the sexy fairy tale meme

Everyone knows a few fairy tales or two. Stories of princesses being locked in towers or having wishes granted by fairy godmothers. Princesses being locked away, waiting on their Prince Charming to come and save them. Have you ever wondered what it was like to be a princess locked away in a tower, waiting on your Prince Charming? Or maybe you're a prince locked away and are waiting for your Princess. Either way, this is your chance to live out a fairy tale, with a twist.

Post with your character and preferences to the meme.
Go to Random.org and roll to see what fairy tale you get.
Tag around! You and your partner or partners are now playing different parts of a fairy tale! Be sure to discuss with your partner which roll you would like to take.

1. Beauty and the Beast: Are you a naive peasant or a cruel beast? The Beast has sought to express their love, as well as find it, before the last petal falls from the rose. Perhaps as the peasant, you are both captivated by and feel pitiful for the poor creature, or maybe you are the beast, and will do whatever it takes to get that love most desired in the most carnal ways imaginable.

2. Little Red Riding Hood: Taking goodies to your loved ones, are you? Well, you might want to be careful of these woods -- there's danger lurking around every corner. One of you shall play the innocent traveler, and the other, the sneaky wolf who will stop at nothing to cause mischief. The wolf will be given a taste of the goodies to leave the traveler to finish their journey, but there's a catch. You didn't think those snacks would go untouched, did you? Well, you'll learn, as the wolf starts to get a bit more invasive of your privacy. And maybe you might feel the same thing as well -- maybe you shouldn't have kept eating the cookies you were supposed to be packing away.

3. Hansel and Gretel: So, your blasted guide has left you two stranded in the woods. The sun is about to set upon you, and as luck would have it, you discover a quaint little cottage... made of GINGERBREAD? It looks so mouthwatering, you just can't help but take a taste... and another... and another. It seems that no one is around, so you take refuge in the house. Huh. It seems to be pretty warm in there. What was in that gingerbread?

4. Snow White: A bitter cold sends a chill up a lost soul's spine as they search for a haven to stay for the night. Unfortunately, no comfort comes without a price, and perhaps some sort of pay of services would be the perfect method to clear your debt. One of you shall play the lost soul to be taken in, while the other shall be the host. Perhaps you are kind to take the person in and accept the physical favors modestly, or maybe you have a darker side to you and are hellbent on exposing them to your heart's content for putting you through the trouble.

5. Goldilocks: The story of the rudest trespassing in fantasy history. One of you shall play a stranger, who wanders into a house placed curiously at the center of the forest you are exploring. You seem to neglect what your mother taught you about manners and go inside. There's even dinner resting on the table for you to eat! But you knew something tasted odd, and it's not long until you find yourself squirming in your seat. Suddenly, you can't take it anymore and rush toward the bedroom to relieve yourself, hopefully quickly. Sadly, the person playing opposite of you discovers you, and they're not too happy. But that doesn't lessen their intrigue at how they find you in their bed.

6. Pied Piper: This flute isn't about to be used to draw away vermin. One of you is skilled with the instrument, strangely able to compose the most beautiful melodies. However, you are unaware of it's power. The other player shall find out well about the effects of the flute, its tunes instantly drawing them to feel heated and to seek out the one responsible for the music. And trust me when I say, they're not about to offer a simple 'bravo' on your music. They are under your spell, yours to control as you wish.

7. Rapunzel: Locked in a tower all your life? Poor you. But perhaps a wanderer happens upon the tower. You've only known one other human being your who existence -- of course you're going to let them in. So you lower your rope (or hair, whichever you deem appropriate) and let them in, and blessed be, you feel like it is love at first sight. You shall finally be able to escape, and maybe this someone can offer you new happiness.

8. Sleeping Beauty: It took only one prick from a needle or a bad word from a jealous rival. Now you're sleeping a long and dreamless sleep, cursed to never see the light of the day again. Don't despair, though! It is said that love from a brave hero is enough to bring you back to the waking world. And no, just a kiss won't be enough. They must go all the way before you're awake and ready to give them your heart along with your body.

9. Fisherman and His Wife: You've been working all night and all day, but nothing is enough to satisfy the love of your life. There is just one hope left - something powerful has recently granted you the power to fulfill any wish, no matter how impossible. Now you can finally satisfy the one you devoted yourself to. Let's just hope that they won't be asking for even more later, hm?

10. A Tale of Tales: Not all stories fall under the same pattern. Maybe you have your own story to tell, one that doesn't fit together with anything provided above. In that case, pick this option and choose whatever you want. Who knows, maybe you'll become the new great storyteller.

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Leave your top level blank or add in some brief starters/preferences!

Sometimes, you plan out a whole evening with your partner. Dinner and a movie, a tasteful walk through the park, then you both go back to your place to make the magic happen. You both bought sexy underwear to show off, you're both in the mood, and you're going to make this last all night long.

And sometimes there's NO planning involved. Sometimes the mood just hits you both like a bolt of lightning. Sometimes you have to make do with what's available before the moment passes. You gotta be FAST and possibly also STEALTHY if you wanna get your bone on before the mood passes.

1: Make a toplevel with your character deets. Name, preferences, etc
2: Tag someone else and pick a situation from the prompts list
3: While you're in that situation, you're suddenly both struck by the urge to have sex as soon as possible
4: Do what you gotta do to finish before someone finds you

PROMPTS

1: Driving - No time to pull over, just be sure you don't crash into a telephone pole!
2: The Park - Hide behind a tree and unzip your pants. Or behind those bushes, or behind the public art sculpture.
3: Shopping - Which aisle of the grocery store do you think is least likely to have anyone in it right now? Or maybe there's a changing room you can use. Or a photo booth?
4: Library - The shelves offer a certain amount of privacy. Just remember: Keep QUIET. People are trying to read!
5: Movie theater - All the explosions are keeping everyone distracted, no one will notice if you slip your hand into someone's pants
6: Concert - This is your FAVORITE song by your FAVORITE band and you're not going to miss it. But also everyone is screaming and jumping around. Surely you can get it on without anyone paying attention.
7: At home - Look they're not ALL risky. Sometimes you don't have time for scented candles or sexy lingerie. Sometimes you just gotta pounce someone in the living room.
8: Public Bathroom - It might be kind of gross, but at least there's stalls for privacy.
9: Transit - On the bus? On a train? Back seat of an Uber? Join the mile high club?
10: Wildcard - Make up your own! Just be QUICK about it.

the "should never be together" meme.

When two people come together in a relationship, it's a beautiful thing. What can be wrong with love, right? Right? Except when the union is completely and totally wrong, for whatever reason. Then things can get a little messy.

How To Play

1. Comment with your character, listing their name, canon, etc, along with any preferences.
2. Comment around to others, using the RNG to determine the scenario. It doesn't have to be a lovey-dovey relationship, obviously. There can be hate, sorrow, lust, whatever.
3. Thread! Have fun! Do things!

Scenarios

1. Warring Factions: You belong to rival organizations, armies, clubs, etc. Whatever it is, you're not on the same team.

2. Soldiers on the Battlefield: Or maybe you are on the same side, but this is the wrong time and the wrong place. Plus, attachments cause distractions.

3. Bodyguard and the Guarded: Just like the movie with Kevin Costner! One of you has been hired to protect the other for some reason, and feelings are starting to grow. Are you a professional and cut things off, or do you give in?

4. Prince/ss and Knight: Similar to the above, but with a whole 'nother level of wrong...one of you is royal. Courtly love is okay; still, don't forget your place.

5. Enemies: This vendetta is personal, and you totally hate this person! Don't you? Perhaps you're maybe just rivals, or something as serious as superhero and villain.

6. Family: The ultimate taboo. This person is related to you, so there's no way you should indulge this desire, even if it's the most pure love there ever was.

7. Age Difference: The years between you should keep you both at bay, but it's easier said than done.

10. Teacher/Student: Teachers and students have a unique bond, and to corrupt it is a dangerous thing. Will you dare to act on emotions that could put you both in a destructive place?

11. Already Spoken For: One or both of you are already involved with someone else, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Just know that you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

12. Not Compatible: Your personalities or jobs make it so it's hard for you to be together.

13. Not Compatible...in Another Way: You're both different species, which means you're either afraid to take your relationship to a physical level or you can't because of differences in biologies.

14. Not Ready for Love: You took a vow (or celbacy, of chastity, of dedication), you're married to your work, or you just don't want to be involved with anyone. Too bad!

15. Rich and Poor: One of you has the money while the other is from more modest means. Can the 1% and the 99% ever be bedfellows, literally?

16. Hurt Before: Your heart has been broken, and maybe there's been no time to heal. But here you are.

17. WILDCARD

LET'S GO TO THE FAIR MEME

It's time to go to the fair! Food, rides, games, historical reenactments, the choices are endless! Go with your friends, your family, or if you're feeling romantic, go with a date! Don't run out of tickets.

LOCATIONS

1. COUNTY/STATE FAIR From the hokey to the bright and brilliant, you've been waiting for this all year! Are those rides up to code? Can you find the perfect fair food? Damn, those churros look good.
2. REN/PIRATE FAIRE Is something a little older your style? Try out a Renaissance or a pirate faire! You can dress up like the times or just be a civilian passing through. Mead, turkey legs, butt grabbing...
3. AMUSEMENT PARK Screw fairs, you want to go to Disneyland! Or Legoland, or Universal Studios... Whatever, you just want to go to the REAL THING. Elitest. You're not better than us.
4. HAUNTED CARNIVAL You thought this was a normal fair, but something seems... off. Are the ghosts fake or are they real? Does that guy have fangs? What the hell is this, Scooby Doo?
5. MUSIC FESTIVAL Who needs fairs when you can go to a venue and pay $40 for a t-shirt and watch thirty bands in one day and get heat exhaustion while drinking cheap beer? That's what we thought.
6. HOLIDAY FAIR It's Halloween! Or Christmas! You want to see pumpkin carving! Or Santa Claus! Whatever, man. You just like holidays.

SCENARIOS

1. RIDES The Tilt-a-Whirl costs how many tickets? This had better be worth it.
2. FOOD Holy shit, you have to try this chocolate covered, deep-fried ice cream! We'll stand by with some paddles.
3. EXHIBITS You want to look at photography? Art? Some kid's ode to his dog made of popsicle sticks? Let's go for it.
4. ANIMALS Are those tiny pigs wearing JACKETS and running a RACE? We have to go right now. Alternatively, pay to see the world's biggest live alligator. Her name is Susy.
5. GAMES You really want to win that giant unicorn but for some reason, the pins won't fall over even when you hit them dead-center. Is this rigged?
6. ROMANCE Whether it's the tunnel of love, jousting for someone's hand, or just sitting around sharing a dessert, we've got you covered on the date front.
7. MASCOTS Maybe you want to meet Mickey. Or Santa. Or, I don't know, whatever the hell that dude over there in a suit is. Careful though, a lot of times little kids can be real scared.
8. CONTESTS Baking contest? Are there funny notes in the grading cards for some of them? Maybe you want to look at how some nerd set a table. Check them out, try to steal one of the blue ribbons, whatever.
9. SHOPPING Everything here is SO COOL. Did you see that light up headband? That shirt with an emoji on it? Seriously, what will they think of next? Just don't get swindled out of your money!
10. CONCERTS This is it, this is the good stuff. You wanted some music and now you've got it; what kind of music is your jam? Will you be sitting comfortably or are you going to meet someone in the pit?

If your scenario doesn't match the location, make something up or pick a different one, we won't tell! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

THE NIGHTCLUB MEME

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Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere. Hands in the air like you don't care. Glow sticks, bouncing bass, fog machines, and zoning issues. Sounds like a party, all right, but where exactly is your character in all this madness?

HOW to PLAY

Get drunk.
Get wild.
Have fun!

PROMPTS

Chug! — Listen, we gotta start this night off right.
Up on Stage, Doing Shots — Oh, God, get down from there!
Dance Floor — Naturally. Someone's got to start the grind train.
Wallflower — Yeah, no, this is totally not your scene. You're more content to watch the chaos from a safe distance.
Drugs — You can't avoid them. Someone around here is bound to be offering some mind-altering substances.
Bathroom — Maybe you just need a break... or maybe someone's dragging you to the nearest open stall. How unsanitary.
Rescue — Someone's partied too hard and needs an intervention. Be a pal and take them outside for some fresh air?
DD — Being designated driver means that under no circumstances are you allowed to partake. Just keep an eye on everyone, will you?
Stripper Poles — Everyone should try at least once.
Mic Drop — You've got something to say, apparently, and you manage to wrestle the microphone away from the DJ in order to say it.
Miscommunication — The music is here is too loud, you can't hear a thing anyone's saying! Better to just nod along and pretend you got it after the fourth time. Oh, what did you just agree to?
Wild Card — Go nuts.

the alternate universe meme

comment with your character.
reply to others with picture prompts, starters, whatever you would like. for au idea inspiration, try this or this or this.
other popular au ideas: apocalypse au, arranged marriage au, celebrity au, coffee shop/florist au, college/high school au, crime/mafia au, fake dating/engaged/married au, fantasy au, game of thrones au, historical au, hunger games au, magic au, modern au, mythological au, reincarnation au, roommates/neighbors au, sex work (porn/camgirl/escort/stripper) au, sci-fi au, steampunk au, soulmate au, superhero au, supernatural au. go wild!

Lady & the Tramp Meme

You know the story. It's a love story.

Our lovers are from different worlds — one wealthy, one not. The poor girl has fallen in love with the Gentleman Snarker, or the Unlucky Everydude secretly courts the daughter of the richest man in town. And she loves him too. Maybe it was Love at First Sight. Maybe she has a habit of slipping out to the seedier side of town for a night of fun. Maybe they've been friends their whole lives and the difference in status never really mattered. Will their love be enough to let them be happy together?

Note that the roles aren't locked by gender: a working-class girl who loves a rich boy also fits this trope, as do two lovers of the same gender.

How To Play

- Comment with your character, putting the standard information somewhere in it. You also may want to specify your preferences or where your character would fall on the spectrum.
- Tag others! Feel free to use the RNG.
- Have fun and be respectful to others.

Prompts

The poor guy and rich girl mutually fall in love, and neither one cares about their differences in wealth. People around them, however, do, and conspire to interfere with true love.
The poor guy falls for the rich girl, even though he knows that she's out of his league. Undaunted, our hero engages in some zany scheme to get her to notice him or be impressed by him. This usually ends with the girl revealing that she doesn't care if he's rich or poor, and that she loves him for who he is.
The poor guy and the rich girl fall for one another, but he doesn't know she's rich at first. When he finds out, he's either intimidated by her wealth once he finds out, or else doesn't think he's good enough for her. As before, she doesn't care about such things, and has to convince him that he's the one she wants.

The Twincest AU Meme

Incest between twins is a subclass of sibling incest and includes both heterosexual and homosexual relationships. While in modern Western European culture, such behavior is considered taboo and is quite rare, incest between twins is a common feature in Indo-European, Asian (such as Japan, the Philippines, and Bali) and Oceanian mythology, and there are a few societies in which the prohibition on it is limited or it is partially accepted [Wiki].

For your whole life, you've been a one-of-a-kind. Maybe you've had siblings, but your siblings are different or older or younger. Nobody quite like you, nobody exactly close.

Or has it been like that? Don't you have someone closer than a regular sibling - a twin?

In this meme, you do! You're a twin. And not only that, but you're...close. Closer than close, actually, in ways the outside world might not understand. It may be a misconception, or you could actually be inappropriately involved; yet in the end, you still have each other, just as you started with. And who needs anyone else? You two don't.

HOW TO PLAY

AU your character into being a twin. It will probably be fraternal twins so you can account for differences in appearances and/or gender.
You can age characters up or down to be the same age.
Otherwise, comment with character information and then tag others.

PROMPTS

Treated Badly: The way you grew up was difficult, so you've pulled close to the only person you knew.
Posing: Luckily, you look different enough that, if you should leave your childhood home, no one would know you're related.
Protecting: There's usually a dominant, protector twin. That's you. You have to protect your brother/sister from all those out there who'd want to use them.
Narcissism: What's better than masturbation? Being with someone who looks almost like you.
True Love: Your love is just like any other couples'. How can you be blamed if you were born in the bodies of twins?
No One Else Understands: Nobody gets you like your twin. It's such a relief to come to them and forget everything else.
Exploring the Differences: You want to see everything that makes the two of you differ.
Always Been Like This: There's almost never been a moment where you haven't been sexually or romantically involved with your twin. You don't question it.
Childhood Returns: Some old habits from the past have started to resurface.
Natural You were born into this world together. You're soulmates.
Competition: Nearly everything's a game in you two's capable hands. You just want to see who's the best.
Jealous: You want to keep what's yours all to yourself.
Share and Share Alike: You've shared all your life. It's not stretch to share other people.
Nonsexual: You're romantically involved, but not sexually. That's okay, you have something more pure than sex.
Borderline: The one place you said you wouldn't go is the place you're getting closer and closer to. As long as there's no penetration, there's no sex, you tell yourself.
Guilt: There is some self-awareness of how messed up this is.
OTHER

Come To My Window

You know the drill from every nineties movie/tv show known to man, because apparently there were no doors in the nineties: you, oh poor you, are stuck up in your room, and then, a rock is thrown at your window! Why, who would do such a thing? No, it's not some kind of burglar coming in to steal all your...private room things, it's your childhood friend from next door (who totally has a crush on you/you're nursing a crush on), your free-spirited boyfriend or girlfriend, or another rebellious love interest who has a long, long ladder and no need for conventional entrances. Why are they here? To finally confess their secret feelings for you? Give you your first kiss? Sneak you away because your parents don't approve? Maybe they have a crappy home life and just need somewhere to stay.

Whatever the case may be, open those window panes and get ready for sneaking in, sneaking out, and possibly making out.

Inspired by all those teen movies where love interests climb in through windows. Play it as straight or as ridiculous as you want. Age your character down. I don't care, I'm not the boss.
Comment with your character and prefs. Also, are they the one climbing in the window or up in the room?
Reply to others.
Be cool.
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight, lead me out on the moonlit floor, lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling, so kiss me.

The Good / Bad Pairing Meme

Attraction is a strange beast. It's hard to pinpoint just why you may want to shag that particular person...or, even worse, why you're in love with them! And can't that be bad enough when the two of you are, but what about when you're completely different? Or maybe you're not even on the side! You're a superhero (or at least on the side of good), he or she's a super villain... How would your relationship pan out if things were like that?

Okay, it may not be as dramatic as that. You two could just be the "good" guy/girl in school, the goody two shoes, who's fallen in love with the "bad" boy/girl, leather jacket and all. Whatever the case may be, things won't be easy.

How To Play

- Comment with your character, putting the standard information somewhere in it. You also may want to specify your preferences or where your character would fall for each set of prompts. Some characters may be different things for each: ie, someone like Dean Winchester would probably be a traditional "bad boy" in the first sit, but a hero in the second.
- Tag others! Feel free to use the RNG. Roll twice. First number chooses the prompt set, second the prompt number.
- Have fun and be respectful to others.

1) Every Good Girl Loves a Bad Boy

1. Summer Lovin', Happened So Fast: One of you is straight laced, while the other walks on the wild side (interpret that as loosely as you'd like). Somehow, though, you've come together.
2. Daddy Don't Approve: Your friends or family don't like your partner.
3. Be My Lover but Don't Be My Friend: You're just in it for the sex.
4. Uptown Girl: There's more than just "good" and "bad" at play, here; there's also class differences.
5. Ashamed to Be Seen: You care about this person, but you're rep's more important.
6. Love 'Em and Leave 'Em: You thought you were important, but your lover's just left you by the wayside for some reason.
7. Against All Odds: Somehow, you're standing up to all the naysayers, and you've lasted.
8. WILDCARD

2) Heroes and Villains

1. Love or Hate at First Sight: Pretty self explanatory. This baddie/good guy is a little different than the rest.
2. Got to Have You: The good party's been kidnapped by the bad, for some reason. Is it love, lust, annoyance? Who knows?
3. Stockholm Syndrome: You're the one who's been kidnapped or hurt, but you're falling in lovelust with your captor.
4. Reverse Stockholm Syndrome: You're the kidnapper, but you're falling in love/lust with your charge.
5. Unrequited Love: One of you cares for the other, but it's not returned.
6. Purification: Through the power of love, the bad guy has been won over and changed affiliations!
7. Corruption: Through the power of lust and manipulation, the good guy has fallen in order to be with the other person.
8. The BatCat Scenario: You've both decided to stay on your own sides, but whenever you meet, there's enough UST to power a small city.
9. Bad End: One or both of you have been killed or hurt by your affair.
10. WILDCARD

☆ SMITTEN ☆

oh my world! what is this feeling? your knees are shaking, your stomach is doing cartwheels, your cheeks are turning more shades of pink than you can name. are you floating away? it certainly feels like it. you can't help yourself from focusing on that one person that draws you to them. don't mess this up!

☆ comment with your muse.
☆ reply to other threads.
☆ use the prompts below for ideas or use your own.

when did you become attracted to this person?
★ struck at first sight: holy cats! who is this person? make your best impression.
★ it's been a while: childhood friend, best friend, worst enemy? you've finally realized that this person means more to you than you think.

why are you attracted to them?
★ attitude: maybe he's a good boy or she doesn't give two sugars about what people think of her. whatever it is has you hooked.
★ charisma: that smile, those eyes, the way they laugh. you just can't look away!
★ brains: you might not know what the schwarzchild radius is but the way they talk about it is absolutely stunning.
★ humor: without fail, they have you in stitches any chance they can get.
★ kindness: there's a sweet heart deep inside your special person and it just makes you melt, melt, melt.
★ beauty: those features are so striking that one gaze sends your heart soaring.
★ brawn: a flex here, a flex there. how cruel are they to know that a good build makes you feel faint?
★ unique: a little oddity wrapped inside a special package has you completely caught up and hypnotized.

falling for doctor / falling for patient
an au meme

“Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself. She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love... Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.”

As a patient, no one's ever listened to you the way they do. No one's ever made you feel heard, and valued, and understood. No one's ever listened to your tragic backstory and told you it was okay to cry. As for the doctor in this scenario, there's just something about this patient that makes your heart go out to them— in more ways than one. You like how much they trust you, how they make you feel needed. You might even be... falling for them.

Naturally, a situation like this is going to have its difficulties.

It's frowned upon, possibly illegal, for starters. Not to mention the ways that romance is sure to bungle any sort of impartial bias on the part of the doctor. You'll have to keep this all secret, under wraps. And, on the sketchier side of things. there's potential for abuses of power, or emotional manipulation. Having all those deep, dark secrets on hand could make for some great blackmail, should it ever come down to it.

...

Maybe you're better of keeping things professional.

how to play.

— comment with your character + prefs + desired role.

this can be played straight and wholesome or it can be super dark! however you want to go with it!

— reply to others and decide on a scenario.

— don't get caught.

potential roles

new to this, experienced with this, traumatized patient, traumatized doctor, dangerous doctor, well-meaning doctor, incompetent doctor, therapy-adverse patient, arm chair therapist, overwhelmed patient, incurable patient, in-over-their-head doctor, etc.

potential scenarios + themes

mandated therapy, voluntary therapy, rehabilitation, first session, fifth session, fiftieth session, bad session, good session, breakthroughs, breakdowns, group therapy, diagnoses, being difficult, first kiss, meeting in the real world, dinner and a movie, etc.

general tropes + inspiration.

patient files, finding love in strange places, rorschach tests, word association, tell me about your parents, phobias, don't pity me, exposure therapy, beneath the mask, working through memories, discussing dreams, exploring the incident, who treats the doctor?, etc.

Pretty Woman

shipping meme

There's no one who understands better than you that in the trade of skin and vice and sex, there's no room for emotion. "Love" especially is worth less than the money you can ply - and more dangerous for its trouble, too.

Still, you've broken the one rule of sin (don't fall in love, never fall in love, not with a client) and there's no turning back. So what will you do? Here's the rope made of decisions: use it to run away from the bed you've made...or tighten the noose.

No need for explanation needed here, it is what it is. A Pretty Woman-esque shipping meme for a romance (or something like it) between a prostitute and...someone who's not a prostitute!
Obviously, while the meme is based on a romcom that glosses over all the darker aspects of sex work, threads here could be fluffy, romantic, tropey/meta, tragic, or serious. Triggers could very well abound. If things are going to be on the uglier side with your character, like abuse, drugs, or underage, please make a note of that and respect preferences.
Make a top level comment with what role you'd like to play + any other info.
Reply to others. Play out meetcutes, forbidden romances, business-turned-more, rescue, etc.

Roles:

The Worker: Everyone has a different story about how they ended up in this lot. Tragedy, force, addiction, money troubles, or genuine love of the work, it doesn't matter, as all the roads lead to another notch in the bedpost and some more money in your - or your boss's - pocket. For once, though, the person you're "hired" by...they're different. Actually, fresh-faced or veteran, you may just discover that you're a little different yourself, more heart of gold than hooker.
The Client: You were looking for a little fun and you didn't mind paying. Or, on the other hand, you might have just stumbled into a den of iniquity on accident or for other business entirely. One thing's for certain...one person's caught your eye, and whether it be love at first sight or an arduous process, you want better things for them. What do you plan? A rescue? Beating up anyone who'd hurt them?
Be careful you don't get hurt in the process, whether it be at the hands the criminal element that plagues the shadowy side of life or, unfortunately, at the hands of the one you care for most.

Setting:

Past (Roman brothels, Victorian whorehouses, Renaissance courtesans, etc.)
Modern
Sci-fi or fantasy

Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth.

— OR —

They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.

Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play.
Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger.
Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go.
Older ladies are fine, too.
Reply to others.
Thread.

(possible) SCENARIOS
1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids...
2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business.
3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family.
4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours.
5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play.
6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out.
7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T.
8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this.
9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up.

master / fledgling

In most vampire media, the relationship between maker and fledglings is many things: parental, sibling, an apprenticeship, even antagonistic. Just as often, there's a romantic undertone, as well.

For what could connect anyone more than the sharing of blood, of the dark gift?

Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
Reply to others.
Thread. Use the prompts, or not.

† UNDEFINED → The nature of your bond is complex and unclear to outsiders. Perhaps even to both of you, as well.
† DYSFUNCTIONAL → There's a lot of bad blood between you, yet you can't hate each other fully.
† FORBIDDEN → Any sort of relationship beyond the vampiric-familial would be frowned upon by both human society and the underworld.
† LOVERS → Why not? No one else will understand you like they do, and you probably won't have to worry about outliving them.

the BDSM CONTRACT meme

for smut + shipping

Two people sitting a table, a pen in each of their hands, reading over the terms and conditions of their new relationship. We all know the scene.

And we can do better than that.

Contracts require understanding, negotiation, and discussion. Don't be afraid to ask for a re-draft if you're not liking what you're seeing. And if you're seeing too many no-gos, maybe this isn't the contract for you, and that's okay. Plenty of people would love to have you!

how to play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and what a contract with your character might look like [i.e. are they are a Dom or a sub, what are they in search of, what are their hard nos, etc]. This is all IC, so there's a chance your character doesn't even know what they want!
- Additionally, don't feel as if you [as the player] actually have to write up an entire legalese contract – unless you want to, because more power to you in that case. Just the highlights will do!
Reply to others, and see if you can find a contract you can sign comfortably.
Now that you're contractually obligated to one another, the real fun begins.

choose your contract
All of these are just ideas based on common D/s dynamics, they don't all need to be present in your contract — feel free to mix and match or create something new entirely!

desired position - Within this contract, are you taking on the role of the Dom/top/sadist/master/etc, or the sub/bottom/masochist/slave/etc?
desired dynamic - Are you looking for a Daddy Dom / little [girl/boy] dynamic? A total power exchange? A sadomasochistic relationship? A caregiver relationship? Pup and owner? Master and slave?
sexual frequency - According to your contract, how frequently do you expect sex to occur?
areas that are off-limits - For either party, what shouldn't happen under any circumstances?
areas to explore - What are some things you do want to see within this relationship? Kinks you'd like to engage in, things you need the other party to be interested in exploring, and vice versa?
authority - How much power does the Dom figure have really? Is it all play between you within a designated play space/time, or is this person allowed to choose their sub's clothing each morning and manage their money?
safe words - Gotta have them when things go too far. When in doubt, the stoplight system always works!
openness- How exclusive are the two of you? Is the sub allowed to see other Doms, and vice versa? Or is the expectation that you're locked in together. Is this romantic, or purely sexual?
writer's choice - Something we left out? Throw it in!

SEND NUDES

It's what it says it is. Post your character. They become a recipient of nudes (or similarly racy pictures) from others on their device of choosing. Maybe it's a misfire. Maybe it's just a mistake. Or they might have wanted them? Some people do this kind of exchange on purpose. I don't know, I'm only telling you what I've heard...

hurt/comfort

Who in the world could hate kindness? Sweetness? Conscientiousness? All of us, on some level, like to be pampered and taken care of, from the most churlish to the most pleasant. Yes, even those grouchy grumps, or, of course, the cool-headed psychos -

Okay, maybe not all of us to the same degree.

Regardless of your disposition, somehow, you've gained a doting significant other. It seems like they find their greatest pleasure in taking care of and looking out for you. This may manifest in them simply trying to keep you entertained, happy, and healthy; it could also come in the form of them being a domestic doter, taking care of all your needs. Be it the former or the latter, there's an inherent adorableness that comes with their efforts and generosity, and in return, you have an urge to protect and care for them. They're just too precious for this world! Only, you know, there's a good chance you can a. ignore this, because you're emotionally stunted and full of wo/manpain, or b. repress it because you're a badass and would never.

Unless you've completely disregarded all that because they're just too much and you want to hold them forever.

So, how do you feel about all this? Do you wish they'd stop with this foolishness (not really)? Are you pushing them away? Are you embarrassed? Maybe you're absolutely taken with them! Just realize that you have it incredibly good.

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character, preferences, their role, any info, etc.
• Reply to others.

ROLE

• Usual: This is how they always are. "Caring" is in their nature.
• Unexpected: They don't seem like the type...but with you, they are.
• Terrible at It: They're trying hard, yet it seems like they fail at trying to take care of you. Depending on who you are, though, that may just make them more endearing.
• Because You Like It: They heard you like those who are sweet and kind, so they're trying to change their ways.
• Not Together: Technically, you're not together romantically, but everyone knows the truth.
• The Doted Upon: What it says on the tin!

PROMPTS

• Feeding: Whether they cook for you or have moments where they feed you, literally, they take your nutrition seriously.
• Massage: Let them work out all those kinks.
• Clean You Up: Here, they've drawn a warm bath for you.
• Dress Your Wounds: If you're the kind of person who gets in battles, they'll see that you're all patched up.
• Singing: Or telling stories, or otherwise calming you down.
• Lap Rest: Sometimes, their lap is the best pillow.
• A Shoulder to Cry On: When you have troubles, they're always there to listen.
• The Calming Force: If you have moments of terror from past trauma, they're always willing to put themselves on the line to bring you back to reality, even if it puts them in danger.
• Soft Kisses: Their kisses feel so good, and they're never demanding.
• Head Pat: Sometimes, a simple gesture can mean the most.
• Grooming: They'll fix your hair - or at least play with it - and help you shave.
• Gifts: Homemade or expensive, they like to shower you in presents.
• Lovemaking: The obligatory smut option, where they're a generous lover.
• Protector: They look out for you, and while they don't seem that way, if you're threatened, they get like a bear protecting her cubs.
• Gentle Giant: They make you feel so small and delicate.
• Reverse: For once, you want to dote on and take care of them.
• Unwilling: It's a wonder they still try to care for you, because you're cruel to them and rebuff them at every turn, even if you really don't mean it.
• It's Okay to Cry: They never get upset because they don't want to put that on you. You want to let them know they can let it all out.
• WILDCARD

suddenly naked meme .

rules .

✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

DANCING MEME👑

Dancing well takes serious skill and talent, but just about anyone can shake their hips or tap their feet to a beat. No matter your competency in cutting the rug, there's some pleasure to be found in letting loose and moving your body to the music. Not to mention... sometimes it's fun to get all dressed up! (And if not, then perhaps in seeing a partner all dressed up?)

So, let your cares go and let's dance!

PROMPTS

1. Prom
It's the biggest social event of the year - provided you're still in high school! Do you have the guts to ask your crush to the dance, or are you more the shy wallflower type? How about a platonic date with your bestie?

2. Ballroom
Ah, the formal gala: it's prom for adults! Dress in your finest and get yourself a partner for a tango or a waltz. It's for charity, after all.

3. Alone
Do a little jig in the kitchen, or enjoy a living room slowdance with a significant other to the dulcet tones of your smart speaker.

4. Club
You're hitting the clubs and you're ready to grind! What better place to meet new people who know how to have fun?

5. Competition
You take dance very seriously. Like, competition-level seriously. Practice with a partner, or face off against a rival.

6. Traditional
Let me show you the dance of my people, from the village-wide revelry of a summertime bon odori to the sensual swing of the hula.

7. Adult
Some dances are For Adult Eyes Only. And yes, poles and laps may be involved.

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!

forbidden love

YOU & I WILL ALWAYS BE
UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Relationship Type (optional)

1. Family - you're keeping it all in the family, literally.
2. Balance of Power - the other person has a higher status than you somehow.
3. Position - your position doesn't allow for you to have such compromising emotions.
4. Logistics - love from you may be impossible, dangerous...or even deadly.
5. Cheating - you're both having an affair together.
6. Caught in the middle - it's nothing you've done, but the feud going on between those you're both close to keeping you apart.
7. Other - some other type of relationship we've forgot? Want to combine? Go right on ahead!

Scenes

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

the KINKY REMOTE meme !

A trope as old as time: one person is fitted with a sex device of some kind, and the other person holds the remote. What type of sex toy can be decided in pre-production; it doesn't even have to be a toy that exists.

But, hey, butt plugs and vibrators are great, too. We're not knocking the classics.

Comment with your character, your preferences, and whether you'd like to be on the sending or the receiving end of these good vibrations.
Reply to others. Crank that remote as high as it'll go, or be a kind, benevolent remote wielder who keeps the sensations soft and gentle.
Don't get caught.

where

at a diner - Really? Right in front of my salad?
out shopping - Dressing rooms, cramped elevators, interacting with employees. There are plenty of inconvenient scenarios for a pleasure blast.
on the road - Keep your eyes on the road, keep your hands a ten and two.
at an important function - A charity ball, dinner with the in-laws, some place where keeping your composure is imperative.
in danger - The higher stakes option. You're walking down a dark alley, or you're surrounded by bad guys, or you're sneaking through shark-infested waters. Now is not the time to get all hot and bothered.
at home - The lower stakes option, but still fun all the same! Nothing bad will happen, probably, if you can't hold it together.
kinkster's choice - Wherever you desire!

The person you love is in trouble! They could be in danger or perhaps even captured, but no matter what, no one can keep you away from them for long. Be careful, though, and don't lose your head and make foolish mistakes out of passion. Remember, your loved one will be counting on you, and that may include for more than just being saved. Rescuing is a long process.

— OR —
Your rescuer (or your rescued, as the case may be) isn't someone you've met before; they could be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, for a mission, or even completely selfishly, as you'll be valuable to them. Still, they've come to free you from your prison or your most perilous of situations. While this is happening, it may be easy for emotions to run high...and feelings to burst from behind the scenes. As you ideally work together to get to safety and avoid getting caught while participating in deadly chases, you realize something problematic: you're falling for the person you've rescued or the person who rescued you.
— OR —
Somebody saved your hide from certain destruction - problem is, you have no idea who they are! In your mind, however, you've started to get all kinds of ideas about them. What are they like? Well, surely they have to be this way or that way. They're most likely a saint! Oh, it's as if your heart is aflutter when you think of them. You'll stop at nothing to find out where they are. But once you do, can the real them ever live up to what you imagined?

Comment with your character and preferences.
Mention if your character is more likely to be the rescuer or the rescued.
Reply to others.
Use one of the scenarios above or choose your own.

The Free Use World
— a sex meme

cw: taboo sex, dubious consent. potential for incest, objectification, and various other potential triggers.

For this meme, scenarios are considered part of the free use fetish if they take place in a fictional place which has "universal consent." In short, in this fantasy, everyone is consenting at all times. Sex acts are as common and socially-acceptable as shaking hands. No one bats an eyelash at the boss fucking an employee in the middle of a meeting, or a customer taking a barista over a table.

Sex can happen at any time, in any place, and all parties are okay with it.

By another definition, in a free use world, people are simply freely available for others to use sexually at all times. Though the context can vary wildly, in free use smut, anyone can walk up to anyone else and do whatever they like without consequence or fear consent violation. There's no need to hold back. Acting on one's urges is normal and even encouraged.

A common standard in this fantasy involves the receiving party ignoring how they're being used and continuing on with their task. Society as a whole treats sex very casually, and all parties are okay (or at least complacent) with sexual encounters.

As everyone understands and accepts the rules of this world, what might be considered non-con in other circumstances simply isn't a thing. Consider this world the opposite of a non-con fantasy; everyone is consenting and everyone is happy.

Which sounds great on the surface, maybe, but a world everyone consents all the time could easily lead to some dark themes. Things that would ordinarily be seen as taboo are now the norm, and that might take some getting used to.

Here are some extremely NSFW examples about how a world like this might play out: 1, 2, 3, 4 and an article.

how to play;

Leave a top-level for your character and your preferences and, potentially, a kink list. Preferences are super important here.
Just because the meme is about free use doesn't mean that everyone has to be okay with everything. Please make sure you're communicating OOC to create a thread that everyone can enjoy.
Have fun and get laid.

some options

busy They might be busy doing other things, like reading, or doing paperwork, or cleaning, but the laws of free use says they have to take care of you first. Let's hope they can multi-task.
power imbalance Ordinarily, someone so high up shouldn't be sleeping with someone beneath them. But here, it's fine.
incest When mom's away...
age difference In this world, it's not like you have any reason to try and resist going after the one you want, even if the age difference says otherwise .
sleeping Even while they're fast asleep, consent is consent.
public Sure, normally you shouldn't have sex on a crowded subway, but it's not like anyone is going to stop you.
private Wow, this personal art lesson did not go how you were expecting.
punishment Though, really, it's not THAT much of a punishment to be put out on display for everyone to take a turn. Maybe it's more of an honor in this society?
ius primae noctis It's not so bad to get a turn with the bride before her new husband does, is it?
cuckold So you're sleeping with someone's partner right in front of them. What's the big deal? It's free use!
sex toy With this kink taken all the way to the end, maybe you're nothing but a personal pleasure device for the people around you. No thoughts, just keep still and do your job.
act natural You might be in the middle of getting your brains fucked out, but you're still in a meeting/class/conversation/etc. You're going to have to try to participate when someone asks you a question.
wildcard You've got a whole, fully consenting world to explore!

The Sexy Hotsprings Resort Meme

Ah the outdoor hotspring/spa resort. Truly one of life's greatest pleasures and just the best damn way to relax. But this is no ordinary hotspring resort. The staff are all scantily clad, the rooms are stocked with condoms and lube, the bath robes supplied have VERY short hemlines, and the bathing areas are mixed gender. The owner of this resort is strongly of the opinion that there's nothing more relaxing than a good, hard, fucking. So come on in, enjoy our facilities, and enjoy each other.

AND NOW, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THE REST OF YOU, THE PROMPTS:

1: Bathing - This resort has mixed bathing, and no one even told you to bring a swimsuit. But hey, the water is JUST right, and there are worse things than being naked together with a sexy friend. Or maybe even a sexy stranger.

2: Massage - Life can be stressful. If you aren't careful, the tension can build up until suddenly you can't even stand up straight anymore. Fortunately, there are people here who know how to fix that and who have absolutely magical hands. Pick out some nicely scented oils, undress to your comfort level, lie down, and let the master work their miracles. Maybe you can get your happy ending too.

3: Hygiene - Maybe you just want to get clean. Stranger things have happened. Pass the soap. Scrub each others' backs, Wash each others' hair. Let's get hygienic in here.

4: Night owls - You couldn't sleep either, eh? Good thing it's a lovely night. No one else is up right now, so let's watch the stars and talk about life. Or did you have something else in mind?

5: Sauna - Sweat all the poisons out. It's good for you. It might be a bit too hot for most sexy activities, but on the other hand you ARE surrounded by glistening, sweaty, undressed bodies.

6: Strip Games - Poker is the classic, but you could also do ping pong, Street Fighter, Pictionary, Chess, or anything else you can think of! Every time you lose a point, take something off. Out of things to take off? You lose, and the winner gets to do with you what they want. Don't worry, it's all in good fun.

7: Clothed sex - Maybe you don't have time to get undressed. Maybe you don't want to. Whether it's because you want to be discrete about it or because they just look so damn cute in that outfit that you don't want them to take it off, it's time to do the do without achieving the full naked.

8: Stealth sex - A handjob under the table in the middle of dinner, a quickie while hiding in the closet, fooling around under the sheets while a chaperone suspects nothing.

9: Food - It goes without saying that a resort like this would have excellent food available, but if you want to go for the truly decadent experience, have them serve the food as a side dish to THIS delicious hunk of meat: Your thread partner! It's foodplay. Eat sushi off someone's body. Pour chocolate sauce on them. It fine, there are baths here to wash it all off afterwards.

10: Toys - Dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, and more! All available for rent for a modest fee, if you want to get up to something that needs some props.

11: Wildcard - You can do anything! I believe in you!

THE MAGICAL SEX SHOP MEME

Uh-oh! Looks like you've just stumbled into Baker Street's hottest sex shop! Well, since you're here, feel free to make yourself at home.

They're tons of aisles to peruse, so you can rest assured knowing that there's something here for everyone. Big toys, small toys, sex swings, dildos, butt plugs, chains, whips, ropes... And some things you might never have seen before, like shrinking potions, dick enhancement spells, gender swapping lotions — anything you would find in an Adam and Eve catalog, and then some.

Our shop is even kind enough to offer a play space in the back, so you can try before you buy. We wouldn't want any unsatisfied customers, after all. That's bad for business!

If you enjoyed your time here, please leave a five-star review; it really means a lot!

🍆HOW TO PLAY

1. Drop a top-level with some prefs and/or a shopping list, or an aisle of interest, or a backroom scenario to start things off.

2. Shop, share, try, buy, and see if anyone might need help!

3. Be merry!

SOME OPTIONS

01] Ooh, honey, come look at this one. | It's always nice taking your partner along to see what there is in stock, get ideas - and then, of course, there's when you get to take your new purchase home to break it in.

02] What are you doing here?? | You'd never in a million years be seen in this kind of place, not by someone you know, that'd just be mortifying. Or is it you spy with your little eye somebody you thought was too vanilla to ever consider this sort of shopping spree? Whatever the nature of the encounter, it's more than a little awkward. Just smile and nod, right?

03] Now if you'll just look at the powerpoint I've prepared... | Maybe you didn't know it, but a lot of sex shops can and do host workshops. Ever wondered what the benefits of a cock ring are or how to have better, longer orgasms? Need a few fellatio tips? Whatever the topic, there's most likely a seminar for it. Hey, if nothing else there's usually punch and pie afterward.

04] Whips and chains excite me. | Mm, who doesn't love the smell of polished level and the shine of stainless steel. This is where you go if you're looking for the next level of intimacy. There's a special on cuffs if you buy the sex swing on sale.

05] Does this make me look fat? | The lingerie option. Thankfully there's a number of changing rooms to take advantage of to make sure things fit just right. Do a little turn on the catwalk, see how that g-string rides, maybe ask for a second opinion if you're feeling brave enough.

06] Good enough to eat. | Body paint, flavored lube, fruit roll up panties - this is where you get your omnom on.

07] So much for being subtle. | You must be a serious klutz to have knocked down that whole display or fallen on your face in the middle of the store like that. Bravo, champ. Not that it caused a huge commotion and mess for everybody in the shop to notice that you have to sort out with the staff now. Hope you've got enough in your pocket to cover whatever damages.

08] ...No, seriously, what is that? | You're staring and you're staring and you're staring but damned if you can figure out what up with this. Who could even need that many buttons? It takes what size batteries? Where is it supposed to go? How can it even fit? Who thought that was sexy? Is a modern art museum missing an exhibit?

09] Wild card!! | This is your blank check so scribble away!

Unrequited Love Meme

Love. Love is a many splendored thing. All you need is love! Except when it hurts because the person you adore doesn't have the same feelings towards you. Then it's a curse.

This meme is very simple, with only a few prompts on its own. But don't let that stop you from letting your imagination run wild, especially if you have a penchant for the tragic. Maybe it's not all bad, though. There could be a silver lining...

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and your preferences. Also, be sure to mention if you want you character to be the lover or the loved (or either), for lack of more refined labels.
Tag around to others.
Either use the RNG or come up with your own scene.

Prompts

Unnoticed: Your beloved doesn't notice you or doesn't know your feelings.
Just Be Friends: They don't think of you in that way.
Confession: You finally work up the courage to tell them, even if they don't love you back.
There's Someone Else: Your beloved is with another person, perhaps a person they love.
Can't Take It: You can no longer stay by their side because it's killing you.
Forbidden: It's not just unrequited, it's actually not allowed!
UST: Unresolved Sexual Tension! Neither of you realizes how you feel or why, and it's causing friction.
Returned: You thought it was a one-sided love, but turns out they do love you back!
CHOOSE YOUR OWN

The Holiday Season Meme

Ah, 'tis the season. The scent of pumpkin spice fills the air. Chestnuts are roasting on open fires. Mariah Carey's greatest single plays on repeat in every department store you enter. It's not even close to December yet, but that hasn't stopped the Holiday spirit from coming full force. Love it or hate it, it's here to stay.

This meme is all about the good and bad feelings of the holiday season. The heartwarming Hallmark moments as well as the moments where the world seems to have lost its red-and-green colored mind. Sit back, enjoy the lights, or strangle someone as we wait for the New Year to make it go away.

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Pick one of the prompts below or make your own starter.
- Reply to others.
-Be excellent to each other.

Prompts

Meet the Fam: You're getting pretty serious in your relationship, and what better time to introduce your significant other to the family than during the holidays? Is it going well? Or is there some definite tension that needs to be worked through?
The Last Store Open: It's not just the holidays, but it's THE Holiday. Everyone's gone home. Things are stocked, and everyone's prepared for the big day. Except you. Are you bold enough to brave the barren wastes to find the only place still selling things this late at night?
On The Open Road:It's time to go home for the holidays. Unfortunately for you, everyone else seems to have the same idea. Fight your way through traffic, cancellations, delays, and every other horror modern holiday transport has to offer.
Mandatory Fun: Ah, the office party. Try as you might, you just can't escape the company's demand to get drunk with people you barely tolerate. Oh, well. Try to make the best of it. Or choose violence and be the one who makes this get-together actively worse.
The Santa Clause: Be it intentional or entirely by accident, you've somehow managed to put ol' Saint Nick out of commission. Consequently, you've activated ancient Yuletide Law and are now Santa Claus for the night. Can you save Christmas and bring joy to all the children of the world?
The SLAYride: You've gotten on Santa's naughty list way too often and he's had it with your shit. It's Krampusnacht and the only thing on your mind is survival from jolly horror. Can you take Santa and the Forces of the North down? Or will this be your last goodnight?
The White Elephant:- It was supposed to be all in good fun. But you've picked up your presents from the exchange and you have a feeling things have gone terribly wrong. Or perhaps...wonderfully right?
I actually don't celebrate...: The holidays are all good fun, but be it for religious, moral, or other reasons, the Christmas and general holiday spirit is something you don't get behind. So what is it you do when the world's slowed down for the many holidays that come about?
Under the Mistletoe: Pesky poisonous plant. Someone's hung a sprig of mistletoe up, and you've been caught beneath it with your rp partner. What do you do about it?
Found Family: They aren't your family by blood, but they are by choice. And you've finally managed to get everyone together to have a special night in together. What do you do? Are there new tradtions you set? Or perhaps you wish to share some old traditions with new people.
SNOW DAY: The weather report's come in, and things are a bit extreme. More than a foot of snow in the desert, miserable gloom in balmy locales, or perhaps a heatwave in the arctic. Things are weird, but will you let it ruin your day? Or perhaps this sudden change is perfect for where you are.
The Roast Beast: Well, what's a holiday get-together without the big meal? Invite some folks over to help share the load, or show off your culinary skills- for good or ill- and take it on all your own.
Auld Lang Syne: The year is coming to a close. Are you out partying the night away, or are you at home watching the last seconds of the new year tick away? Got any resolutions to share? Or maybe you're looking for that special someone to ring in the new year with.
Retail Hell: Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Mariah Carey and Michael Buble blaring through the loudspeakers. Turkey raids. Layaways. Karens out in droves. Retail is never fun, but the holidays are a special kind of hell. Do you have what it takes to enter the thunder dome?
Save Santa!: Sure, anyone can save Christmas, but can you rescue the Big Guy himself from the clutches of evil?
Alone for the holidays: You have no plans and it was definitely not your choice. Well, it seems there are still a few bars open. Spend some time out, commiserate with your fellow outcasts. Who knows? Maybe you'll make some impromptu plans of your own?
Ugly Sweaters: Once a time-honored holiday tradition of receiving home-made sweaters, things have naturally mutated over time into this beloved meme. Get with your friends, family, and partner and see who can make the Ugliest Sweater of All.
The Naughty List: He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice....and someone's out to steal it once he's finished making it. After all, who wouldn't benefit from holding the master list to all the good and evil people of the year. The only question is, are you protecting The List, or are you the thief?
It Moved Again: For whatever reason, you've come into the possession of the beloved modern christmas tradition: The Elf on the Shelf. This little toy watches people and reports back to Santa on who's been naughty or nice. A harmless tradition to entertain the young and young at heart. Except...your elf is moving to new places seemingly on its own. It's time to figure out what in the world is going on. Is it your partner playing a prank? Or something more nefarious?
Caroling along as he zoops down the fire too~: For charity, for fun, or to shitpost, you've decided to go door to door and sing your festive heart out to the world. Are you having a great time? Are people slamming the door on your face? Only one way to find out!
On ice!: The weather is cold, the ice is forming, and what better way to enjoy the weather than by slapping on some skates and hitting the rink, lake, pond, or river? Show off your skills, pick up a game of hockey, or just wile away the hours with the ice beneath your blades.
Deck the halls: Time to make things festive and bright around the home. Invite some loved ones over and have a grand ol' time getting those decorations up!
Gettin' it on under the Tree: The holiday spirit has gotten you in the mood. What are you gonna do about it?
Bah Humbug: Tonight you shall be visited by three ghosts to show you the errors of your wicked, wicked life. Perhaps your partner can help guide you through your trials and help you learn to be...I don't know, whatever virtue you need to learn.

THE MODERN DYAD MEME

Within the Star Wars universe, a dyad can be described as mystical connection between two people which spans across space and time. Members of a dyad are attuned to each other's senses completely, including what they see, hear and feel. They possess rare abilities, like the ability to physically interact across many light-years in the galaxy.

Which is cool, sure, but the real fun is getting those sudden, surprise psychic phone calls.

While dyads as a concept seem to have romantic undertones, this meme doesn't have to be shippy! We just provide the magical mental meme connection. Whatever you decide to do with this newfound power is up to you.

How to Play
◆ Top-level with preferences. Consider setting the scene for someone to dial into.
◆ Force connect with folks!

The Wedding Meme

Want to RP a wedding? Want to RP something on the path to the wedding? Then this is your meme! Here's how it works:

1. Leave a comment here stating your character's name, series, your preferences, etc.
2. Find someone else to comment to.
3. Using the RNG, pick one of the following prompts.
4. Enjoy yourself!

1. Popping the Question. You've been together long enough, and you're sure the other person loves you just as deeply as you love them, and that that will not change. It's time to ask them to marry you. I hope they accept!

2. Meeting Your Spouse. Unlike the previous prompt, you didn't choose your spouse; rather, someone else chose them for you, and it's time to meet them. Will there be a spark between the two of you, or is this marriage doomed to unhappiness?

3. Choosing the Venue. Where will you get married? The church you've belonged to ever since you were a child? A luxury hotel? Down on the beach? We'll leave it up to you to decide!

4. Making the Guest List. Who will you invite? Who will you not invite? It's time for the two of you to work that out!

5. Engagement Party. It's you, your fiancé(e), and a group of your closest friends. Make sure to properly celebrate this occasion!

6. The Quarrel. Uh-oh, the two of you can't agree on something! You'd better work it out quickly, or who knows -- one of your fathers may pay for relationship counseling and make you work it out there!

7. The Bachelor(ette) Party. WOOOOO! This is your last night before tying the knot, so let's make sure this era of your life goes out in STYLE! Get your friends together! Bring on the booze! Get the exotic dancers in here! But...make sure you don't go too far, all right? Tomorrow's a big day, after all.

8. The Wedding. The day has finally come. Are you waiting at the altar for your spouse-to-be? Are you coming down the aisle? Where are you? Is it where you wanted to be? Regardless, this is a momentous occasion. Make sure to make it memorable enough to remember for the rest of your lives.

9. The Reception. The main event's over, now on to the party! Dance with your new spouse, or let a member of the wedding party say a few words over a glass of champagne. Cut the cake! Pull out the karaoke machine! This is your first party as a married couple, so enjoy it!

10. Guess What? We Eloped! Is the stress of all this getting to you? Well, there's one solution -- run off and elope! I hear the wedding chapels in Vegas are numerous and ornate...

11. The Wedding Night. The wedding is over, and you're both back in your room, and out of your wedding clothes. Will you just enjoy each other's presence? Will you go straight to sleep? Or will you take this chance to consummate the marriage?

12. The Next Morning. Last night, you went to bed together. This morning, you wake up together. Perhaps you want to stay in bed a little longer and snuggle closer to your spouse. Or maybe you want to wake up and make them breakfast before they wake up!

13. The Honeymoon. Welcome to paradise! The two of you are now celebrating your recent marriage by taking a vacation. Where will you go? Are you a beach person or a mountains person?

14. Wild Card. Roll again, pick any of the above, or create your own scenario!

ROMANTIC CONFESSIONS

↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their sappy thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be cute. Be stupid.

Dress Up Meme

You're getting dressed up. Maybe because you want to -- or maybe you’re doing it because you have to, because you you're in a situation where you can't be recognized.

Instructions

1. Post with your character. Choose if you’re the dresser or the one being dressed.
2. Use the scenarios below or just be in a big, nexus-oriented closet.

Scenarios

1. Makeover – Everyone loves a good makeover, right? And they've been dying to change how you dress.
2. Special Occasion/Party – You’re going out -- they'll help you look good for the big night.
3. Theater – You've landed a role! They'll help you fit the part.
4. Costume Party - Hope you don't end up as the back end of the horse.
5. Disguise - You can’t be recognized. Maybe you’re in danger, maybe you’re infiltrating something. Either way, you can’t afford being recognized. Good thing you have help.
6. Pretendy Games - You two are planning to do a little roleplay -- innocent or not.
7. Drag - How well can they help you pass off as another gender?
7. Fun/Just Because - Seems like a fun way to pass an afternoon/evening -- why not?
8. Choose Your Own - Thought of something else? Go for it.

the shippy & smutty questions meme: consolidated

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.

♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.

♡ Answer your own questions!

♡ That's it.

Shippy Questions

1. Are you single?

2. How many people have you dated?

3. Are you a good kisser?

4. How many people have you kissed?

5. Who was your first kiss?

6. Who was your first crush?

7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?

8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?

9. What about a crush on a fictional character?

10. Are you good at flirting?

11. Tell us your best pick-up line.

12. How did your last relationship end?

13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?

14. What's the best date you've ever been on?

15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?

16. Describe your perfect date.

17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?

18. Do you enjoy cuddling?

19. Do you like long walks on the beach?

20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?

21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?

22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?

23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?

24. Have you ever received a love letter?

25. Have you ever received a love confession?

26. How would you confess your love?

27. How would you propose?

28. Do you want to get married someday?

29. Describe your dream wedding.

30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.

31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?

32. Would you ever marry for money?

33. Would you date outside your social class?

34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?

35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?

36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?

37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?

38. Do you prefer men or women?

39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?

40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?

41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?

42. What about personality traits?

43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?

44. Describe your ideal partner.

45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?

46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?

47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?

48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?

49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?

50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?

51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?

52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?

53. What about receiving?

54. How do you feel about PDA?

55. How do you feel about pet names?

56. Do you consider yourself clingy?

57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?

58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?

59. Does love conquer all?

60. Do you believe in soulmates?

61. Do you believe in love at first sight?

62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?

63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?

64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?

65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?

66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?

67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?

68. Do you use dating apps?

69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?

70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?

71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?

72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?

73. Have you ever had your heart broken?

74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?

75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?

Sexy Questions

1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?

2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?

3. What would you like to see your partner in?

4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?

5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?

6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?

7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?

8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?

9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?

11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?

12. Are you a top or bottom?

13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?

14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?

15. Have you ever pictured me naked?

16. Do I make you nervous?

17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?

18. How high is your sex drive?

19. Have you ever played strip poker?

20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?

21. What do you wear to bed?

22. When did you lose your virginity?

23. What position do you feel is overrated?

24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?

25. Last dirty text you sent?

26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?

27. How many people have you had sex with?

28. What is your favorite position?

29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?

30. What would you do if we were alone together?

31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?

32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?

33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?

34. What's a dirty secret of yours?

35. Do you own any toys?

36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?

37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

38. Do you watch porn?

39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?

40. Have you joined the mile high club?

41. Would you say you’re kinky?

42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?

44. Quickie or marathon session?

45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?

46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

47. Would you say you have any fetishes?

48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?

49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?

50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?

51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?

52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?

53. Handcuffs or feathers?

54. Have you walked in on someone?

55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?

56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?

57. What's your definition of amazing sex?

58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?

59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?

60. What do you think about when you masturbate?

61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?

62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?

63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?

64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?

65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?

66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?

67. Do you get tired after sex?

68. Do you like to kiss during sex?

70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?

72. Does size matter?

73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?

74. Do you think you're good?

75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?

76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?

77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?

78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?

79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?

80. What's something you've always wanted to try?

81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?

82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?

83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?

84. Have you ever recorded anything before?

85. Have you ever had a threesome?

86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?

87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?

88. What are your limits in the bedroom?

89. Do you have a safe word?

90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?

91. What do you find sexy in a partner?

92. How do you like to be touched?

93. Would you rather watch or be watched?

94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?

95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?

96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?

97. What’s your most-watched porn category?

98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?

99. What naughty dream have you had recently?

100. How do you feel about giving oral?

— dirty, rotten, cheaters

“I tried to keep myself away from him by using con words like "fidelity" and "adultery", by telling myself that he would interfere with my work, that if I had him I'd be too happy to write. I tried to tell myself I was hurting Bennett, hurting myself, making a spectacle of myself. I was. But nothing helped. I was possessed. The minute he walked into a room and smiled at me, I was a goner.”

― Erica Jong, Fear of Flying

At its core, cheating can be defined as a betrayal of trust. But, of course, this leaves some grey areas. Meeting up with an ex seems pretty clear cut, but liking pics on Instagram? That's murky.

Because of this, this meme can take many forms as the concept of cheating can take many forms. Beyond sexual intimacy, there are things like emotional cheating and financial cheating that can be considered. Was this an accident or was it planned? A one-time thing or an on-going secret relationship? Are both parties involved in on this, or is someone completely in the dark about being a side piece? Maybe you're the one left in the dark while your partner is out frolicking about.

All that matters is that cheating is represented somehow in your threads. The rest is up to you.

— comment with your character + prefs + desired role
— reply to others and decide on a scenario.
— don't get caught.

potential roles

the serial cheater, the unsatisfied housewife, the unsuspecting side piece, the receiver of an unsolicited midnight text, the party getting cheated on, the one who wakes up the morning after in a married man's bed, the long-term lover, the sugar baby, and others

potential scenarios + themes

first time, fifth time, fiftieth time, attempting to turn a cheater into a housewife, getting caught, absentee partner, making excuses, accidental adultery, cheating with the postman, cheating with a family member, cheating with the best friend, secret second family, and others

general tropes + inspiration.

hair left on the bed sheets, break-ups, jealousy, routine adultery, repercussions, tension, deadly affair, homewrecker, think of the children, lipstick on the collar, guilt, 'business' trips, asking for forgiveness, this meme, and others

The Moment After Meme

You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?

How it works:

- Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
- A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
- Others respond to your character.
- Congrats! They just had sex.
- Have fun!

🚖 taxi cab confessions
for when you just couldn't wait to get home → a sex meme

Fun fact: a whopping 23 percent of taxi drivers have seen passengers getting hot and heavy in their cab. Why? It's cramped. It's messy. It's totally inappropriate. But sometimes, the drive between here and there is just too long.

The least you could do is roll up the partition.
HOW to PLAY

Leave a top-level with your preferences. Feel free to establish if your character is leaving a bar, a work party, a date, a brothel... Or decide this together.
Tag around and stumble into taxis! Or Ubers. Or spaceships. Or horse-drawn carriages. Whatever makes sense for your character's time period. We support all kinds of taxis.
Be swift and sneaky to maintain the illusion of being good, well-behaved passengers, or throw caution to the wind and decide that you don't care who sees! The latter might land you in trouble, but #YOLO.
Leave an extra tip for the driver for turning a blind eye to the two assholes getting frisky on his fine upholstery.

The Brothel (Or Strip Club) AU Meme

If sex work is the world's oldest profession, then the brothel may be among the world's oldest businesses. The scene could be anywhere: the modern world, a riff on Middle Earth, a futuristic space colony. Wherever you go, there will always be a demand for your services... and whether you're a high-class escort to the elite or the jewel of the slums, it's a living.

How To Play

1. Top level with your preference: sex worker, client, or either
2. Pick your prompt/s and set a scene, or just wing it!
3. Tag around!

Prompts

1. Old Pro
You're a proper professional with an active client base and a reputation for your skills. Can you leverage that experience to your advantage?

2. Newbie
You're new to this profession and still finding your footing. Some clients find that charming, and other workers may take you under their wing.

3. Demonstration
This is a special job: you're putting on a show for an audience, or maybe you're showing a new worker the ropes.

4. Forbidden Love
Sex workers know better than to fall for a client, and clients know better than to fall for a sex worker. Perhaps even more fraught is a relationship between two workers. This time, however... you just can't help yourself.

5. SO Experience
Your job isn't just about the sex. You provide the entire girl/boyfriend experience: doting words, public appearances, accepting gifts. And yet, it's just a job... right?

6. Something Extra
Kink, monsters, transformation, and magic, oh my! There's something a little different about the services you offer.

7. Getaway
You're ready to break away from this life, whether it's on your own or with someone you've grown close to.

8. Wildcard
Anything goes!

Thirst Trap Meme

How To Play

- Oh no, someone just posted this picture/video/etc. of your character and it's HOT HOT HOT! Damn you, mysterious leaker! Or maybe they posted it themselves because they're a shameless thot, IDK their life. At any rate: sexy/appealing pic, now shared with Bakerstreet at large. Do that in your toplevel.
- This public venue means that everyone can comment, of course. And we know folks have opinions around here! So, are the crowds thirsty...or bloodthirsty?

100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences
→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!
→ write a starter based on the prompts

1. sender tucks hair out of receiver's face.
2. sender offers receiver a bite from their fork.
3. sender places their feet / legs in receiver's lap.
4. sender offers receiver an earbud to share their music.
5. sender comforts receiver in the aftermath of a nightmare.
6. sender gives receiver company in the hospital.
7. sender wraps their arms around a hysterical receiver to calm them.
8. sender shows up at receiver's home late at night.
9. sender falls asleep leaning against receiver.
10. sender wields a weapon at receiver.

11. sender runs their fingers through receiver's hair.
12. sender invites receiver to dance.
13. sender takes a picture / video of receiver.
14. sender places their head in receiver's lap.
15. sender and receiver make eye contact across a busy room.
16. sender pushes receiver against a wall to kiss them.
17. sender and receiver cook together.
18. sender comes to receiver after being injured.
19. sender sits in receiver's lap.
20. sender lifts receiver's chin, invoking eye contact.

21. sender overtakes receiver in combat.
22. sender finds receiver injured / bloodied.
23. sender straightens an article of receiver's clothes.
24. sender crawls into bed with receiver.
25. sender rolls their eyes at receiver.
26. sender lights receiver's cigarette / joint.
27. sender is caught wearing receiver's clothes.
28. sender strikes receiver with a pillow.
29. sender writes a note on receiver's skin: [ note ]
30. sender wraps a blanket around receiver's shoulders.

31. sender runs and jumps into receiver's arms.
32. sender shoves receiver out of anger.
33. sender hovers over receiver's shoulder as they complete a task.
34. sender is found by receiver somewhere they shouldn't be.
35. sender curls up against receiver in their sleep.
36. sender is found drunk by receiver.
37. sender throws an item of sentiment bitterly at receiver.
38. sender joins receiver in the shower.
39. sender is caught following receiver.
40. sender traces one of receiver's scars / bruises.

41. sender twines their fingers with receiver's.
42. sender barges into receiver's home unannounced.
43. sender kicks receiver's shin beneath a table.
44. sender aggressively shoves past receiver.
45. sender kisses receiver's forehead / cheek.
46. sender pulls receiver out of harm's way.
47. sender is found sobbing by receiver.
48. sender locks receiver out of their room.
49. sender brings receiver coffee / tea in the morning.
50. sender rests their forehead against receiver's.

51. sender plays a song for receiver that reminds them of them: [ song ]
52. sender takes a punch / stab / bullet meant for receiver.
53. sender buys receiver a drink at a bar.
54. sender needs receiver's help getting in the bath.
55. sender and receiver cross paths in the kitchen late at night.
56. sender twists receiver's arm behind their back.
57. sender winks at receiver.
58. sender is found collapsed by receiver.
59. sender prevents an injured receiver from getting up.
60. sender claps a hand over receiver's mouth to silence them.

61. sender cages receiver against a wall / the floor with their arms.
62. sender storms away from receiver during an argument.
63. sender is found by receiver sleeping in receiver's bed.
64. sender applies / touches up receiver's makeup.
65. sender throws receiver into a wall during combat.
66. sender dances sensually with receiver.
67. sender strikes receiver across the face.
68. sender places their hand on receiver's leg while driving.
69. sender pulls a chair out from under receiver.
70. sender catches receiver's wrist when they turn to leave.

71. sender leaves an intimate mark on receiver.
72. sender beats receiver in a video game.
73. sender and receiver stand in stunned silence after a fight.
74. sender cares for receiver while they're sick.
75. sender and receiver go on a hike.
76. sender is caught snooping in receiver's things.
77. sender and receiver cuddle while watching television.
78. sender throws something aggressively at receiver.
79. sender creeps up behind receiver to scare them.
80. sender and receiver go shopping together.

81. sender helps receiver dye / style their hair.
82. sender draws receiver into a kiss by the back of their neck.
83. sender is discovered having a panic attack by receiver.
84. sender accidentally injures receiver during sparring.
85. sender grabs receiver roughly by the hair.
86. sender brings receiver to their knees during combat.
87. sender shows receiver evidence of a lie they told.
88. sender winks seductively / mockingly at receiver.
89. sender yells at receiver to put their hands in the air.
90. sender helps receiver patch up a wound.

91. sender holds receiver as they cry.
92. sender silently and angrily points receiver towards the door.
93. sender gestures for receiver to sit down.
94. sender pulls receiver into their lap.
95. sender cradles receiver's face.
96. sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.
97. sender has hidden an injury from receiver, and receiver finds out.
98. sender confronts receiver about their unhealthy behavior.
99. sender proposes to receiver.
100. wildcard! make up your own scenario.

THE SEX LINE MEME

They say sex lines are a dying medium... but not in this meme!

There's something to the anonymity of it. A mutual exchange of good and services with no names, no locations — just a credit card and an agenda of getting someone off as slowly as possible.

It's almost poetic, don't you think?

📞 HOW TO PLAY

1. Top-levelers are phone sex operators! Add some preferences and maybe even an opening line, if you want, to really reel 'em in.

2. Anyone who replies to one of these top levels is now a client! Be sure to keep 'em going, operators. You're getting paid by the minute here.

3. Make some money!

will they, won't they?

Oh my god, there is nothing more frustrating than when you want to kiss someone and press them against a wall, but for some reason, you can’t—or when you see two people who are obviously in love and you want to shove them into a room already. What is preventing you two from getting together? Can anyone end this?

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc. in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-15 for a prompt.
3. Reply to others and play the scenario out!
4. JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY. OMG.

prompts

1. BOSS ✖ A romance with a higher up or your boss is taboo for many good reasons, but you’re finding yourself falling in love with them anyways. Will others approve? Will one of you have to quit your job to not get the other into trouble?

2. JUST FRIENDS ✖ Talk about one of the biggest roadblocks to love ever! You want to kiss them, but you don’t want to ruin your current relationship. What are you going to do? Will you get the guts to confess and hope for the best?

3. GOALS ✖ You want to tear down a building to build an apartment complex, they want to make it a historical landmark. Opposing dreams and goals are huge roadblocks, especially if you happen to want to ‘sleep with the enemy’… literally.

4. TEAMMATES ✖ You work well together, you can depend on them no matter what, and you get along outside of the office or game. What you feel is just that happy camaraderie, not any mushy feelings of love or romantic affection! Is it?

5. DENIAL ✖ No, no way. You do not love that other person. They are stupid or just too prideful or you’re not interested in them at all. Ha, admit it, you totally are. Now go over there and admit your feelings before everyone around you goes insane.

6. COWORKERS ✖ Oh, this is awful. You really, really like your coworker, but there is a no dating policy, or they don’t date coworkers under any circumstances. Dare you make a move after hours or in the break room? It could be worse; you could have the hots for your boss.

7. POLITICS ✖ Clashing beliefs and heated debates always gets the blood pumping, and even though you have sworn to defeat them and get your bill pushed through, their eyes make your heart jump and makes you reconsider your ideals… Can you find a compromise or let bygones be bygones?

8. TAKEN ✖ Oh god. How can you confess to someone who is already taken? Why are you even feeling like this? You must never let them know. Ignore everyone who is encouraging you to take a leap of faith anyways. They are taken and that is that.

9. SOCIAL CLASS ✖ She is a princess, you are a stable boy, he is a rich lord, you are the scullery maid… Money is an important factor to any relationship, and sometimes, it can be one of the barriers. But how long are you going to let positions and titles keep you apart?

10. PRIDE ✖ You? Be in love with someone like that? Ha! No way. You are far above them, and you deserve only the best love. But… what if they are the best love and you just don’t realize it yet?

11. FAMILY FEUD ✖ One of the most famous of all the situations, for some reason, your families are fighting and as much as you like the other person, you can’t betray your family this way. But is there a good reason for the feud? Or a misunderstanding? Will true love conquer all without the abundance of death?

12. OBLIVIOUS ✖ This is the most frustrating one ever. It’s not that they hate each other or someone else is making a barrier, it’s just that they you have no idea how good of a couple you would make or how you always flirt with each other. Will one of you realize it, or does someone need to give you a push?

13. DUTY ✖ Bound by honor and loyalty, you can never cross the line that divides you and your love, be it that you swore to protect them or they serve you. Or will you? How will others react to this? Might it be considered forbidden?

14. FRIEND-ZONED ✖ Oh no, it's not what you think. You see, your best friend likes the person you like, and they are trying to go on a date with them (or get into their bed). But you can't let either of them know, because that is not what good friends do. But what do you do if your mutual crush is interested in you anyways?

15. WILDCARD ✖ Is there something we missed? Is there another scenario you want to play out, or would you like to roll the dice again? Go for it!

HORNY CONFESSIONS

↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their horny, dirty thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be sexy. Be stupid.

MAKE A PROMISE meme

how to play

• Comment with your character and preferences.
• + DON'T LEAVE THE BODY OF YOUR COMMENT BLANK. They're making a promise — any promise — to someone.
• That somebody? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Whoever comments, of course!

the marriage meme

Let the doves fly! Toss some rice! Release the kraken!

Okay, maybe not the last one, but it would be really cool to do after a wedding, especially if it was your wedding. Wouldn’t your brand new spouse be so impressed? But like this meme, you need not restrict yourself to kraken fun to just the beginning of your marriage: there are all sorts of stages, events, and situations to explore!

From your honeymoon to fiftieth anniversary to the day you first met that sent you down this blissful road, marriages are complicated and different for everyone. Did you marry for true love, or was it arranged? Are they the one you promised to marry when you were five, or did that whirlwind adventure make you realize whom you want to spend the rest of your life with? Pick up some dice, roll, and memorize those personalized vows.

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-21 with the RGN for a prompt!
3. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
4. Here comes the bride, all—

prompts

1. SICKENLY SWEETHEARTS ♛ You know the couple. They are always making goo-goo eyes at each other, sending perfume scented notes and flowers, and just making everyone gag. This time though, you are that blissfully unaware couple.

2. CHILDHOOD MARRIAGE PROMISE ♛ Long, long ago, you promised to marry someone you met on the playground, pinky promise and all. Did you forget about the promise and they remembered? Or are you making good on it? Better hope that they remembered and don’t already have a sweetheart you’ll have to fight.

3. UNHOLY MATRIMONY ♛ When it’s one evil villain fighting against the hero, you know that you’ll be okay. If there is an alliance, it will just be a bigger fight, but if they marry? You know things just got really dangerous.

4. ARRANGED MARRIAGE ♛ Arranged marriages aren’t always welcomed, but sometimes, the benefits outweigh personal opinions. Hopefully, you won’t get someone cruel or ugly. Now that it is the wedding day, will you go through and try to make the best of it, or will this be your last attempt at rebellion?

5. FIRST BIG FIGHT ♛ Every couple has this, and it is never pretty, whether you are dating or married. What did you fight about? Is someone sleeping on the couch? Did someone go out for a drink or to clear his or her heads? Can you make up?

6. BRIDE SWITCH ♛ Often seen in fairy tales, an evil bride switches places with a good bride during the wedding because she is so hideous… In your wedding, you aren’t marrying who you thought you were. Was your true bride switched? Did the groom lie about who he was? Do you like this new person better? Will you forgive them for lying to you?

7. OLD AGE ♛ You have long celebrated your wedding, enjoyed the honeymoon says, and maybe renewed your vows. You both are in your old age, and life is good.

8. HONEYMOON ♛ This is the best part of the marriage, some day. You are in a romantic place and finally have some privacy… to take off each other’s clothes.

9. PROPOSAL ♛ This is the moment you have been waiting for and dreading. This will alter your life drastically, for better or for worse depending upon one person’s answer.

10. FAIRY TALE ROMANCE ♛ It is perfect. It was made to be, a match in heaven, and nothing bad happened. You have the rarest kind of marriage at all: romance, friendship, and true love wrapped up in one lovely package with a bow. How did it happen? Will it stay that way?

11. WEDDING DISASTER ♛ Someone forgot the ring. You’re late. The priest upped and died on you. You didn’t get a marriage license. Something has gone horribly wrong and it might mean you won’t get married if you don’t fix it soon.

12. ELOPEMENT ♛ Screw the world, screw the opinions of your friends and family. You two were made for each other and that’s all there is to it! Sometimes eloping is the right thing to do, other times, everyone else was right and you weren’t made to be.

13. AND BABY MAKES THREE ♛ Congrats! You now have a little one on the way! Get ready for all the future ups and downs… and get the baby registries ready. Hopefully you two planned on this!

14. FIRST ANNIVERSARY ♛ It has been one year since you said your vows. How has your marriage been since then? Has the flame died? Is your bond stronger than ever? Did someone forget? Or is someone secretly pulling out all the stops?

15. HOUSE HUNTING ♛ One thing a married couple usually does is spend some time looking for a place to live. Are you having a hard time compromising? Did you find the perfect one that was out of your budget? Or are you building your own?

16. IT WAS FATE ♛ You ran into each other and spilled coffee. Your hands touched when you passed them a menu. You were rivals in a school competition. However you met, it was fate, and you knew you were meant to be. Just convince the other of that.

17. SHOTGUN WEDDING ♛ It might be less traditional, but someone would be in a lot of trouble if the baby were born out of wedlock, be it from being disowned to having your whole family shamed. Better do it before one of you shows too much!

18. HAPPY MARRIAGE CHARADE ♛ Life is not always happy after the honeymoon, and sometimes not even before, but you have reputations and images to uphold. Are you able to become happy, or will you give up and get a divorce?

19. MAIL ORDER BRIDE ♛ While slightly controversial, it has happened: a bride comes from a poorer country to escape war, poverty, or other reasons to marry a richer man in a richer country. It’s not always perfect, sometimes there are ulterior moves, and everyone always wonders if the bride is a cleverly disguised enemy spy…

20. WHY WASTE A WEDDING? ♛ The bride ran away. You just realized your best friend is your true love. The groom doesn’t really love you. For some reason, the couple everyone came for isn’t getting married, and someone else is! Yay!

21. WILD CARD ♛ Is there a scenario up there? Did you want to roll again or make up your own? Go for it!

morning sex

Unlike the frantic performance-sex that descends after a night on the town, morning sex is deliciously unpretentious, relaxing, and slow.

With the dust of sleep still in your eyes, an arching back, and a contented and effortless giggle, you toy with your lover. Gathering them in as your ankles and buttocks writhe together under the sheets. Producing a grin on your lover’s face before the new light of day has even touched their eyes.

Afterward, you join the sun of a Saturday morning with a tranquil, satisfied relish. A tray of toasted muffins appears along with a pot of coffee.

If there’s a more perfect way to start the day, I haven’t discovered it yet.

—from Idle Pleasures by Dan Kieran

How to Play

— Leave a top comment with your prefs, et al.
— Reply to others.
— Do I have to explain? You wake up next to somebody special after you did the did last night. Now, you're going to do the do!

THEY'RE CLAIMED.

a "dating proof" meme

A ring worn on a necklace. A bandana. Their family crest. A chance to wear their sick denim jacket. A love bite. Matching tattoos. Whatever form it takes, the symbol holds a singular meaning: this person's taken. Back off. We're dating.

RULES

✱ Nope, don't just write your subject line and dip. This meme requires a top level! What kind? A quick little rundown of what your character would give to their SO as a "sign" to the outside world that they're "claimed."
✱ Be cute. Do crime?

the ( f l i r t i n g ) meme

Whether it's because you saw a cutie at the bar or a game between old lovers, tonight you're pulling out all your best moves to impress. See if you can win that person's heart or remind your lover just how much you still want them. There are a million reasons to flirt. Maybe you're just doing it because it's fun.

Doesn't matter where you are either, it doesn't stop the inexplicable urge. A smokey bar, at a coffee shop, or just hanging around the house, you've got your sights set. Hopefully your flirting is as good as you think it is or it might get embarrassing!

- Post your character's name, series, and preferences. Feel free to set a scene!
- Others respond with their flirting attempts.
- Have fun!

THE SHARED DREAM MEME

Mutual dreaming is the claim that two or more people can literally share the same dream. Is it possible? Sure! Anything is possible in the dreamscape! The best part? When you wake up, you're both able to reminisce about it!

...Unless it's a nightmare, then maybe you don't want talk about it. Or maybe it's one of those dreams where you're naked in front of the entire school, and your crush just so happens to be the one sharing this dream with you. Because if that's the case, it might be time to hide forever.

And God help you both if it's a steamy one.

How to Play
◆ Comment with the usual.
◆ Leave some possible dreamscapes for others to wake up in, if you feel so inclined.
◆ Respond with crazy, sexy, cool dreams.

DREAMS.
SURVIVAL — The entire world has fallen to chaos and you two are the sole survivors. One of those.
THE NIGHTMARE — The one where you're both being chased by Jason Voorhees.
THE SEXY ONE — Naturally. Dream sex makes the best sex!
THE WEIRD ONE — All of your shoelaces have been replaced by snakes. Don't psychoanalyze this one too hard.

REASONS.
PSYCHIC BOND — You're bonded now, somehow, and this is part of it.
ALIENS — 'Nuff said.
LOVE AU — A world where sharing dreams with someone is a sign of being soulmates.
SCIENCE — You've both agreed to take part in this experiment.

morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!

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The Holiday Season Meme

How to Play

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