meme; courtship attempt

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  COURTSHIP attempt

You know what, unfortunately, can't just happen without acknowledging it? Getting into a relationship. It's a good deal of hard, sometimes embarrassing work, starting with telling the target of your intentions what your intentions are. Then, you have to date/court/woo/be positive in their presence or general direction.

You can't see why everyone doesn't just continue on with their lives and just know that you and this other person are together - including this other person. That sounds easier.

But you know what you have to do, no matter how shy, how awkward, how naive, how shut-off, or how big of an asshole you are. You're going to court that interest of yours, going to be romantic, damnit! Of course, what your definition of that is can vary, being anything from a sweet kiss to the severed bloody head of your enemies. Whatever works though, right?

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