meme; improvisation smut

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   ιмρяσνιѕαтιση smut meme

So, you and your lover can't have sex in a way that involves penis-in-orifice (or genital against genital in...general). Whether it's a species incompatibility, size difference, moral crisis, virginity hangup, or a plain ol' technicality, don't worry! Improvise! Put your hands, mouth, edges of furniture, and toys to good use. And, as one of the greatest minds of our time said, there's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind; dryhumping is not off the table.

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• Be creative, you little shits. Don't just stick dicks into butts.