meme; food with a side of smut

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 Food with a Side of Smut Meme

The human brain, that complex, paradoxical ball of nerves, strives most to avoid pain and gain pleasure. Many, many people find great pleasure in two seemingly disparate pursuits: great food and mindblowing sex.

...you know where this is going. Why not combine the two? It's not that out-there - strawberries, chocolate, and whipped cream have been associated with the sensual forever (Valentine's, anyone) - and you might just serve up a heaping plateful of fu-

Okay. No food puns. Let's just get on with the meme.

HOW TO PLAY

- Comment with your character, info, what role you're into, prefs and etc. Prefs are very important for this meme, as prompts run from extremely vanilla (...sorry) to kinky.
- Reply to others.
- Thread.
- Take this meme however you want it. I'm not the police....or am I?

1. Coincidental: You two were hanging out and whoops, accidental lady/boner due to how erotically (purposefully or not) they were eating their popsicle/banana/whatever.
2. Straight from the Heart: Cooking up a special treat's just your way of showing you care. You set them a feast, then you'll take them to the bedroom. #steakandblowjobday just took on a new meaning.
3. Whips...Not that Kind: Whipped cream on your bits? It's more likely than you think. Enjoy a body shot, too, or nosh on any of your favorites on a living plate.
4. Something Warm Waiting: You expected to hit the hay for the day. What you got was a very pleased and very naked special someone waiting with a fresh-out-of-the-oven baked good.
5. Crumbs in Bed: Netflix and popcorn or ice cream or takeout went in a decidedly different direction.
6. Lap of Luxury: Be treated like a queen/king and lay your head in your lover's lap as they feed you morsels.
7. Messy: Jello wrestling? Pudding baths? Don't clean up your act - get messy and sexy.
8. Feederism (Light): Whether you're genuinely concerned that your partner isn't getting enough to eat or you just like them a teensy bit chubby, here's your cute, fluffy feeder option.