meme; partition smut

[metropolising]

  

THE PARTITION SMUT MEME Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up We ain't even gonna make it to this club Now my mascara runnin', red lipstick smudged You're going somewhere - a party, an important function, a coronation, your wedding. That, or you're going to do something important. Address the masses. Go undercover. Dance at the ball. And, of course, going to the club is very important. Whatever the occasion, you're ready and you're dressed up to the nines. You also have a partner by your side. ...and that partner and you are getting incredibly handsy, even though there's a set agenda, here. You've spent too much time getting ready and there's too big of a risk that you might be discovered. What if you ruin your clothes? What if you're obviously stinking of sex? Well, that may be the appeal for you, knowing that other people know. Passion could also be a factor, as well. You just need to be with them when they look this good. Don't let your rendezvous be discovered. You could get exposed, especially if you're in transit, and that would be a big blowup, and nobody wants that! So keep it subtle, and don't let them Monica Lewinsky on your gown or suit. Be careful and have as much fun removing your clothes as you had putting them on. Then, look as pulled together as you possibly can when you finally get to where you need to be and no one will see you on your knees. Comment with your character and preferences. Respond to others.