meme; down & dirty

[metropolising]

  THE DOWN & DIRTY MEME

① POST WITH YOUR CHARACTER. STATE THEIR NAME, FANDOM AND ANY PREFERENCES YOU HAVE IN THE FIELD.
② FIND A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND GO CRAZY WITH RNG.
③ WRITE PORN AND PROFIT.

① DIRTY TALK. SWEET WORDS ARE OFTEN WEAPONS THAT STIMULATE THE SENSES. WHETHER IT'S A SEXT, PHONE SEX OR WORDS WHISPERED IN A HEATED MOMENT, THE RIGHT VOCAB CAN FUEL A WICKED IMAGINATION.
② FORBIDDEN. YOUR PARENTS DISAPPROVE, YOU ALREADY HAVE A LOVER, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS AT SCHOOL/IN THE WORKPLACE -- WHATEVER THE REASON, YOU CAN'T BE TOGETHER AND NEED TO KEEP YOUR AFFAIR HUSH HUSH.
③ TEASING. YOU KNOW ALL THE RIGHT BUTTONS TO PUSH TO DRIVE YOUR PARTNER CRAZY. WITH SUBTLE TOUCHES, A SCANTILY CLAD PHOTO, ORGASM DENIAL OR INTENSE FROTTAGE, YOU'LL HAVE THEM EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
④ VOYEURISM. WATCH AS YOUR PARTNER PLEASES THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOU, ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLE ACROSS A SIGHT NOT MEANT FOR YOUR EYES OR PUSH YOUR PARTNER UP AGAINST A WINDOW WHERE ANYONE MIGHT SEE.
⑤ PUBLIC. YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER FOR VERY LONG, EVEN IN PUBLIC. GO CRAZY OUTDOORS, IN THE DRESSING ROOM OR TRY YOUR HAND AT SECRET ORAL DURING A BUSINESS MEETING. THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS.
⑥ ARTISTRY. PAINT YOUR PARTNER NAKED, FILM YOURSELVES, INDULGE IN FINGER PAINTS, MAKE THEM YOUR DINNER PLATE OR SHOW THEM JUST HOW TALENTED YOU ARE WITH MASSAGES.
⑦ PUNISHMENT. THEY'VE DONE SOMETHING TO UPSET YOU AND YOU'LL MAKE SURE THEY'LL NEVER FORGET. PUNISHMENT CAN BE LIGHT FROM SPANKING TO WAX PLAY TO THE MORE EXTREME, INCLUDING CHAINS AND KNIFE PLAY.
⑧ POWER PLAY/STRUGGLE. YOU'VE EITHER GOT YOUR PARTNER AT YOUR MERCY OR HAVE TO BATTLE THEM FOR THE ADVANTAGE.
⑨ FIGHT SEX. ARGUMENTS HAVE BLED OVER INTO SEXUAL TENSION OR THE TWO OF YOU HAVE JUST SURVIVED A TRICKY SITUATION. WHATEVER THE CASE, ADRENALINE IS RUNNING HIGH FROM ALL THAT FIGHTING.
⑩ TLC. YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT AND PLAN TO WINE AND DINE THAT SPECIAL PERSON TO SHOW THEM EXACTLY HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU.