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The Seasonally Appropriate Smut Meme

The answer to all of your holiday smutty urges. Cosy filth basically.
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1. In front of the fire
The classic. You're getting cosy in front of the fire and well... you know how it goes.

2. Gift exchange
Probably not the kind of gift exchange that's appropriate to have in front of anyone else. The gifts can be actual gifts of the sexy variety (that toy you've had your eye on for that special someone) or a particular act that your partner has been dying to try. What better time to do that for them? Go wild!

3. Cosy cabin
Maybe you just wanted to get away for the holidays and retreat to that cosy cabin? Candles are lit, the fire is burning, there's snow falling outside... the perfect romantic atmosphere!

4. Into the woods
This one is really just an excuse for outdoor fucking. Maybe you just went outside to get more firewood or perhaps you were supposed to be picking a tree and just got carried away? Perhaps you were just walking around enjoying the decorations and that shortcut through the woods turned sexy?

5. You're the gift
The obligatory bondage prompt. You felt like tying up more than the regular gifts with that ribbon...

6. Christmas party
This can be at work, a gathering between friends, whatever kind of Christmas party you fancy. The important part here is that you have the overwhelmingly inappropriate urge to get your hands all over one another. Better find somewhere private! Or not. That's up to you.

7. Travelling for the holidays
Your flight got delayed, you need to stop in a hotel for the night, you might already have a travelling companion to spend the night with or maybe you just meant someone new and very intriguing at the hotel bar...
Alternatively and a whole lot less glamorous, maybe you were driving somewhere and something's wrong with the car. Better find a way to keep warm until that tow truck arrives.

8. Cooking
You're trying to cook the all important meal and your partner keeps being distracting. That roast is getting burnt. Just sayin'.
Or maybe the cookie decorating just went in an unexpected direction with the icing...

9. Christmas cracker
What kind of a crazy person puts sex pollen inside Christmas crackers? Well, at least the traditional tacky paper crowns were still included...