meme; unexpected crush

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 THE UNEXPECTED CRUSH MEME

You're badass like a Winchester. Logical like a Vulcan. High strung like a shonen hero. High class like a Tolkien elf. Charming like Flynn Rider. Surly like a Homestuck troll or prince of all Saiyans. Crafty like Loki or Jack Frost. Or maybe, just maybe, you're tsundere as all hell. Whatever the case may be, you're too cool for and way above crushes. Except for the giant, schoolgirl crush they're nursing right now.

The crush could be could be someone like you, all badass or, or maybe those sweetie cuties you think are the only ones to get crushes. Now wouldn't that be funny? A grouchy bounty hunter over the moon with a borderline-Disney princess? Perhaps not that stark of a contrast...unless you'd like to. You could always go for the more mild-mannered but still polite and friendly anchor for your hot-headed warrior or cruel maniac.

Two nice cutiepies getting together, or maybe a secretly nice guy or gal crushing on someone who'd bring that out in them? Perhaps an awkward introvert longing after a perky extrovert or two assholes just being blushy jerks all over the place! Really, though, I just wanted a silly crush meme. sometimes you just want these things, including lots of fluff and potential adorability, bizarreness, fun, and denials.

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