FALL DATE meme

Anyone else want an excuse to play brain fluffy fall shit? Got you covered.

01 Comment with your character and info.
02 Get tags.
03 Roll the dice and tag out with your own fix-up on these prompts.

Prompts

Get lost in a corn maze with thermoses of your favorite hot drinks

Take popcorn and hot cider to a local community outdoor concert

Visit a haunted house

Have a board game night

Go to a gym and workout together

Write out a Fall Bucket List together (take turns choosing activities)

Have a bonfire party with with flannel blankets (invite more couples maybe?)

Go ice skating

Make Haunted Gingerbread houses with Halloween colored candy and icing

Rake some leaves together, play in them, and rake them up again:!

Cuddle by a fire with hot drinks and read Edger Allen Poe together

Visit your local visitors center and go on a historic tour of your own town

Fly kites on a windy day

Give little care packages or blankets to some homeless people

Pick out Halloween Costumes together, and have a fashion show!

Make caramel apples together

Have a marathon party and watch a whole season of a favorite show (with lots of snacks)

Visit a local arcade and play all the two man video games

Go roller skating

Go to a local harvest festival

Go to a concert together

Turn the lights off and tell ghost stories with a flash light

Go bowling with some family or friends

Go to the County fair, and don’t leave out the ferris wheel

Visit a new restaurant neither of you have ever tried

Go for a bike ride together along a scenic trail

Schedule a private ballroom dance lesson for the two of you

Spend the date at a big bookstore and grab some cocoa from the little cafe

Have a scary movie marathon, with only one blanket

Bake a pumpkin or apple pie together

Take a walk on a deserted beach and breath in the chilly sea air

Explore a local farmers market and buy a few new homemade treats to try together

Go to a pumpkin patch

Pumpkin carving/decorating together

Go for a walk and or picnic out in the country where you can really see the changing season

Go horseback riding

Really surprise him or her with a romantic hot air balloon ride

Put a simple quilt together (if your guy will go for it), and then snuggle in it!

Bring a pizza to the park and toss a frisbee or football

Make lots of tailgating snacks and watch ‘the big game’

Make a fun video together and post it to youtube! (try talking in accents or doing magic tricks, etc)

Go Geocaching (a local treasure hunt where you use a GPS www.geocaching.com)

Have a costume party with friends

Go shopping for some fall decor and things (don’t leave out the flannel sheets!)

Climb onto your roof with some blankets and star gaze

Rent a canoe or kayak and go enjoy all the Fall colors out on the water

Visit a $1 store with an equal budget, and pick out silly meaningful gifts for each other

Go to a zoo together, and don’t leave out the gift shop and little restaurant

Make Halloween sugar cookies and deliver them to friends or family

Go to a local college or high school sporting event

On The Run Meme

Maybe something went wrong, or maybe it's just another normal day in your life, but you've found yourself on the run. Did you commit a crime, or cross the wrong person, or simply end up in the wrong place at the wrong time? Whatever the reason behind your situation is, your goal is the same: don't get caught.

How To Play

• Comment with your character, and if you're feeling ambitious put in a bit of a starter. Who are you running from and why?

• Respond to others, either as their partner on the run or part of the force chasing them.

• Have epic adventures, fall in love, utterly fail and get caught. See how it goes!
• RNG for some extra unpredictable fun.

Scenarios
1. Running from the cops. You broke the law, whether it was shoplifting or murder, and now you've got a warrant out for your arrest.
2. Attracted the wrong attention. You made someone angry, or obsessed, or otherwise drawn their ire and now they're after you.
3. Somewhere or somewhen. You've ended up in a place and/or time in which you're not welcome.
4. Wildcard!

Relationships
1. Friends (or more.) You've known each other for awhile and are on good terms, so hopefully you can rely on each other in this situation.
2. Circumstantial allies. Strangers, enemies, or otherwise you've ended up in this mess together, and it might benefit you both to cooperate.
3. Opposite sides. One of you is the runner, and the other is pursuing. Which will prevail?
4. Wildcard!

Complications
1. Late to the party. How many people did you piss off? In addition to whoever was already after you, someone else now is as well. Maybe they'll take each other out?
2. Confrontation. They've found you, and it's come down to a fight.
3. Disguise. You can't evade them, but you can hope they won't recognize you. Better be a good actor!
4. Wildcard!

The (possibly AU) Incest Meme

Incest is, despite its taboo nature in most societies, actually a pretty popular convention in both romantic fiction and works of a more erotic bent, in everything from period or fantasy pieces to series taking place in places like modern day Japan. Still, the most common configuration in these fictions are the pairing of siblings. Perhaps this is because of the usual lack of age difference and power dynamic that exists in child/adult relative pairings, though this is not always the case. Because of this, a sexual or romantic relationship between siblings can almost seem, well, romantic in the right light. Of course, more often than not, there's a dark side under the veneer of forbidden love.

This meme is for those who would like to play out that, either the darkness or the light - or both.

HOW TO PLAY

-Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to mention any hard lines you have.
-Comment around to others. PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO FACILITATE CROSS-CANON TAGGING, THIS MEME WILL BE CONSIDERED AN AU FAIR GAME ZONE. Feel free to comment in with characters who do not canonically have siblings or comment to people from other fandoms.
-Be respectful of others.

PROMPTS

1. Feeling Strange: You've known this person your entire life, yet lately you've been feeling...different about them. These feelings aren't exactly familial, either.
2. Not as Normal Families: Whatever the specifics of the case may be, your childhood was not the norm, and thus the two of you have grown close that way.
3. Raised Apart: Scientists believe that when siblings are raised together under normal circumstances, they will not find each other sexually attractive; however, if they are reared apart, they may be highly attracted to each other when they meet as adults.
4. Only Kin by Name: Psuedo-incest between step siblings or adopted siblings is not quite as taboo, but you could still be looked down upon for harboring those desires for someone who is a member of your family by one way or another.
5. Defender: One of you is older and has always looked after the other, meaning that something has grown between you that is thicker than any blood.
6. Guilty: You feel terrible for these longings toward your own flesh and blood, and you do your best to stop them. But can you choose who you want to be with? And how disciplined are you when it's someone you care for in other ways?
7. Dysfunctional: You don't have a good relationship as siblings, yet your relationship as lovers is great.
8. There's Nothing Wrong Here: To you, incest is a casual affair and the "forbidden" aspect is lost. Sorry you were grounded, big brother. Here, since you can't go out, let me be your girlfriend for the night.
9. Like Looking in a Mirror: The two of you are closer than siblings: you're twins. You share everything, so why is your love any different?
10. Skirting the Line: Stolen glances. Lips only a breath away. You're walking a fine line here. You haven't become physical...yet.
11. Got a Secret, Better Keep It: Needless to say, an incestuous relationship is not one that can see the light of day. You'd better keep it behind closed doors.
12. Jealousy: You can't stand the idea of sharing your beloved sibling with someone else, yet it's hard to make this known without blowing your cover.
13. As One: The obligatory smut prompt, whether it be the first time or one of many the two of you steal away.
14. The Things I Do for Love: You'll do anything to protect your love affair with you sibling and make sure no one interferes. Anything.
15. And You'll Be My Queen: It may seem as though the light will never come, but you want to make promises to your most precious sibling that one day, you'll live as any normal couple.
16. Anyone Who Isn't Us is the Enemy: You're in a dangerous climate, and the only one you can depend on is your flesh and blood - bringing you closer together.
17. No Choice in the Matter: Your sibling is not a willing participant in your debauchery, but they endure your cruelty, grooming, and manipulation because you are their brother or sister.
18. No One Like You: There truly is no one who can love you like the person who is closest to being you, bone of your bone. You perfectly understand each other and your love is pure.
19. Where No One Knows Our Faces: You've decided to flee your current life and live as new people among those who don't know that you're related.
20. Out in the Light: A secret no more, the two of you have decided to bring your affair out into the open. You will face the world, no matter what it does.
21. Rejection: Someone - friends, family, etc - has found out what you two have done and are disgusted by it. Will you turn to each other for comfort?
22. The End: Being with someone so unattainable is tiring, and one day, you may grow weary of stowing everything away, locking your heart up, or feeling so shamed. This must cease. But can you go back to being just siblings?
23. Not Really Related After All: Perhaps the most cliche of tropes, though it's often used to "justify" incest. Turns out the two of you aren't really siblings! Now, you can pursue a relationship freely.
24. Part of the Same Whole: You're meant to be together, you firmly believe it.
25. Sick and Twisted: The fact that you two are siblings actually is a kink/fetish for you. You get off to all of this.
26. FREESTYLE

destined lovers

Your entire life, a mystery remains to be solved: who owns the name you wear on some part of your flesh? Their identity and location might not be clear, but you do know that somehow, some way, the two of you are destined to meet.

And fall in love.

Perhaps for an eternity or even a day. The time together doesn’t matter. The nature of your union doesn’t, either.

What counts is that you come together.

About the other names? Well...

HOW TO PLAY
🖊️ Comment with your character and prefs.
🖊️ Those who reply have your character's name on them. Your character has their name on them. So it goes.
🖊️ Thread out their long-awaited meeting.
🖊️ People can sport many names, fyi.

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

Tale as old as tragedy: you two are a couple, but one of you is actively dying. Right now. In the other's arms.

How inconvenient.

RULES
○ Comment with your character, preferences, desired role, etc.
○ Get tags and get busy dying.

THE TIME TRAVEL MEME

Somehow, someway, you've mastered time travel! Well done, genius. Maybe it was accidental, maybe you knew exactly what you were doing all along, perhaps you've even been at it a while!

How to play
① Tag in with your name, canon and date. The latter should be from your character's perspective! For example, Jane Doe | That Oldie Zombie Series | 1945. Leave info, preferences and/or suggestions in a note if you want.
② Pick someone else's toplevel. Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario in their time! Or just choose one, we know how this works.
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)

Scenarios
① Trapped. Something doesn't seem to be quite right with the machine anymore ...
② Long Lost Lovers. You're back in their arms and nothing can separate you, not even time and space itself.
③ War. You've arrived in the middle of a fight/battlefield. Unless you intended for it to happen, this isn't looking so good.
④ Sickness. Did that person mention the Black Death?! Better find your friend and get out of the Dark Ages before you start coughing.
⑤ Party. Lucky you! There's a hootenanny going down in the past/future and it looks like you're just in time to grab a drink.
⑥ Missing. They stole your first time machine, but now you've built another and the chase is on!
⑦ Date Night. Nothing says 'oh, Mr. Darcy, oh!' like a romantic blast into the past or a frolic into the future. Whichever historical event is going on around you now, however amazing, it's all foreplay in the grand scheme of things.
⑧ Lost. It's years ahead of the times for one of you, but things seem normal enough to the other person.
⑨ You Dun Fucked Up, Kid. Which year is it? Which world is this, for that matter? Shit. Looks like you didn't just build a time machine, you're in a whole other universe ... !
⑩ Roller's Choice. Pick your own.

SEXY MIND LINK

If you're familiar with that old sci-fi cannard where, suddenly, two people are mentally linked, this meme is all about that...except smutty. Two characters get mind-melded and share explicit thoughts/fantasies they have about each other, somebody's jerking it when the link fires up, or worse.

ONE: drop them prefs and characters.
TWO: people reply and smack your character upside the noggin with whatever TMI is getting shared.
THREE: can you break the chain?

megafluff

RULES
- drop a top level.
- get a starter line of dialogue, then keep rolling (or, if you want to switch it up, your top level can have the starter!).

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to the whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

THE LONG DISTANCE MEME

Whether it's a temporary parting or your entire relationship has played out through letters and late-night text messages, being separated from your sweetie is never fun. Friends and family might shake their heads and encourage you to look closer to home, but you know this person is worth the wait.

Fortunately, there are certain ways you can ease the pain of loneliness. Messages, letters, phone calls, video chats, sweet but fleeting reunions... made all the more intense by the distance between you. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, after all...

PROMPTS!

1. LDR
Maybe you met online, or maybe you've been separated by circumstances. Regardless, the miles between you don't change how you feel about them - and you're prepared to show them that!

2. Workaholic SO
They work so hard (or so far away), they're almost never with you. Why not remind them of what they're missing out on at home?

3. Camgirl/boy
They say your relationship isn't real, but what do they know? You're infatuated, and you'll do anything to prove it.

4. Historical
You may not have all the conveniences of modern technology, but oh, you make do. Racy letters, secret trysts, and always finding one another the very moment your paths may cross again keeps the flame alive.

5. Parting Ways
You haven't separated yet, but you will soon. Whether it's for the first time or the hundredth, you'll make this moment count.

6. Wildcard
Anything goes!

married couple shipping & smut meme

Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.

Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
Reply to others.

prompts.

wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN

a SPA DAY meme

Haven't we put our characters through enough? Don't they deserve a break? Well, at Bakerstreet's Spa and Relaxation Center, they'll get the day off they deserve!

This place has everything: a sauna, massage tables, those pretty little crystals, a room filled with bubbles, incense and aromatherapy... And, in true Bakerstreet fashion, there are plenty of rooms where relaxation is mandatory — you know, hot rooms where the steam is actually some sort of body-relaxing aphrodisiac, as per usual.

Your character can't leave until they relax. We don't make the rules. So, they might as well undress to their level of comfort and stick some cucumbers over their eyes.

Comment with your character and your preferences. Start off with some places where your character might be found, or tell us the kind of thread you're looking for.
Relax with others.

massage table - Hop on up and let your aches and pains melt away. Courtesy of another Bakerstreet denizen; we're a little short-staffed at the moment.
sauna- It's so hot! It's like a sauna in here!
facial - Like a massage, but of the facial variety.
truth be told - You're so relaxed, the truth can't help but come out. Or maybe it's something in the air...
pampered - Nails, hair, everything's done for you. Just say the word and someone will bring you whatever you need.
mud room - Get covered in mud! It might sound silly, but obviously there're some healing properties to it. Probably.
seaweed wrap - You might look like a sushi roll by the end of it, unable to move, but there's a reason for it. There's a reason for it, right?
aphro'd - All this relaxation is making you feel something else...
outdoor - This spa is out in nature! Maybe at a natural hot springs, or under a waterfall. It's really lovely...
client's choice - How you relax is up to you!

torture

a horror meme

Sex is great and all, but have you ever reduced someone to a shell of their former self?

Through various means, this meme is all about getting into people's heads. The end goal of these mindfucks is up to the character, naturally. What is it that they want, anyway? To gaslight someone into doing their bidding? To wield ultimate power over someone else? Maybe they're just looking for love and going about it the wrong way, Misery style? Or, maybe they just want to hurt people.

Generally, these things take time, so expect a slowburn into despair with some of these prompts.

how to play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and how you'd like to go your torture. Break some bones, inflict some trauma, go nuts. Additionally, make sure to warn for content.
Reply to others.
Send therapy bills in the mail.

physical

sensory deprivation - You know, you don't realize how much you rely on sight and sound until they're taken away from you...
sleep deprivation - Sleep is so important! It would be a shame if someone prevented you from doing that with loud noises and spray bottles.
electrostim - Zap zap.
positioning - Keeping someone on their knees, or in a small, uncomfortable space for a long period of time is its own form of torture.
non-con - A different kind of torture, but horrible nonetheless.
picking / peeling - You remember that scene from Game of Thrones? The one where he pulls another person's skin off?
dismemberment - You don't need ALL of your fingers, and there are tons of medical remedies for a missing foot these days.
surgery - It may be experimental, but I hear some of those organs, you don't even need!
water - Sleeping in water, waterboarding, using water as a punishment...
nature - They've been bad, so it's time to leave them exposed to the elements. They can come inside once they've earned it.
fire - Branding, burning, or even holding a flame near your victim's face without touching them... All fire-related things can get pretty hot.
love taps - Little pokes and pricks might not seem like much, but over time, they can become enough to make you want to pull your hair out.
hair - Shaving someone's head, or changing their physical appearance in a drastic way can go a long ways when it comes to depersonalization.
scarring / tattooing - Not only is it painful; it's permanent.
petifiy - Taking someone from a human to a pet might include leashes and collars, or making them act in an animalistic way.
dehumanize - Real food is for real people. Eat from the trash, creature.
punishment - Something about chains and whips.
mock execution - Aw, come on, bro. It's just a prank. The gun wasn't even loaded!
tender touch - Between rounds of brutality, it doesn't hurt to butter them up with love and kisses. It keeps them on their toes, never sure of what to trust.
writer's choice - Something we left out? Throw it in!

emotional + psychological

kidnap / stockholm - Spend enough time around someone and eventually your spirit will be broken, am I right?
gaslight - Sewing seeds of doubt until someone's left questioning their entire reality. What do you mean? That never happened!
memory wipe - Through science or through magic, erase away all the memories you don't want them to have. If they don't remember, did it even happen?
humiliation / shame - Take this one as you will. Public humiliation, private humiliation, humiliation in the bedroom... all of it can do a number on the psyche.
against their will - They don't want to [insert horrible thing here], but you're not leaving them much of a choice.
conditions - Everything could be so nice! All they have to do is follow your rules.
renaming - It goes hand-in-hand with striping someone of their identity. That old name never suited you anyway.
vicious mockery - What are you? An idiot sandwich!
behind closed doors - In public, the two of you seem as happy as ever. It's when you're out of the public eye that the breakdown begins.
identity crisis - Do you know who you are? Do you really know who you are? Look in the mirror. What do you see?
threats - Do that again and see what happens.
control / monitoring - They're watching. Always watching... All that means is that you ought to be on your best behavior at all times!
enemies in everyone - You trust me, right? So when I say everyone is out to get you, what reason do you have not to believe me?
yelling - Not quite as elegant as some of the others on this list, but raising one's voice is sure to leave a lasting impression on someone.
cuckhold - Aw, did you really think you were special? You could be replaced at any point. See?
torture another - We can't let you have all the fun. So we brought in someone close to you to share in the misery!
isolation - Keeping them all to yourself. No one can help.
learned helplessness - The exit is right there, but they're so broken down from repeated brain breaks that they don't even consider going for it.
ransom - There's something humbling about being at the mercy of someone, lest they share all your secrets with the world.
writer's choice - Something we left out? Throw it in!

Soft Meme

how to play;

Comment with your character.
Reply to others.
No thoughts, just fluff.

[ sing ] — A sings a love song to B
[ bath ] — A draws a bath for B
[ cry ] — A lets B cry on their shoulder
[ tear ] — A wipes B’s tears
[ cuddle ] — A cuddles up to B as they’re just waking up
[ art ] — A sketches a picture of B
[ snap ] — A snaps a picture of B when they’re not looking
[ kiss ] — A kisses along a stretch of B’s skin
[ clothe ] — A helps B remove an article of their clothing
[ embrace ] — A jumps into B’s arms
[ carry ] — A carries B to bed
[ lift ] — A playfully picks up B from around their waist
[ pin ] — A pins B underneath them
[ massage ] — A gently massages B
[ sit ] — A sits on B’s lap
[ lean ] — A leans against B’s shoulder
[ scar ] — A shows B one of their scars
[ wrap ] — A wraps their arm around B’s waist to pull them close
[ pillow ] — A uses B’s lap as a pillow
[ goodnight ] — A kisses B goodnight
[ hold ] — our characters lace their fingers together
[ dance ] — our characters slow dance together
[ candle ] — our characters cuddle in a dimly candlelit room
[ tub ] — our characters share a hot tub together
[ nuzzle ] — our characters touch noses
[ laugh ] — our characters laugh together
[ bed ] — our characters share a bed

we could be royals

honestly, who doesn't want an excuse to be a prince/ss for a day (or life)?

how

1. Post with your character, name and canon in the subject line. If you have a preference, note whether you'd rather play royalty and/or the person interacting with royalty who perhaps is not that thing.
2. Tag others by rolling for a prompt using rng. Or tag by "rolling" and not just "straight up picking" what you want. Or straight up pick what you want. It's a free internet.
3. Stick it to everyone who said you'd never be royals, brah.

prompts

everyone's royals

a. “your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au
b. “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au
c. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding here in your country and i feel like a bad person for enjoying it but you're hella cute” au
d. "i came out to negotiate a peace treaty with you tonight but honestly i feel personally victimized by your hotness and the way you say the word 'partnership'" au
e. "on the one hand i'm really glad you're better at hiding from the paparazzi than i am but on the other hand you dragged us into this closet now what" au

not everyone's royals

a. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au
b. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)
c. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au (aka princess diaries style)
d. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au
e. "i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au
f. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

THE BIG SEXY PARTY MEME

It's a party! Not just any old party, though. This is a grownup party. A VERY grownup party. A "clothing optional" kind of party. Leave your sense of modesty at the door, you won't need it here.

PROMPTS

Welcome! - You just got here. Did you need a shot of liquid courage to get through the front door? Did you show up partially undressed? Entirely undressed? Do you need a little encouragement to get into the swing of things? Did you even KNOW what kind of party this was?
The Bar - Get a drink. Get a snack. Get your flirt on with other people getting a drink or a snack.
Party games - Truth or Dare! Never have I ever! Beer Pong! Seven minutes in heaven! Just keep in mind that all the rules have been adjusted to encourage the maximum amounts of nudity and general debauchery!
Dance floor - The entire venue is pounding with music, but it's loudest here. Flashing colored lights! Poles for spinning around! Raised platforms for showing off on! Bust a move that's too hot to do in public.
Hookups - Look with all the alcohol and loud music and exposed skin, it's pretty inevitable that some people are gonna sneak off to some private bedroom to get it on. Or to NOT sneak off. There are no rules here. If you wanna bone down in the living room, you can bone down in the living room.
Quiet room - No one expects you to keep the energy up all night. There's a quiet room, with couches and blankets and pillows and all that comfy stuff, if you need a minute to just collapse in a sweaty naked pile and cuddle for a while.
Orgy - All vestigial traces of restraint have been thrown out the window here. No need for introductions or anything like that. Just dive right in to the pile of fucking!
Meet Cute - You're catching your breath while sitting next to the person you were just in a threesome sandwich with. Maybe you should like...find out their name or something?
Water - There's a pool, a jacuzzi, and also a fountain that someone poured a bottle of bubble bath into. Dive right in! Bathing suits optional!
Cleanup - The party's winding down and real life will return soon. That means everyone's underwear has to be sorted, various bodily fluids need to be mopped up, empty beer bottles and other debris needs to be thrown out, and passed out guests need to be woken up so they can get home.
TFLN - It's the next day, your memory is spotty and all you have to figure out what happened last night is second-hand accounts and your chat history.
WILDCARD! - This den of sin and debauchery has more things going on than I can list here. Make up your own way to be perverted.

Aruba, Jamaica - ooh I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama - come on, pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego - baby, why don't we go
Down to Kokomo?
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow.
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo.

WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences--while this is not inherently a smut meme, it could definitely turn that way.

OPTIONS:

1. Stranded!: No matter how great this island is, it's not where you intended to be. What are you going to do now that you're stuck here?

2. Fun on the Beach: Sand castles, skin scrubs in the shallows, wading out into the surf. There's a lot of fun to be had in the sand and the sun. Add volleyballs and bikinis and you have a competition.

3. Fish and Fruits: It's time to eat, and there's a lot of interesting things to be foraged, fished and hunted on the island. Are you going to make coconut shrimp over an open fire? Will you go fishing for a sting ray in the reef?

4. Warm Island Nights: There's a million stars overhead that you'd never see at home. The sand is still warm, and you might even have a blanket to snuggle up in together. Or perhaps it's the perfect time to go skinny-dipping by moonlight.

5. Luxury Resort: Instead of a bog-standard wild tropical island, you're at a full luxury resort and have the chance to go swimming in a pool, get a massage, or even enjoy the buffet. Is this the life, or what?

6. Wacky Weather: Tidal wave? Hurricane? Sudden freak snowstorm? Something's threatening your island paradise and making it a miserable place to be.

7. Island Invasion: One of you has been on this island for a while -- weeks, months, even years alone with no one to rely on but yourself. And now there's a newcomer to your home. Is this a good thing? What happens when you two meet?

8. Strange Things Afoot: Did you step into Lost instead of Survivor? Strange sounds coming from the jungle, animals that just shouldn't be in this part of the world, perhaps even weirder things. How do you two cope with dragons in the palm trees?

9. Wildcard!: I know I forgot something, probably several somethings, so here's your wildcard for whatever else you can fit into this meme.

the self-indulgent fanfiction tropes meme
all of your favorite gen & shippy cliches!

WHAT TO DO
— Comment with your character and any preferences in the subject line.
— Reply to others using one or more of the prompts below as inspiration.
— LBR, we all know how this works by now.

1. ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE.
Whether it's the classic 'waking up in Vegas' story or a magic ritual gone wrong, the characters are now bound for eternity. Better find a way to undo it -- it's not like they're going to fall in love or anything.

2. AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
For one reason or another, the characters are roommates, or housemates, or tentmates. Will they get along or argue over whose turn it is to do the dishes?

3. ARRANGED MARRIAGE / MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE.
Unlike the accidental marriage, this one was fully intentional. Whether it was arranged against their will for someone else's gain or a purposeful decision on their part, the characters are now in a totally platonic marriage. Unless...???

4. BODYSWAP.
The Freaky Friday. Due to forces unknown, the characters have swapped bodies. Can they work together to undo whatever magic got them here?

5. BOUND TOGETHER.
Characters are either physically bound together, such as by handcuffs, or magically bound together by some sort of soulbond. Either way, they won't be going anywhere without each other any time soon.

6. FAKE DATING / MARRIAGE.
The ultimate in fanfic tropes, the pretend relationship. You all know how this works -- just make sure to cut it off before anyone catches real feelings.

7. FANCY BALL.
Maybe characters are undercover for a heist or some other clandestine operation. Maybe they got dragged here by a friend. Maybe they're just attending for fun! No matter what, everyone is dressed to the nines.

8. HUDDLING FOR WARMTH / SNOWED IN.
Baby, it's cold outside! Better cuddle to stay warm.

9. INJURED.
One or both characters has been injured (seriously or not) and needs some TLC. Hope you have a first aid kit handy!

10. ONLY ONE BED.
Oh, no -- looks like we've only got one room left, and it's only got one bed. You guys are cool with sharing, right?

11. SOULMATES.
A trope that most commonly revolves around characters with soulmate marks that determine who their One True Love will be. Other options include psychic links, reincarnation, and more!

12. STRANDED.
Characters are stranded somewhere together -- in the wilderness, in the desert, on a remote planet. They'll have to depend on each other to get out of this, and maybe bond a little along the way.

13. STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR.
The elevator's stuck, and no one's coming. Looks like you've got a lot of time to kill. Maybe you could strike up a conversation?

14. UNDERCOVER.
The characters are on a secret mission and no one can know their identities. Hey, that fake mustache is falling off!

― 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ( a collection of various settings. comment with your character, tag others, roll for prompts. )

001. a tattoo parlour, buzzing with machinery and walls lined with artwork .
002. a shopping mall, crowded and loud .
003. a cabin in the mountains, taking shelter from the snow storm.
004. an abandoned tea party, occupied with broken dolls .
005. the shooting range, empty casings clinking on the floor and sulphur in the air .
006. a music room, filled with melodies of an instrument .
007. an empty auto shop, hood of a car left open and quiet music coming through speakers .
008. a bright arcade, coins falling from machines and claws grabbing at soft toys .
009. the kennels, filled with barking dogs and excited companions .
010. a restaurant, where everyone is eerily quiet and staff are overly friendly .
011. a riding arena, with trained riders atop proud horses .
012. a mini golf course, sails of a windmill obscuring the path ahead .
013. a zoo, filled with an array of unique animals .
014. the docks of a bay, boats lining the decks .
015. a pond with ducks, seeking food .
016. a museum, displaying ancient bones and pottery of a history long ago .
017. a closed down prison, ghosts of violent history echoing in empty cells .
018. a quiet train station, lights overhead flickering and announcement board displaying errors .
019. the vast desert, scorching heat baring down at high noon .
020. the dark woods, filled with strange hanging symbols made of sticks .
021. a deep hole in the ground, covered by leaves and sticks .
022. a wishing fountain, base lined with copper coins of past wishes .
023. an abandoned picnic in an empty field, flask still warm with coffee .
024. a barn filled with hay and tools, old wood creaking in the wind .
025. a graveyard in the dead of night, wind howling through the trees .
026. a crumbling bridge above a raging river .
027. the refreshing waters of a lake, away from prying eyes .
028. the crossroads, in the middle of nowhere .
029. a cosy bonfire at summer camp, marshmallows roasting on the fire .
030. the top of a radio tower, with the perfect view of the surrounding area .
031. a lone phone box on a street corner .
032. a large elaborate temple dedicated to a deity, offerings still intact .
033. a drive-in movie theatre, cars empty and projector casting only light onto the screen .
034. a strange trail of breadcrumbs on a woodland path .
035. a haunted mansion, ancient paintings watching every footstep .
036. a decrepit mine located out in the hills, believed by locals to have a powerful curse cast upon it .
037. the edge of a cliff, overlooking the rough waves and distant sounds of approaching danger .
038. a road trip across country, music blaring through speakers .
039. a flower shop, filled with bouquets and a sweet aroma .
040. an airport in the early hours of the morning, deprived of sleep .
041. a train on its way to its destination, a sleeping passenger resting on a shoulder .
042. an abandoned shack filled with strange books of the occult and something mysterious bubbling on the stove .
043. an empty throne room, moonlight glimmering through tall windows .
044. an underwater tunnel in an aquarium, fish swimming overhead and sharks looming in the distance .
045. deep within unmarked cave located in the side of a mountain, lit only by a flare .
046. the dusty streets of a western town, watched by wary residents .
047. the back of a vast library, surrounded by books, when a black book falls from the highest shelf .
048. a room of an asylum, an abandoned camcorder left in the middle of the room .
049. the shores of an unknown beach, washed up from the ocean .
050. the deck of an unsteady ship, waves crashing against the haul and rain lashing down from dark clouds .

( stolen from here. )

101 fluffs

RULES
- drop a top level.
- get a starter line of dialogue, then keep rolling (or, if you want to switch it up, your top level can have the starter!).