINTER EDITION

RULES!
❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 14. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to.
❧ Go from there!

THE LIST!

01] snow day
It's snowing! Be sure to bundle up nicely so you stay warm in case the conditions get worse...

02] present shopping
'Tis the season, after all! Don't wait for too long, lest you're stuck with whatever is left on the shelves the night before.

03] treat baking
Cookies and pies and cakes, oh my! Don't eat all of the dough before it gets into the oven!

04] underneath the mistletoe
Look up and pucker up! Tradition dictates that you cannot run away.

05] gift exchange
Time to open up the lovely gifts you have given each other! Hopefully, the results will be good.

06] holiday party
Whether it is something small with only close friends or a huge celebration downtown, get ready to dress up! The night has only just begun.

07] New Year's countdown
Ten... nine... eight... the new year is rapidly approaching. Have any resolutions for the upcoming months? Or perhaps just a kiss to share.

08] winter vacation
Forget home, we're traveling! Many adventures await you in the colder (or warmer) place.

09] visiting family
Relatives. Doesn't matter if you're going to them or they're coming to you, the extended family coming over will surely add an interesting twist to your otherwise normal holidays.

10] holiday stress
This time of year is a time of panic as this needs to be done and that needs to be finished and those need to be put in the oven. Keep calm, and make sure not to argue too much with others...

11] making up
Oh no. You said some words that you regret, or did something wrong... or maybe they did. Either way, it's time for a confrontation.

12] cold season
With the weather getting colder, the chances of getting sick shoot up. Be sure to take care of yourself and your loved one!

13] lovely atmosphere
Positivity is abundant! You want to make sure that the ones that you care for that you cherish them... but how?

14] grab bag
The "other" option. Go with whatever you want to do here!

GUILT

guilt /gɪlt/
noun
1. the fact or state of having committed an offense, crime, violation, or wrong, especially against moral or penal law; culpability: He admitted his guilt.
2. a feeling of responsibility or remorse for some offense, crime, wrong, etc., whether real or imagined.
3. conduct involving the commission of such crimes, wrongs, etc.: to live a life of guilt.

how to play
1. post your character, name and series in the subject along with any preferences. Go to RNG and roll for what you're guilty about, list as many numbers as you want or stick to just the one.
2. others respond to with full knowledge of what your character has done and the need to bring it up or deliver punishment or forgiveness for it. They can go to RNG and roll for their character's reaction or choose one themselves.
3. play out the scenario!

options

1. cheat you cheated to get your way or cheated on a lover.
2. murder you've committed the ultimate crime and taken a life.
3. addiction you've been addicted to drugs or alcohol, gambling, whatever.
4. arrogance you've thought you were better than everyone else and marked them off.
5. theft you've stolen from someone.
6. double-cross you've screwed someone over to further your own position.
7. lies you've lied so much, who even knows what the truth is anymore.
8. anger you've been angry at everything, at everyone, to the point you can't see when you've been in the wrong. maybe you were abusive to everyone around you or maybe you just withdrew when they tried to help you.
9. hate you've hated someone, so much, you've done everything to make their lives bitter.
10. wrong lover you've been involved with someone who's already married or in a relationship, your own sibling, or someone who's just too young for you.
11. ran away you ran away when someone needed you the most, whether because they were in emotional turmoil or actual physical danger.
12. blind eye you saw evil going on around you and you turned a blind eye to it because you didn't want to deal with it.
13. good intention everyone knows the road to hell is paved with good intentions. you intended well, but it didn't end up that way.
14. combo/other either combine any of the above or come up with a guilt of your own.

reaction (optional)
1. confrontation get ready for a fight, either verbal or physical.
2. hurt they're not angry, they're hurt and they need you to know.
3. forgiveness it's okay, you're forgiven.
4. punishment they're taking you to jail or delivering punishment some way.
5. cutting ties they don't even want to see your face again, sorry.
6. sexy whips and chains, spanking, whatever. your punishment is decidedly sexier than you thought it would be.
7. disappointment they're not angry or hurt, just... extremely disappointed.
8. combo/other something missing? want to do a combination? it's your choice!

THE LAST THING THEY'LL TELL YOU 💔 meme

You thought you'd have forever. Turns out, you've only got today.

RULES

○ Top-level with your character.
○ Commenters know that they'll never see your character again. Whatever they need to say, they HAVE to get off their chest or they won't have another chance.

Dec. 2nd, 2025

Dec. 2nd, 2025

the TICKLE MEME.

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LAST KISS

The Seasonally Appropriate Smut Meme

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